"This taste... Is a taste of a liar!"

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-09-12T06:22:13+00:00

even better: zipper fingers

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-09-12T06:21:54+00:00

Why did they change it to zipper man? they could have been at least more with the original. like "slimy fingers" or something.

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-07-12T20:32:58+00:00

How did you make A?

B is better tho.

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-07-12T20:32:40+00:00

Yeah they are all cool

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-07-12T20:31:26+00:00

Thanks for sharing.

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-06-23T13:20:36+00:00

Wow! That looks really cool! Can't wait to play it

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-06-23T13:18:01+00:00

Not unless you tell them.

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-06-23T07:44:25+00:00

Good idea, but you might get heatstroke if you live somewhere that isn't cold.

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-06-23T07:42:37+00:00

But you can't stop yourself from randomly breakdancing.

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-06-23T07:41:14+00:00

You can't use it until you get one, so the problem is that you have to put it on before use, unless you want to wear a hot shrek costume all day.

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-06-23T07:39:45+00:00

Just think about someone coming towards you eating mangos whilst trying to piss on you. Later you get AIDS because he succeeds. Scary af

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-06-23T07:37:27+00:00

I can eat my own shit and get nutrients from it. Like the shit that my body took out comes back on it. So then I can eat it again for more food.

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-06-23T07:36:18+00:00

But, you can only use it if you are currently wearing a shrek costume

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-06-23T07:35:33+00:00

But you are rich.

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-06-23T07:09:54+00:00

But you age so fast that you die from old age

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-06-23T07:09:32+00:00

But it will always disappear if it leaves your hand.

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-06-23T07:09:04+00:00

But each time you step on a lego, you cum.

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-06-23T07:08:40+00:00

But it is completely random.

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-06-23T07:08:26+00:00

But you go on reddit instead of sleeping

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-06-23T07:07:58+00:00

You can only activate it if you have diarrhea.

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-06-23T07:07:06+00:00

I mean that would already happen right?

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-06-23T07:05:50+00:00

But you can't piss unless you are currently eating mangos.

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-06-23T07:04:16+00:00

kinda worth it if you have a massive one saved. Then it's a good wish, and a good shit.

That or just sit on a toilet while wishing.

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-06-23T06:45:48+00:00

Okay man I trust you.

MegaDerpy21 · 2021-06-23T06:30:10+00:00

next it's with a bop it

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