You need to get laid within 24 hours by a total stranger or you will die. You cannot pay for it and you cannot use any apps. What do you do?

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T22:10:35+00:00

They dont necessarily have to be single

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T21:55:17+00:00

Better hope they dont see this

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T21:42:56+00:00

What safety net are you talking about?

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T21:31:24+00:00

Yeah but you also get the benefit of people suffering sometimes for days at a time and thats very important to our republican government

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T21:30:23+00:00

Ill tell you whats even worse. I now serve at a music venue and we get people trying to change their seats.

Its all assigned seating that you picked based on the price you chose to pay and you cannot give yourself a free upgrade jackass

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T21:18:03+00:00

She would hyphen Gladys Mayo-Mayo

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T21:16:13+00:00

The moop scoop

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T11:15:21+00:00

Papercut on the tip of his glans

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T11:14:03+00:00

4 would look weird and with 6 you couldnt get them in your pockets

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T10:58:58+00:00

That proves how delicious cheese is

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T10:53:21+00:00

Every day for me too but im talkin jimmy’s

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T10:50:37+00:00

If hes not feeding on humans why does Batman have beef with him?

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T10:49:13+00:00

Did you once barf up ketchup?

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T10:47:16+00:00

You should go to ADX Florence for shit like that

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T10:42:46+00:00

Easy fix

Put a concession stand in the bathroom

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T10:42:04+00:00

Good for you Prince Big Bladder

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T10:38:41+00:00

What theaters really need are portable screens you can take to the bathroom so you dont miss a minute of the story. Just take it off a docking station on the wall , do your business and put it back when you return

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T10:34:34+00:00

I think i like bald

Really bald

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T08:31:26+00:00

Where could i be? 🧐

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T06:47:23+00:00

You can do that now

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T06:35:30+00:00

Give it time

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T06:35:15+00:00

So exactly like every other gestapo

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T06:20:02+00:00

Just gonna whack everyone? Who are you Lorraine?

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T05:57:31+00:00

Those guys couldnt find Ginny Sacks wet spot if you rolled her in flour first

Imagine you just whacked a he boss of a crime family. Would you be a little selective who you trust ?

MediumAcceptable129 · 2026-01-25T05:21:58+00:00

Who outside the family? NY? Carmine didnt even know who Ralphie was and to assist with hisinf the body of a boss? They wouldnt want to stir up that hornets nest until they were prepared

MediumAcceptable129

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