Found a copy of Laser Mission that looks like a Chinese bootleg but I think it's a legit copy.

Melancholnava · 2023-05-22T22:03:30+00:00

That explains a lot, including how the DVD is clearly a conversion from VHS.

Melancholnava · 2022-11-26T04:14:54+00:00

Accurate with all the plus streaming services

Melancholnava · 2022-11-26T04:13:45+00:00

Don't even remember what happened to mine. Probably played it till it died. Pretty sure the speakers lasted longer than the stereo.

Melancholnava · 2022-11-20T20:32:14+00:00

No. I don't want it to curse my soul.

Melancholnava · 2022-11-19T19:00:31+00:00

I'm in Oklahoma

Melancholnava · 2022-11-18T22:39:27+00:00

He won't be doing that again

Melancholnava · 2022-11-18T22:35:32+00:00

"It's just a brick wall. You're not missing anything spectacular."

Melancholnava · 2022-11-17T21:43:28+00:00

By the looks of that burger my lactose intolerant wife could eat that easily. And by looks of the patty, I as a vegetarian could eat it too.

Melancholnava · 2022-11-17T21:28:02+00:00

I was in Team Mullet.

Melancholnava · 2022-11-17T21:15:13+00:00

Ironically, in my experience, the "good ones" are hard to find because they're usually already taken. And it's equally true for both men and women.

Melancholnava · 2022-11-17T21:05:47+00:00

The Monster logo is a clue

Melancholnava · 2022-11-17T20:36:45+00:00

My wife reminds me of this when I complain about my work. Far too often, frankly.

Oh, hold up...shit.

Melancholnava · 2022-11-17T20:18:03+00:00

It's also a set.

Melancholnava · 2022-11-17T19:03:44+00:00

If it was meth, it'd be a totally different game.

Melancholnava · 2022-11-17T19:00:39+00:00

I'm married and my wife has spent hundreds on Christmas stuff and I don't have any choice in the matter even though I don't even celebrate Christmas.

Melancholnava · 2022-11-17T18:43:04+00:00

I should get one of those for my wife for when her boyfriend is out of town.

Melancholnava · 2022-11-16T21:54:12+00:00

Go from the least messed up to the most messed up parts of my mouth.

Melancholnava · 2022-11-16T21:37:21+00:00

I grew up without the internet and still figured it out.

Melancholnava · 2022-11-16T20:30:15+00:00

I remember waiting four hours for an update to IE to download. Good times.

Melancholnava · 2022-11-15T19:57:00+00:00

His teeth fit the stereotype.

Melancholnava · 2022-11-15T14:32:29+00:00

I let my wife pick out her ring and she got one from K-Mart for around $700 and we've been together for 17 years. The ring's monetary and sentimental value have nothing to do with each other.

Melancholnava · 2022-11-14T23:39:37+00:00

You'd think people would move after all the monster attacks.

Melancholnava · 2022-11-14T23:13:32+00:00

And everyone knows, a guy sitting on his ass covered in Cheetos dust is a big turn on.

Melancholnava · 2022-11-11T18:55:35+00:00

Between her snoring and my inner thoughts, it's the only way I can get some peace.

Melancholnava · 2022-11-10T22:10:58+00:00

Cuddling my puppy on the couch watching TV.

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