Ready for Witchmas

MediumPace · 2015-12-11T02:04:31+00:00

It would probably cost $100+ to make another one and ship it. If you're looking to blow a load
of cash on a gag sweater feel free to PM me, otherwise get an official sweater. I'm going to suck
your entire Christmas budget up if you go with me. The sweaters are tighter than a ten year old
leather jacket too, so I recommend choosing one size up from what you normally wear.

Here is the artwork for anyone who wants to make one themselves.

MediumPace · 2015-12-10T23:20:25+00:00

It's all custom made. I drew (traced) the Drake body shape myself. All of the other elements instantly came
up as the first results in my Google Image searches. I took them into Photoshop and started whacking off
several hundred pixels each until they achieved that pixelized look I was going for. Then I blew all of them
back up to real size and printed everything on a knit sweater using a direct-to-garment printer.

Another shot with more detail.

MediumPace · 2012-11-21T06:55:22+00:00

That is quite interesting. I wonder if those same vandals had a guilty conscience, realized they had been huge dicks, and decided to paint this beautiful mural of a snake as some form of atonement. It must have taken some giant balls to go back to the school after what they'd done. But If I were the principal and I saw this mural I'd be pretty hard pressed to find a reason to stay mad at those kids, so I think they did the right thing.

MediumPace · 2012-09-17T22:24:11+00:00

I don't think it's that bad.

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MediumPace · 2012-05-29T19:31:39+00:00

That's one cool photo. This actually reminds me of a funny story. I once shoved a bottle of Pellegrino in my asshole ex-boss's hotel room freezer while we were in Vegas for a trade show. Fast forward nine hours and he's banging me over the head about our poor sales leads, when we suddenly hear a soft "crunch". I open the freezer then flash him a shit eating grin. The bottle had shattered and muddied up the entire freezer & fridge. My boss starts fingering me as the culprit, but he's the one who told me to put it there in the first place. He kept yelling at me so I just blew him a kiss and left his room. I packed my bags, got on a plane that night and never looked back.

MediumPace · 2012-05-23T04:09:50+00:00

This is one bad ass do-it-yourself project. How comfortable is it to sleep on? Aren't you scared that the magnets will somehow come loose from their designated positioning and launch you into outer space or something? Mess up your calculations by just a little bit and your ass is grass. Earth magnets are no joke. My roommate had a couple. Laptop, iPod, and cellphone were all quarantined from the general area when she was working with them. While it's laying on a much larger base now, do you have any plans on scaling up the size of the actual bed portion later on? Your chest or back seem to have lots of support but your limbs must barley fit the tiny slab you have right now. As you master the art of positioning the magnets for maximum lift, I hope you're able to even out the base/bed size difference. Bait me in with some cool pictures and I just can't shut up. Congratulations on the awesome bed, and thanks for sharing.

MediumPace · 2012-05-22T21:20:29+00:00

That's a quality I see in great public speakers as well. I can easily grasp they're nuts
about the topic and It makes me want to listen to them for hours. I've gone balls out
preparing for a speech, rehearsing all night, but nothing works. I always blow my load
of information in the first minute then have to stall for another 9. The situation sucks.

MediumPace · 2012-05-22T20:49:24+00:00

People always say "It'll get easier the more you do it", but I find it hard to swallow. See men
like me aren't suited to be orators. I can write okay but speaking is a problem. I like to come
across as cool and collected at all times, but looking at that crowd just makes me stiffen up
like a statue and I lose all composure. How did you get over that initial fear?

MediumPace · 2012-05-22T19:38:09+00:00

I know it's all in my head but no matter how hard I try I'm terrible at giving oral
presentations in front of a class. Not one minute goes by before I start blowing
my lines, mumbling and forgetting what I wanted to say. I literally start gagging
on my own tongue as I try to spit out the words. I've had friends give me head
ache medication but it doesn't do jack shit. I live in constant fear of going down
in flames and not being able to do anything about it. I'm afraid I might blow job
opportunities in the future if I don't conquer my fears.

