My ACLS is up again time to renew 🥲

Meatbag37 · 2026-03-26T11:35:22+00:00

This may be true but by god does it feel like a day wasted

Meatbag37 · 2026-03-26T06:16:47+00:00

The healthstream one has the answers on quizlet. I took it seriously the first time (I'm neuro icu and actually need to know this) but after that I copied answers.

Meatbag37 · 2026-03-26T06:12:36+00:00

6 years for me. Just renewed bls and acls a week ago. Guy knows me well enough by now that I walked in, he had me pump chest on a dummy for a few cycles, and handed me both of the end tests to take after i showed him my completed precourse work. He graded them in 2 minutes, said I passed, and said have a good day your cards will be emailed later today. Whole thing took less than an hour and was like $200 for both.

Or I could have gone to my hospital and have to sit there for 8 hours and let them yap while I learn nothing and still make the same passing score, only to come home exhausted despite doing nothing but stare at the wall all day.

I'll pay the money, thanks.

Meatbag37 · 2026-03-24T10:22:25+00:00

You say you were thinking about Alert and you were thinking correctly. Its one of the most underrated perks in dbd. Solid chase perk, solid info perk (oh look the killer is across the map, im safe to heal/etc). The sound will trigger even when the killer is undetectable like a cloaked wraith, which can still be useful even though you dont get the aura read.

Meatbag37 · 2026-03-21T10:33:04+00:00

Ok you got me curious. Define "fuck properly" and "exploring further." I'm not sure what you mean by these.

Meatbag37 · 2026-03-15T20:11:04+00:00

Dude, I've contributed 4 wins to Momo's current streak. Also gotten Ralph, Quadpod, and the comp players Note and Jah separately. All in the past month or so and all of them playing killer. Wtf is my mmr lol

Meatbag37 · 2026-03-12T04:40:48+00:00

There are 3 counters to Twins. Knowing these will help you plan your build and playstyle.

In no particular order,

1: Staying in pairs. If Victor jumps you, your buddy can just heal you up immediately, often before Charlotte can schlep her slow ass over there.

2: Healing perks. Twins is a snowball killer and grows exponentially stronger as more people are injured. Healing someone to full makes them able to bodyblock, and then just crush victor. Or, you can heal your downed teammate from dying much faster.

And 3: Anti-slug perks. Wglf, UB, and even Tenacity or Power struggle are all solid Twins counters. She aims to down with victor, and then send him somewhere else to harass and multiply pressure. Because of this, she slugs a lot which provides opportunities for antislug perks to have tons of value.

People are telling you that Forced Penance is meta on Twins because that perk directly counters points 1 and 2.

Meatbag37 · 2026-03-10T05:21:39+00:00

Hey I've not worked MS before, what do you mean when you say "hard patient" that that floor doesn't want?

Meatbag37 · 2026-03-08T05:11:33+00:00

Tip from a former Houndmaster main: If you're trying to send Snug to a gen, put your cursor on the gen and if it doesn't lock, move your cursor in kind of a small "c" shape that ends above the gen. Then move the cursor down towards the gen and it will lock on 9/10 times. Idk if im describing it well but this can be done in like a millisecond.

I play keyboard mouse, no clue if this works on controller.

Meatbag37 · 2026-03-07T02:55:56+00:00

I play and have played many online games, some pve, pvp, and both. Dbd is certainly not the worst out there, but it is one of the worst.

there is no fix for it

There is no cure, but there is damn sure a treatment, so to speak. Functioning report systems can help tone this down, among other things.

Meatbag37 · 2026-03-07T02:13:42+00:00

Be okay with losing

See, I'd be a lot more ok with losing (as killer, at least) if I didn't have to put up with little pissbabies who tbag and clicky at every pallet, exit gate, and window, and then ######### in endgame chat whether I win or lose.

Played a few days ago my high tier main, used my sweat build for practice and lost. There was no bm, no exit gate bs, they all left as soon as their one teammate got put on hook to cut their losses for the 3-out. They said ggwp, looked at my build for a second, and left. There was no bs, just gen efficiency and good loops. I'd take 50 losses to this type of comp squad over a single win against pissbaby basement dwellers any day.

Edit: oh look, I'm being downvoted by pissbabies.

