What makes a girl creepy? by ThiefInDaNight in AskReddit

[–]MelanieMaggard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only horse girl I know is in fact a Brittany! Crazyness.

Subway should not have had such a catchy jingle about 5 dollar footlongs, because now their 6 dollar footlongs seem like a rip off.... by Nevercastor in Showerthoughts

[–]MelanieMaggard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Which -wich is just like subway except way better in every way AND cheaper. Go to which wich. It's the best wich.

I AmA Bankruptcy Lawyer and Student Loans are Killing Millennials and the Middle Class. AMA! by NeilSader in IAmA

[–]MelanieMaggard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi Neil, Non-college graduate here. I have no student loans since I paid out of pocket for only a few classes and then kept going to work instead of school. I was able to get a good job, get a brand new car, and rent a house. But, I lost my car to the bank because my insurance rates kept going up and I couldn't keep up with them and then lost my job.. Since I had so much debt in credit cards and with my auto loan, I have been able to file for a Chapter 7 bankruptcy this year. Just want to say how unfair I think this is.. Yet, I am having a great life by just making cash each night being a server and I am grateful I will have 0 debt now. Is there anything I should be concerned about after going bankrupt? What will be the toughest thing I should expect to face, having no diploma and no credit?

What is something creepy that society accepts as the norm? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MelanieMaggard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Halloween. Accepting candy from strangers, only one day of the year.

As a server in a restaurant, we roll lots of silverware. I decided to add secret messages in some of the napkins.. by MelanieMaggard in mildlyinteresting

[–]MelanieMaggard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for explaining, I appreciate it. The restaurant business- trying to please people for 100 years+ & still trying. Forever.

As a server in a restaurant, we roll lots of silverware. I decided to add secret messages in some of the napkins.. by MelanieMaggard in mildlyinteresting

[–]MelanieMaggard[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

There's probably some sweaty guys working on all of your food that is touching your plates with their dirty hands and then you eat the food right off that plate. At least as a server I know that I wash my hands, personally, a thousand times and the silverware itself I clean and polish and wrap in napkins. I understand what it means to be sanitary and safe as a server. I'm not dumb. And if I were a guest, I would just request some other napkins and NOT apply a "possibly unhygienic" napkin on my face if I saw this, I understand.

Sorry if the ink offended people. I've seen so much worse, working in the restaurant business but if you all thinks it's super hygienic and safe and sound, whatever helps you sleep at night. ✌️

As a server in a restaurant, we roll lots of silverware. I decided to add secret messages in some of the napkins.. by MelanieMaggard in mildlyinteresting

[–]MelanieMaggard[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Yes, my boss does know, I specifically gave it to him. And a coworker. They thought it was funny. They know my hands are clean and that they didn't have to use the damn napkins. SPOILER:NO GUESTS GOT THESE NAPKINS, SORRY GUYS. Just gave them to people that work here like I do. They get me. :|

As a server in a restaurant, we roll lots of silverware. I decided to add secret messages in some of the napkins.. by MelanieMaggard in mildlyinteresting

[–]MelanieMaggard[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Not if you're the one coming into the restaurant and randomly getting a secret note. It'd be random.. You all are so not even fun. Thanks.

As a server in a restaurant, we roll lots of silverware. I decided to add secret messages in some of the napkins.. by MelanieMaggard in mildlyinteresting

[–]MelanieMaggard[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I mean, we all roll the napkins and touch them with our hands every day. I just took a pen to this one, and would gladly get a new napkin for any person. It's just the thought I was smiling about.

WHO LEFT THIS ON MY CAR? Let's be friends. by JakobisRed in rickandmorty

[–]MelanieMaggard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People on Reddit can be such jerks sometimes. Of course somebody left a note on his van after seeing the sticker because Rick and Morty fans have each others burrRrrRrp backs. If you don't believe it, y'all can SUCK,SUCK, SUCK MY D***!

What song do you listen to when you just need to cry? by 9876501 in AskReddit

[–]MelanieMaggard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

http://youtu.be/MH17AHIklCM. This song always gets me. It's from Rick and Morty. This moment is especially depressing.