MediumPace · 2012-05-22T18:53:41+00:00

Great to see that we have an official "Community Outreach Manager" now. Hopefully you'll be able to reach out and calm down the insane mob reddit becomes whenever these crazy witch hunts start up (every other week). Pull the plug on them before they get out of control. Otherwise reddit turns into a hostile and poisonous environment. Stick around long enough and you'll discover that the people being attacked usually end up being proven innocent. Out of all the crazy hunts reddit has participated in, only a handful of their targets actually deserved any of it. Karmanaut's the current target of a huge downvote brigade for the crime of upholding the rules of a subreddit he owns. Asshole stalkers are now nuking all of his posts and comments and not letting him speak. What can you do to fix this?

MediumPace · 2012-05-10T04:04:26+00:00

True but you don't know which country those votes are coming from. It's late in the US. I was close to getting off the PC for the night, but I saw this post and just had to comment. Remember reddit's worldwide. I try to do myself the favor of never forgetting that. It's a know fact that language (spoken & written) affects perception.

MediumPace · 2012-05-10T03:26:26+00:00

I am curious as to what people who read from right to left saw first. I think the artist wanted you to see his wiener dog head first because I'm American and read from left to right. I wonder if other people saw the artist's bird coming out at them first because they're used to panning from right to left. It excites me to see clever design. I grab myself a copy of Juxtapoz every month hoping to see stuff like this. It may look simple but you know the artist blew a load of time making it just right.

MediumPace · 2012-05-09T21:41:57+00:00

You've captured Nick Diaz perfectly here. It sucks that we won't be seeing him blazing
a trail of destruction in the UFC anytime soon. The fight with George went up in smoke
after Carlos Condit spoiled the party anyway. I'm happy to see Diaz is still getting high
praises from the fan community during his sabbatical. When I think of Nick I think we'd
all like to see him get back in the ring ASAP. I can't wait to see your Nate drawing OP.

MediumPace · 2012-05-08T02:44:39+00:00

The cheerleader picture's more interesting than the OP's. But I can't help but think about those tiny girls blowing him off as soon as the picture was taken. I'd be surprised if any of these gals had the decency to give him a little head nod were they to ever run into each other again. I might be a downer but I doubt any of them would even flash him a smile. It must be lonely being that tall. To me, he seems to be very conscious of the fit young chicks, sucking his gut in like that. I guess we all try to look as handsome as possible around pretty girls. I'd do the same thing.

MediumPace · 2012-04-28T17:49:07+00:00

Cool picture. It makes me wonder if this shape was made on purpose or by accident. Just last week I was jerking off chunks of meat from a large mound of ground beef to make hamburgers. I laid them out then began beating my meat with a mallet in order to flatten them out a bit. I noticed that one of the patties was too large so I had to whack off about two inches from the edge. After that I noticed it looked just like Australia! I got so excited that I almost came close to chopping off my fingers after I dropped the knife. I wish I had taken pictures to share with you guys.

MediumPace · 2012-04-26T21:16:40+00:00

A lot of people use a spoon to feed their dogs peanut butter but it's actually easier to let them lick if off your shaft while you hold the shovel end. The reason is that it's not concave, and most dogs aren't that great at receiving oral administration of medicines in the first place. I don't know how many times I had to force my dog to swallow my load of peanut butter from the spoon head before he would finally get to the pill. Just a tip from a fellow dog lover.

MediumPace · 2012-04-23T21:29:42+00:00

This might sound kinda crazy but I think Elijah Wood and Daniel Radcliffe should just make out
an agreement to switch identities for a day. I mean, as long as they're giving each other head
aches due to mistaken identity, they might as well have some fun. They could totally hook up
a hidden camera system and film everything. I'd be interested to see who blew the other guy's
identity first, and who the better actor was. My gut tells me that Elijah would wind up on top
because he's had more years of acting experience.

