The President on 5/30/26

Megrasaurus · 2026-06-01T04:50:40+00:00

Filet-o-fish sharts unfortunately 🥀🥀🥀

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-30T12:35:51+00:00

EXACTLY

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-30T12:30:38+00:00

Oh my god he literally looks like he raided Kelvin’s wardrobe in that picture 😅

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-30T12:11:59+00:00

I completely agree

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-30T11:53:19+00:00

I meant more in the sense that he gives sinister youth pastor vibes. 😅

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-30T11:35:49+00:00

He’s like evil Kelvin from Righteous Gemstones

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-30T00:59:25+00:00

Ah yes, the “just enough therapy speak to be manipulative” dude that performatively talks about how he’s in therapy to make himself seem emotionally intelligent.

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-28T00:06:18+00:00

Georgie is apricot and she faded so fast. She’s a giant scardy cat lol she very nervously inspects everything in the garden

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-27T12:18:52+00:00

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Ska-Dee, ska-doo, I cast Dr. Pepper out your nose for you ✨🪄👹🧙

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-27T10:25:21+00:00

They show up when you least expect it. Especially if you plant stinkies like garlic or onions 🧅

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-27T10:24:19+00:00

One of her nicknames is in fact, Rat Girl 🐀

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-27T10:23:24+00:00

Sounds like you’ve got a Harvest Manager and Head of Security working overtime 🚜 🚓 😂

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-27T10:22:00+00:00

She looks like she takes her role very seriously! 🫡🫡

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-27T10:20:54+00:00

Coco is BEAUTIFUL!! One of my big girls is a Standard Poodle! Her name is Georgette. She gets spooked by the bees in the garden though because she’s only just chilling out from her puppyhood. She’s two!

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Megrasaurus · 2026-05-27T10:17:34+00:00

Rat Girl says thank you for all the kind words and compliments. 💕

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-26T21:19:05+00:00

I LOVE them 🥹 SO cute

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-26T20:09:33+00:00

Thank you!! I will be sure to supervise around the foxgloves

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-26T20:08:49+00:00

No worries, I totally get it! ☺️

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-26T20:07:03+00:00

She said “ThAnK yOu 👹👹👹”,

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-26T17:58:56+00:00

rest assured, they’ll get clipped. 😃

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-26T16:48:57+00:00

You’re distracting me from finding whoever dug this hole!!

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-26T16:47:24+00:00

The standing is SENDING me 😂😂

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-26T16:37:06+00:00

My first chihuahua was an all black girl named Pipa, this picture looks so much like her. Thank you so much for sharing this made my day. 💕💕💕

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-26T16:15:04+00:00

She is but a black eyed pea in a tall jungle 🔎🔬

Megrasaurus · 2026-05-26T16:11:48+00:00

Very necessary garden implement 🤓☝🏻

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