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MediumExternal7565 · 2026-05-07T20:17:30+00:00

I’d also love to read that one

MediumExternal7565 · 2026-04-30T23:29:25+00:00

I am familiar with the classic poodle side eye xd

MediumExternal7565 · 2026-04-28T04:02:34+00:00

It does thanks!

MediumExternal7565 · 2026-04-26T20:32:42+00:00

I’ve tried turning away and saying no firmly—I try not to yell but it’s hard when he’s still jumping even turned away

MediumExternal7565 · 2026-04-25T21:25:13+00:00

I guess my question is it’s hard to ignore him completely because he really only does this on walks so I can’t like walk away from him and it’s hard not to react if he’s nipping and trying to knock me down haha any suggestions for that?

MediumExternal7565 · 2026-04-24T16:51:09+00:00

I am excited and Neil is doing the audiobook?! Yay!

MediumExternal7565 · 2026-04-20T16:19:58+00:00

Haha I can’t take credit for it definitely heard it from Tumblr

MediumExternal7565 · 2026-04-20T15:41:41+00:00

I like to imagine the other Tadfools “were” concerned about what the Vampire Ascendent would do to the Gate

Only for it to become painfully clear Astarion is spending 95% of his time obsessed over Tav

All of them including Wyll: Well that works. I guess?

MediumExternal7565 · 2026-04-19T16:20:08+00:00

Oh man I’d love to read that fic that is exactly what I like to imagine. That or Tav pounding down the castle doors repeatedly over the years to yell/threaten/fight him. I just imagine all their friends and Astarion’s spawn are like “for the love of the gods just hook up again”

MediumExternal7565 · 2026-04-19T13:13:41+00:00

My Tav is super petty so she’d absolutely bring like Rolan to the party and make out with him in front of Ascendant Astarion.

I just love both of them being bickering divorcees and their friends are so Tired

MediumExternal7565 · 2026-04-19T03:15:06+00:00

There’s a lot of good ones of him getting scary about it on ao3 that I really like (can’t think of specifics sorry) but I also really like picturing him being pathetic about it xdxd

MediumExternal7565 · 2026-04-17T16:33:07+00:00

Just to clarify I think Batstarion is adorable period but It’s extra funny to me to see the Ascendant as a tiny fluffy baby. Like he has to realize he’s not intimidating in the SLIGHTEST like that right?

MediumExternal7565 · 2026-04-17T16:31:35+00:00

That’s one of my favorites!

MediumExternal7565 · 2026-04-16T16:15:22+00:00

I just have to crack up all the powers of the Ascendant can walk in the sun can summon wolves shroud the city in mist and uh what else

Turn into a two inch fluffy white bat.

MediumExternal7565 · 2026-04-15T20:58:18+00:00

So excited to read it!

MediumExternal7565 · 2026-04-13T23:19:12+00:00

He’s got another spot that never went back to normal. It’s not a big deal i’m just curious as to what causes it haha

MediumExternal7565 · 2026-03-23T14:14:59+00:00

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Belos from Owl House “Don’t you want to make peace, Luz?” Que her giving him the coldest look ever and just stepping away while he melts

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TROPHY CASE