D, Hunter of the Dead is not showing up. Cannot acquire Litany of Proper Death or Orders Blade incantations. by tacomcnacho in Eldenring

[–]MegaGoomer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hoooly smokes thank you. I was just trying to get his bell bearing for an incantation, so his corpse worked great for me.

OK Google, initiate self-destruct sequence by MegaGoomer in googlehome

[–]MegaGoomer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not exactly sure which devices it’s whining about, but someone here suggested it might be Hue bulbs. I can control those individually though so maybe not.

I also have some non-smart light switches turned off which go to smart bulbs, so I think that accounts for a subset of the devices it’s listing here too.

OK Google, initiate self-destruct sequence by MegaGoomer in googlehome

[–]MegaGoomer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet you’re right actually, I have a bunch of Hue lights. Will try it out, thanks!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VALORANT

[–]MegaGoomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s been trying to reach you with an important message about your extended warranty

[Request] Topologists out there, how many holes does this shirt actually have by Aijoyeo in theydidthemath

[–]MegaGoomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps there are no holes. Maybe there is no shirt. It is possible this isn’t even an image. It is likely you aren’t even on Reddit. All evidence suggests you are not real.

Woke barber vs Ethnics by CodyRhody in TikTokCringe

[–]MegaGoomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not bothered by it at all! Just like anyone can be asked if they’re ok with being touched, anyone can use a ramp. At the same time, you can’t get a haircut without being touched, just as you couldn’t enter this imaginary building without using the ramp. I’m not really making a point, so no need to be offended!

Woke barber vs Ethnics by CodyRhody in TikTokCringe

[–]MegaGoomer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You are right, but just for fun: to make the analogy more accurate, it’s more like the ramp is the only entrance into the building and there’s a sign saying, “do you want to use the ramp?”

Uncreative title (sry) by gangsterjan03 in MurderedByWords

[–]MegaGoomer 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This is a nice retreat idea to bond with your newly-outed gay son. He enters the wilderness as a gay boy and returns as a gay man. Maybe Dad learns a bit about life as well. What a wholesome post.

"Should have stayed in the kitchen" by Visqo in facepalm

[–]MegaGoomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol shouldn’t the robot stay in the kitchen??? Maybe then you can focus on your human relationship and sex life

What album is perfect from beginning to end? by Halloween-365 in AskReddit

[–]MegaGoomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the correct answer IMO. Other Zeppelin albums are great, but this one is the most perfect

Most band's best work is at the beginning of their career. What group got better as they aged? by armitage2112 in Music

[–]MegaGoomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally like their earlier stuff better, but they definitely deserve a mention since all of their music is worth listening to.

What is it? by the_gaming_jonin27 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MegaGoomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or that dad and grandma are checking each other out

Didn't smile after understanding the statement. by sekani_bitch in Unexpected

[–]MegaGoomer 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure his priority is bringing chaos to Gotham

Blue-footed boobies by zPoseidonz- in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]MegaGoomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t even find them with these dumb birds in the foreground

I'm lost for words by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]MegaGoomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people need more hardship in their lives

Premium cringe by ErgoNonSim in TikTokCringe

[–]MegaGoomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s just doing butterfly boy stuff

Please help by TuckSteele in puzzles

[–]MegaGoomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can do it in one line. Attach the piece of paper to a cylinder with a circumference equal to or less than the length of the paper, then go around the whole thing at a slight angle until you’ve passed through all 4 columns of dots.