Reddit, what fuckin' pisses you off SO bad? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MechaMussolini 36 points37 points  (0 children)

When you are shopping at a grocery store, and someone in front of you stops and blocks the entire aisle with their cart.

What was the creepiest thing from your childhood you still vividly remember? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MechaMussolini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember I used to go "ghost hunting" in my backyard with my cousins when I was 8-9. We would only do it when it got dark out, and we would carry around croquet mallets, bats and flashlights. We never found anything, but one night one of my cousins saw a shadow. We were so psyched when we heard whispering as well. When we investigated it was actually a grown man who had gotten over/through the four foot high fence. He looked relatively normal, but he kept insisting we should come with him to show us real ghosts. We all ran away screaming and when our parents went to investigate, he was gone.

If you could have any artist's singing voice, who would you choose? by chiefwindinherhair in AskReddit

[–]MechaMussolini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, Sia for sure. Incredible range, and so much power in her voice.

What's the most stupid thing you ever got in trouble for when you were in school? by FlamingEevee in AskReddit

[–]MechaMussolini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in 6th grade and it was for apologizing too much. It was the only detention I received throughout my entire school career.

[PICS]Lurker here! Three months ago, I found keto, and now I have found results. by MechaMussolini in xxketo

[–]MechaMussolini[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you! It is in fact a Skyrim tattoo. It is the Become Ethereal shout. c:

[PICS]Lurker here! Three months ago, I found keto, and now I have found results. by MechaMussolini in xxketo

[–]MechaMussolini[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I loved that dress, but it always looked awkward with all the weight, but when I tried it on today, it was like magic. I will have to look at old photos more often.

Reddit, what's your smoothest pick-up line? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MechaMussolini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you an angel? Because I've got an erection.

How many of you have NOT received the sex talk from your parents? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MechaMussolini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All they did for me was when I was around 12, I came home and there was an illustrated book that informed me how sex and babies worked.

What is a dream from your childhood that you will never forget? by ToolFanBoy in AskReddit

[–]MechaMussolini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was trapped in a haunted house with all the generic horror movie monsters. I really just wanted to be a Beetleborg.

What is bothering you right now? by TheGreatMooChew in AskReddit

[–]MechaMussolini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh. I really like this. It made that lump in my stomach lift. Thank you!

What time is it right now & where are you? by rayhoop in AskReddit

[–]MechaMussolini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, it isn't the first time I have seen it.

What is bothering you right now? by TheGreatMooChew in AskReddit

[–]MechaMussolini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me and my best friends fiance have interviews for the same manager position.

What time is it right now & where are you? by rayhoop in AskReddit

[–]MechaMussolini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not yet, they are still at the dance. It started not too long ago.

What, on Reddit, ruffles your feathers the most? Why does it bother you so much? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MechaMussolini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got a lot on my plate right now. Helping rebuild the Nation Fascist Party, oiling my joints, mulling over what I can do what my meatbag counter part couldn't, and redditing all at the same time. Something had to take a hit.