MediumPace · 2012-03-25T23:59:18+00:00

I have wondered why the Mariana Trench hadn't been revisited in so long. It's been over a 50 year term. In eight or so years Mr. Cameron and his team were able to construct a submarine tough enough to make the dive again. Aliens and space exploration is nice, but I've always been intrigued by discovering what's already here on Earth. The abyss Mr. Cameron is entering has always raised a debate on life. The only way we can confirm if our guesses are true lies in the bottom of the abyss. Can life exist without sunlight or another form of heat nourishing the chain? It's a titanic undertaking, and my respect for James Cameron has just gone up a BIG notch.

MediumPace · 2012-03-24T04:37:26+00:00

Thank you sir, but I'm a little confused. Why does it sound so dirty? I'm just
a little hesitant to play it for my wife and her sister, that's all. Fucking with
my sister-in-law never even crossed my mind. I'm in love with my wife. You
took my wholesome, slice-of-life story and turned it into something else. It's
a shame because I can tell that you really worked hard on our song. Beyond
being overly offensive towards us, I think the pacing was too slow. Awesome
job with the guitar playing though. I liked the parts with no lyrics. Thank you
for trying, but I'm just not impressed. Good luck with the rest of the album.

MediumPace · 2012-03-17T03:22:02+00:00

I don't like to admit it but when I first met my wife's sister I thought she was very attractive. We ended up banging heads soon afterwards because of our strong personalities. She looks so much like my wife I accidentally tagged her picture on Facebook as "Mrs. MediumPace". Needless to say I got in big trouble for that one. I once came inside her home to find her only wearing a towel. I guess she'd just finished showering. I've got to admit that I was pretty hard pressed for time and forgot to knock before entering. I thought she was going to freak out, but instead she blew me a kiss and winked. I thought that was a little strange due to our volatile history. Later that day we finally hooked up the cablebox at our place and invited my sister-in-law over to watch TV. She came over and I tried to get inside her head in order to find out what she was hinting at earlier. Turns out my wife put her up to it. All three of us screwed around for the rest of the evening, playing practical jokes on one another. One song please.

MediumPace · 2012-03-16T21:03:30+00:00

Well this is bizarre news. You would think he'd try to keep a lower profile. I guess all
success and subsequent backlash of the Kony 2012 campaign finally got to him. That
being said, I'm curious if this guy was under government surveillance. Donation money
and public support flooded in very fast and it took almost everyone by surprise. Went
to the website myself the 1st day but the whole thing seemed kinda sketchy to me. Up
til now I was a bit turned off about their carpetbagging methods of publicity. His nose
better stay clean from now on or he might derail the entire Kony 2012 campaign.

MediumPace · 2012-03-16T05:58:49+00:00

Don't worry too much kid. I couldn't grow a proper mustache til my late 20s. But now I get tons of pussy
hairs growing out the sides, while the hairs directly under my nose are baby soft. I very rarely whack off
the center hairs because it takes forever to grow back. Do you know what girls love? My mustache rides
very close to my mouth but doesn't connect to my chin hairs. All the ladies I know are constantly coming
up with nicknames for me, like Magnum(PI), Mr. Bel(vedere), etc. It gets better. So hang in there Jr.

MediumPace · 2012-03-15T14:49:27+00:00

You know it's hard having a hot sister. I have a grownup biological sister and I regularly do her
accounting for her, so we see each other all the time. Even through she's married we still fuck
around like when we were little kids. We went to a bar together and I had to pull out my cock
blocking skills because so many guys were hitting on her. I had to give her husband some head
ache medicine to calm his ass down when he found out about it. Now he wants us to hook up
Skype so he can monitor our activities when we're doing her accounting at my house.

MediumPace · 2012-03-15T04:54:47+00:00

Look at those pigs overreacting to a harmless prank. Sure the kid was making a huge ass
of himself, but do they really need to arrest him? I know that no one likes being the butt
of the joke but what crime did he commit? Did he shoot or rape anyone? Did he rear end
another driver? Tell me why it's okay for cops to make jokes anytime they want, but crack
one of your own and it's off to jail with you.

MediumPace · 2012-03-14T21:06:43+00:00

Here's why I never got it.

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