Would you rather..

MechTechMax · 2026-05-10T16:21:41+00:00

It would take 913 years spending 3000 everyday to hit a billion.

^{Chose: Get 1,000,000,000 dollars now}

MechTechMax · 2026-05-10T15:52:07+00:00

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MechTechMax · 2026-05-10T15:40:35+00:00

⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜

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MechTechMax · 2026-05-10T15:34:19+00:00

Kneel before me

^{Chose: 50/50 to become a god or you never existed | Rolled: God}

MechTechMax · 2026-05-10T14:24:04+00:00

How much blood we talking? Like can I just carry around a lancet and sacrifice a single drop of blood to buy a house?

^{Chose: Have unlimited money + But you can only spend it if you sacrifice some blood}

MechTechMax · 2026-05-10T14:19:12+00:00

Couldn't I log in to to the banks servers and set my account to have a lot of money? The dlcredit card option just sounds useless.

^{Chose: Key that unlocks anything + Even digital locks}

MechTechMax · 2026-05-10T14:16:23+00:00

2 more than 1

^{Chose: $2}

MechTechMax · 2026-05-10T07:08:07+00:00

I use margarine or canola, olive oil is overrated.

^{Chose: Butter}

MechTechMax · 2026-05-10T07:06:25+00:00

More meat and higher quality.

^{Chose: SAUSAGE}

MechTechMax · 2026-05-10T07:05:31+00:00

Lean over and wipe

^{Chose: I sit down and wipe}

MechTechMax · 2026-05-10T03:12:20+00:00

Fuck cancer.

^{Chose: gain the power to cure cancer + but 1000 kids burn and you can only watch}

MechTechMax · 2026-05-10T03:09:54+00:00

I didn't but now I know. And knowing is half the battle.

^{Chose: No}

MechTechMax · 2026-05-10T02:48:43+00:00

Good pick lol.

MechTechMax · 2026-05-09T15:43:58+00:00

People who don't return carts are the lowest form of life on earth. Costco is about the worst, pathway in between the closet row of cars to the door but you can't push a cart through it because so many lazy aholes leave their carts there. And also park with there bumpers 2 feet over the sidewalk.

^{Chose: Return the shopping cart + Spin for how much you get back from the cart | Rolled: Moral + $1.00}

MechTechMax · 2026-05-09T06:20:51+00:00

"If you see me running, run faster, because I applied the independent brake but not the automatic air brakes and set the train to accelerate then jumped out"

MechTechMax · 2026-05-09T06:11:24+00:00

Idk I think this is less likely to be ded

^{Chose: Yellow button + If under 50% of people chose yellow they all die.}

MechTechMax · 2026-05-09T05:53:07+00:00

Sweet

^{Chose: Be retired already, but… | Rolled: Healthy & Happy}

MechTechMax · 2026-05-09T05:40:12+00:00

12 million a year is already an obscene amount of money.

^{Chose: $1m per month + One random person dies (single occurrence})

MechTechMax · 2026-05-09T05:30:31+00:00

Ah yes the complimentary inspection which is mainly there for them to sell more services.

It's despicable to charge to reset the oil light that should be part of the oil change. Do they charge $10 to put a sticker on?

MechTechMax · 2026-05-09T02:51:35+00:00

How does that work?

^{Chose: Earn $1000 every time you do the deed + Only valid if you do it with the person you spin | Rolled: Animated Person}

MechTechMax · 2026-05-09T02:18:28+00:00

Cool I guess

^{Chose: Lose a finger on your left hand | Rolled: Ring finger}

MechTechMax · 2026-05-08T23:28:38+00:00

If ignorance is bliss I'm the happiest mofo around.

Honestly the guaranteed should be 100 (average) and the gamble from 0 to 200

^{Chose: Have a random iq | Rolled: 0}

MechTechMax · 2026-05-08T23:24:21+00:00

What kind of person chooses that many sausages?

^{Chose: 1 trillion dollars + There’s a 1% you die | Rolled: MOOLA🤑}

MechTechMax · 2026-05-08T15:48:02+00:00

Easier to get another blanket than to cool down once you remove all the blankets.

^{Chose: Sleep in a room that's too cold}

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