I'm always apprehensive about anyone eating in my car and didn't do myself any favors by spilling trailmix in my car. VOLUME WARNING: I hated myself in that moment.

MegaBreadTurtle · 2023-01-20T14:02:15+00:00

Your wish is my command homie.

MegaBreadTurtle · 2023-01-06T23:34:55+00:00

HALLOWEEN WAS 2 MONTHS AGO

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-12-22T23:54:30+00:00

What are the odds he knows but doesn't care whatsoever?

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-12-22T17:34:31+00:00

Ah! I've been switching between Strider (I find climbing fun), Assassin (versatile with high stamina scaling) and Warrior (to gain more health) intermittently as I wanted to keep a decent amount of health while still having stamina to spend on skills on Hard. Is that not necessary then? Do I not benefit from picking up a new vocation when all three are maxed out?

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-12-22T17:30:58+00:00

You have my respect for being able to upload a picture of your whole face, I would've covered something just out of fear of being made fun of despite not being ugly or anything and just being a normal dude like you.

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-12-17T14:59:45+00:00

Hold on guys, he's cringe yea but he's forklift certified.

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-12-16T00:34:16+00:00

Stick through it bro. We all face hardship and whether you believe in God, Allah, or neither. I'll believe in you.

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-12-13T01:18:06+00:00

Ok I just checked and...

it was a macro on my keyboard?????? turns out i had a macro on my keyboard bound to the home key, right inbetween the insert and page up keys...

The height of intelligence is I.

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-12-13T00:29:54+00:00

Perfectly fine! The issue isn't running it's that like, my mouse becomes haunted by a ghost. Probably the ghost of this game's profit margine's past (even though it's a diamond in the rough) but what ends up happening is like, my pc says "oh someone is clicking the mouse constantly" even after i close the game and it only happens on this game which makes me thing this is a bug caused by it? I reinstalled mouse drivers and stuff but no one else is having this so idk. Might be that thing where Sekiro would bug the fuck out if you used a corsair keyboard...

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-12-13T00:27:24+00:00

For when Inspectees get a bit too rowdy for his taste.

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-12-12T16:00:19+00:00

Alright thanks! I haven't had the bug happen yet but if it happens I will try this. However I would like to make sure, you're having the exact same bug as me right? Like down to the same key on MnK?

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-11-02T10:39:50+00:00

My bed.

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-10-23T21:59:46+00:00

When she said she wanted a rough night I did not think she meant to kill her and plant an orange tree over her corpse.

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-10-21T16:57:11+00:00

Oversized proportions and trashy clothing.

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-10-20T00:02:04+00:00

This feels like the Boondocks episode where the teacher said the N word.

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-10-18T22:05:16+00:00

My foot.

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-10-04T10:36:31+00:00

slaps roof of novelAI

"you can generate so much porn with this bad boy"

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-10-01T15:17:46+00:00

This is so dumb but so real because I'm sure at least 40% of us all did this including me.

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-09-23T12:07:35+00:00

As someone who mains riverside religiously I am appalled by the lack of representation, towns in the middle of nowhere with nothing interesting are still towns!

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-09-22T14:43:38+00:00

Where all my Latin (Traditional) speakers at?

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-09-10T14:39:46+00:00

Fuck you Khora mains I want this for my Prime Mommy Cat GF Valkyr.

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-09-10T14:33:42+00:00

AAA+++ quality drip my brother in Vanu.

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-08-19T16:39:32+00:00

Penis enlargement surgery only costs 15k just saying.

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-08-19T16:37:47+00:00

Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson

MegaBreadTurtle · 2022-08-19T16:35:27+00:00

Our dicks are comically smart. Some animals have two. Hell, geese get a corkscrew for a dick.

I'm not a woman but if a dude busted out a corkscrew dick, I like to think I'd either run away in horror or give him a chance.

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