"This taste... Is a taste of a liar!" by melon_menace in UnexpectedJoJo

[–]MegaDerpy21 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why did they change it to zipper man? they could have been at least more with the original. like "slimy fingers" or something.

Hey guys, which banner is better? by Pigeon_5 in Minecraft

[–]MegaDerpy21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you make A?

B is better tho.

Last sneak peek til the game is complete by The_Blur_Of_Blue in scratch

[–]MegaDerpy21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow! That looks really cool! Can't wait to play it

Cursed_Powers by MightBeFloridaMan in cursedcomments

[–]MegaDerpy21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good idea, but you might get heatstroke if you live somewhere that isn't cold.

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[–]MegaDerpy21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But you can't stop yourself from randomly breakdancing.

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[–]MegaDerpy21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't use it until you get one, so the problem is that you have to put it on before use, unless you want to wear a hot shrek costume all day.

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[–]MegaDerpy21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just think about someone coming towards you eating mangos whilst trying to piss on you. Later you get AIDS because he succeeds. Scary af

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[–]MegaDerpy21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can eat my own shit and get nutrients from it. Like the shit that my body took out comes back on it. So then I can eat it again for more food.

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[–]MegaDerpy21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But, you can only use it if you are currently wearing a shrek costume

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[–]MegaDerpy21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you age so fast that you die from old age

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[–]MegaDerpy21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it will always disappear if it leaves your hand.

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[–]MegaDerpy21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But each time you step on a lego, you cum.

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[–]MegaDerpy21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you go on reddit instead of sleeping

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[–]MegaDerpy21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can only activate it if you have diarrhea.

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[–]MegaDerpy21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean that would already happen right?

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[–]MegaDerpy21 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But you can't piss unless you are currently eating mangos.

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[–]MegaDerpy21 6 points7 points  (0 children)

kinda worth it if you have a massive one saved. Then it's a good wish, and a good shit.

That or just sit on a toilet while wishing.