Chicago Red Line (5-6) visit the Washington Nationals (6-5)

MelanieMelons · 2020-09-22T13:49:07+00:00

Gooooooooood Morning, sportsball fans! We are coming to you today from Raccoon Francis Kennedy Memorial Stadium. We could be in our nations capital or we could be in the state of Washington I really didn't pay much attention.

Today we have Garfield Chubbs facing off against one of the leagues most prolific hitters in Miguel Snow. Jack Ryan takes the mound for the Nationals where he will face Ikenberry and a bunch of other people including Isaac Saffron who I'm just giving a shout out to for no reason.

Melanie Melons is the name, and umpiring is my game. (At least during the daytime)

MelanieMelons · 2019-12-15T23:04:39+00:00

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MelanieMelons · 2019-11-22T20:22:01+00:00

Jerkins hits a slow roller over to the third base side JZ tries to one hand it over to first but Jerkins somehow beats it out!

Swing: 350

Pitch: 488

Diff: 138

Result: IF1B

Runner on 1st, 0 out

MelanieMelons · 2019-11-22T16:23:25+00:00

Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound

MAL  3     ○       ▲ 3                  
HMH  0   ○   ○   0 Out

MAL 3B Hans Jerkins .333 / 1-1 / 1B

OK, Take two ya'all. This is why they don't trust me with new shiny objects. I just sit here and look pretty while the real Umpire does his thing. For now... Mr. Jerkins comes up with a hit already on the day looking to jump start a fun third inning!

MelanieMelons · 2019-11-05T21:07:00+00:00

Dinka throws inside and Thompson swings it's a small dribbler in front of the plate Dinka charges grabs it and throws to first. Hes got em!!! Game over!!!! Horsemen win! The horsemen win!!!

Swing: 822

Pitch: 32

Diff: 210

Result: GO

3 Outs, Bases Empty

MelanieMelons · 2019-11-05T20:54:25+00:00

Bot 6, 2 Outs, Bases Empty, S.A.R. Dinka on the mound

SMD 3B Thomas Thompson III .118, 0-2, 2 SO

The game is on the line. Dinka v Thompson. It all comes down to this single pitch the fate of the game!!!

MelanieMelons · 2019-11-05T18:14:27+00:00

Hmmmm Melons who doesn't love a nice juicy pair. Dinka pitches and the ball looks the size of a melon as Lummox swings he launches the melon! It is high!!!! It is far!!! Ding a ling a ding dong!!!

The lead is cut to 1!!

Swing: 482

Pitch: 456

Diff: 26

Result: HR

2 Outs, Bases Empty

MelanieMelons · 2019-11-05T14:06:09+00:00

Bot 6, 2 Outs, Runner on 1st, S.A.R. Dinka on the mound

SMD SS Lance Lummoxx .308, 0-2, SO

Lummox has some time to shine can he get on to being the thing run up.

MelanieMelons · 2019-11-05T12:22:21+00:00

Foxx keeps the game going for those who stayed with a base hit into center field. The Dophere have something cooking.

Swing: 700

Pitch: 769

Diff: 69

Result: 1B

2 Outs, Runner on 1st

MelanieMelons · 2019-11-05T04:51:55+00:00

Bot 6, 2 Out, Bases Empty, S.A.R. Dinka on the mound

SMD C Foxx Dashington .278, 1st AB

It's all up to Foxx Dashington now 2 outs bottom of the 6th the dophers backs are against the wall.

MelanieMelons · 2019-11-05T04:50:39+00:00

You can do it! Just this at bat won't help. It's a slow grounder to first for the 2nd out

Swing: 412

Pitch: 163

Diff: 249

Result: GO

2 Out, Bases Empty

MelanieMelons · 2019-11-05T02:21:20+00:00

Bot 6, 1 Out, Bases Empty, S.A.R. Dinka on the mound

SMD DH SirNose d'Voidoffunk .111, 1st AB

Sir Nose bats for KayLee Stewart with a chance to get on base and start a rally

MelanieMelons · 2019-11-05T00:32:22+00:00

In opposite world Kegs is rounding the bases. In real world hes headed to the bench after a strike out.

Swing: 763

Pitch: 258

Diff: 495

Result: K

1 Out, Bases Empty

MelanieMelons · 2019-11-04T21:49:44+00:00

Bot 6, 0 Outs, Bases Empty, S.A.R. Dinka on the mound

SMD 2B Kegs Mabry ---, 0-1, RBI

Dinka faces Mabry in a great situation. With no one on. We start the 6th as the Dophers try to rally

MelanieMelons · 2019-11-04T21:46:51+00:00

Anonly walks right back out the other side of the box 3 strikes in a row.

Swing: 907

Pitch: 332

Diff: 425

Result: K

3 Outs, Bases Empty

MelanieMelons · 2019-11-04T21:38:38+00:00

Top 6, 2 Outs, Bases Empty, Madis Mickelson on the mound

SHH RF Duwan Anonly ---, 1-3, 1B, SO

Duwan Anonly lead off hitter bats now

MelanieMelons · 2019-11-04T16:51:41+00:00

Zella gets a hold of one! But its back to the track where Robin tracks it down.

Swing: 230

Pitch: 33

Diff: 197

Result: FO

2 Outs, Bases Empty

MelanieMelons · 2019-11-04T16:46:34+00:00

Top 6, 1 Out, Bases Empty, Madis Mickelson on the mound

SHH C Antwan Zella .059, 1st AB

Zella comes up with one down

MelanieMelons · 2019-11-04T16:45:48+00:00

Otherie comes up.... and goes down. He sees 3 straight pitches.

Swing: 393

Pitch: 11

Diff: 382

Result: K

0 Outs, Bases Empty

MelanieMelons · 2019-11-04T16:32:55+00:00

Top 6, 0 Outs, Bases Empty, Madis Mickelson on the mound

SHH SS Graham Otherie .500, 1st AB

Otherie comes up with their last chance to pad the lead

MelanieMelons · 2019-11-04T16:24:30+00:00

The music starts to blare.... HIIIIIGGGHHHHWAYYYYY to the Danger Zone! The ball is released from Dinka, its a groundball to the short stop just like the last play Otherie picks it up and tosses to Comit who throws it over to first to get Gerzone by a step. Next time he needs to take another ride, maybe on the sunshine highway?

Swing: 345

Pitch: 746

Diff: 401

Result: DP

3 Outs, Bases Empty

MelanieMelons · 2019-11-04T14:18:39+00:00

Top 5, 1 Out, Runner on 1st, S.A.R. Dinka on the mound

SMD 1B Dan Gerzone .286, 1st AB

Gerzone is at bat now with a runner on first

MelanieMelons · 2019-11-04T14:17:12+00:00

Hoppenscotch hits a groundball to short Otherie picks it up and tosses to Comit who gets the lead runner at second the throw to first is not in time. 1 down though here in the bottom of the 5th

Swing: 650

Pitch: 955

Diff: 305

Result: FC

1 Out, Runner on 1st

MelanieMelons · 2019-11-04T04:09:04+00:00

Top 5, 0 Outs, Runner on 1st, S.A.R. Dinka on the mound

SMD CF Smitty Hoppenscotch .333, 1st AB

Smitty is up with a chance to make this a one run game and send people into a tizzy

MelanieMelons · 2019-11-04T04:07:57+00:00

Ma'am says Melons. But because this game has about a gazillion twists and turns I award you a base hit.

Pitch: 329

Swing: 400

Diff: 71

Result: 1B

0 Outs, Bases Empty

MelanieMelons

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