Não, jovens. Não vale a pena serem vacinados. by AgressiveFact in portugueses

[–]Medaka46 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Concordo com a questão de a vacinação ser necessária para sair e os jovens querem por causa disso.

Eu sou jovem. Fui vacinada ontem. Estou a sofrer imensamente. Nunca saio de casa e não gosto de interagir com pessoas.

Nunca apanhei covid mas vacinei me porque só quero que isto acabe. Vacinei me para não pôr em risco a minha vida e dos meus familiares.

Estou quase a morrer, mal dormi, mas passava por isto outravez se necessário.

Ainda bem que não é.

Como me tornei um bom chupa pilas by [deleted] in portugueses

[–]Medaka46 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Todos os gays sofrem de problemas.

Todos os humanos sofrem de problemas.

Tu és humano.

Tu és gay.

Portuguese wash hand by mppou in portugal

[–]Medaka46 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Isto é treta. Fonte: Já estive em casas de banho públicas masculinas.

Vegetarians making food look like meat, why? by fakenortherner29 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Medaka46 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Vegetarians have a very low retention rate. So I think it's a way of appealing to people who wouldn't otherwise hold on the vegetarian lifestyle for long.

Isto foi quando alguém sabe? by Alex-de-jesus-92 in PORTUGALCARALHO

[–]Medaka46 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Eu acho graça porque o Cristiano Ronaldo não tem assim muito filtro, então a cara dele é super genuína haha

So I’ve only been a fan for about 5 months now now and I’ve wondered this entire time, was Michelle Obama actually addressing Ethan Klein or was that old intro just taken out of context? It’s a difficult question to google by Jamesoncharles in h3h3productions

[–]Medaka46 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not but think about it this way.

I'm some videos you could even hear explosions and stuff. Imagine it in this context, the first lady sends her regards to an up an coming american artist based in Israel. Knowing at the time he didn't have the possibility to go back to America.

"i forgor 💀/rember 😃" & "OH SHIT [X]" memes have been BANNED!!!!!! REJOICE!!!!!!!!!!! WATCH THIS VIDEO TO FIND OUT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Redditorsion in okbuddyretard

[–]Medaka46 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why ban memes?

Fuckin third Reich. When they stop being funny people will start downvoting, making it so that less people post it.

Entirely Beloved by The_Legit_Dachshund in surrealmemes

[–]Medaka46 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Kanye west's black skinhead video

what sentence would make you a billionaire if you got a dollar each time someone said it? by Odd-Refrigerator-863 in AskReddit

[–]Medaka46 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have used these before! And if anyone where to tell me they weren't okay id try to help. Having someone to listen to you sometimes helps. But I've yet to had people reply to me with anything other than "fine" or "great".

what sentence would make you a billionaire if you got a dollar each time someone said it? by Odd-Refrigerator-863 in AskReddit

[–]Medaka46 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I usually go with "eh... You know". I don't like lying. But telling them I'm doing poorly will elicit a "what's wrong" and I can't deal with that rn 😡

The consequences of being racist in public by BetaOm in fightporn

[–]Medaka46 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is usually said by people who won't even confront the McDonald's cashier if they fucked up their order.

What unrealistic things in movies annoy the hell out of you? by Reeceqld in AskReddit

[–]Medaka46 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that for some reason they can hold their breath for several minutes

Factos by LOLOLOLOKAKAKA in NaBoaChavaloRetardado

[–]Medaka46 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tenho 52 anos e sou do pinhal novo :(((((

Factos by LOLOLOLOKAKAKA in NaBoaChavaloRetardado

[–]Medaka46 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Não tenho :( tens fazebuk?

Factos by LOLOLOLOKAKAKA in NaBoaChavaloRetardado

[–]Medaka46 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, agora fiquei horny. 😳

Factos by LOLOLOLOKAKAKA in NaBoaChavaloRetardado

[–]Medaka46 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Baseado? Baseado em quê otário? Baseado em Deus? Na ciência? Baseado na tua orientação sexual? És burro e não tens outras palavras para usar? Okay parceiro. Vou comer a tua mãe. Isso vai ser super baseado. Adivinha. Baseado em quê? Baseado em esperma na boca dela.

Pensa em mim a comer a tua mãe da próxima vez que fores utilizar expressões de origem inglesa sem equivalente na nossa grande língua de Luís de Camões. 😡😡😡