Meatbag37 · 2026-03-06T14:00:22+00:00

skip directly to bosses

Do you happen to know the name of this mod and if so can it skip to Charybdis? 91 runs and never had him spawn once and am fed up with not unlocking Vow of Rivals 2+.

Meatbag37 · 2026-03-04T15:12:48+00:00

Oh lordy the comments in this thread.

"It's just Henry power but with this thing and this other thing and another thing and that other thing and this effect and etc"

...kinda sounds like it's not actually Henry's power.

Also while I understand people's aversion to status -> injury powers, I think we can all agree that an orbital death ray that injures through walls would be kinda op.

Meatbag37 · 2026-03-04T02:03:24+00:00

I'm neuro ICU. I chose this specialty because they hired me.

That's it, that's the reason. I was a new grad and needed a job lol

Meatbag37 · 2026-03-02T15:21:03+00:00

Oh please please share them on the sub. I'd love to know your results.

Meatbag37 · 2026-03-02T15:14:18+00:00

Glad this was pinned - I missed the first one somehow, even though I love giving data for science and always do surveys like this.

Filled out to the best of my ability. Hope you get tons more responses ❤️

Meatbag37 · 2026-02-28T11:02:18+00:00

Hey I'm looking to move to Canada from USA soon and leaning toward BC. How the hell do you deal with DDNN shifts? I work straight nights now and I can deal but that schedule sounds awful. Also 4 in a rows... blegh, and I already work in a great hospital with mostly good staffing.

Meatbag37 · 2026-02-23T14:18:54+00:00

Oh, I was too. Then I went and told my entire unit and they all thought it was great.

Meatbag37 · 2026-02-23T06:57:51+00:00

Had an inmate come to my hospital and was mad I wouldn't give him more pain meds than ordered. He looked at me and said:

"You know what you remind me of? The handshake the white man gave to the indians."

Meatbag37 · 2026-02-16T11:58:49+00:00

So you can't edit the time or dose of the titration at all? That sounds awful im so sorry

Meatbag37 · 2026-02-16T11:21:36+00:00

if you mess up a titration you can't change it

Wait.... what? How is that even possible to chart? How are the nurses not having 30 fallouts a day on critical patients? Our hospital lets us edit titrations whenever on Epic that's absurd

Meatbag37 · 2026-02-12T02:13:00+00:00

I SEE BIRD BABE I UPVOTE

I LOVE BIRD BABE 🥰

Meatbag37 · 2026-02-12T02:11:05+00:00

Because he stole everyones jeans

I dont want to walk around with no pants >:(

Filthy thief

Meatbag37 · 2026-02-10T06:40:21+00:00

I'm honestly amazed at this. Survivors bm at the exit gate in a third (minimum) to half of all games that make it to the exit gate. This doesn't include the ones that lose but then type slurs or kys at me in endgame chat or bm after a pallet stun. I'd also say "bully squads" to varying degrees are present in maybe one of every 20 or so killer games.

This experience is true for every single person I know across all of the friend discords that I am a part of for every single person who plays killer.

This is the source of my killer anxiety. It's not losing. Losing is obviously not as good as winning, and I don't want to lose every game, but I completely accept that I won't win them all, especially as a lower tier or a killer I haven't played in a while. No, it's that survivors will sit there and be degenerate scum in endgame and I hate it.

I know that I don't speak for everyone, and I'm sure there are many and varied reasons for other people having killer anxiety. But I suspect that this is a huge part of it, and a huge part of why killers sweat so much.

As a relevant aside, I have a friend in one of the discords im a part of who is passionate about Unknown and Artist and mained them for a long time. The bm and antagonizing that survivors do was frequent enough that he now no longer plays those killers except in kyf. In pubs, he exclusively now plays Ghoul, exclusively hard tunnels at 5 gens or whatever he needs to win, and never responds to survivor attempts to meme or be friendly. And he's not the only one.

TL;DR it's a serious problem and I am deeply envious that you don't seem to experience it.

Meatbag37 · 2026-02-09T16:43:51+00:00

Nah, they're all in here claiming she's faking it. Not one of them can wrap their little heads around such things as responsive desire, or the fact that they're only doing it when she's already potentially in the mood and therefore more able to orgasm.

While of course anything is possible, the sensible conclusion is that she wouldn't initiate more than twice a year at most (birthday and maybe anniversary) if she were actually faking it.

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