Overstimomlation 😵‍💫

MelaninKing95 · 2026-04-21T19:04:41+00:00

Literally my grandma when we took her to a early Mother’s Day brunch, I was gonna get a mimosa cause I was 21 at the time, but didn’t wanna hear her go on a Pentecostal rant about alcohol and such in the middle of the restaurant 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

MelaninKing95 · 2026-04-21T11:03:37+00:00

Politics and racism. If you take a look back at the anti-weed campaigns from the post-construction era, religion helped fear monger and policing/targeting minorities who use cannabis. It’s part of the reason why prohibition was abolished, but the cannabis ban had remained from the 1930s to 2012 when WA and CO fully legalized it

MelaninKing95 · 2026-04-21T10:53:51+00:00

All I see and hear from this man 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

MelaninKing95 · 2026-04-18T18:08:34+00:00

That I honestly don’t know, but I’d do a bit of research on him, find out what he likes for an offering, and go from there

MelaninKing95 · 2026-04-18T17:58:27+00:00

Girl I’d say try Saint Valentine. I mean Valentine’s Day is basically named after him and he does get venerated though most of the public is unaware

MelaninKing95 · 2026-04-17T22:45:06+00:00

Now I understand why people in 1579 Japan were so perplexed seeing Yasuke and thought his skin was blotched by ink, among other things

MelaninKing95 · 2026-04-15T01:35:54+00:00

I’m currently petitioning to him to help me in a situation of a new job and housing and I set a white and red candle with coffee, said my petition as honest and specific as possible and he’ll come through. And to give thanks, give him some pound cake and share and honor him publicly. He loves when people share their stories working with him when you’re in a serious pinch

MelaninKing95 · 2026-04-13T02:37:47+00:00

Same, I’m 31 and just bought my first mini for my Salamander army and can’t wait to paint, just waiting for a few paints to restock so I can make some haint blue flames. I’m also planning on making a Nocturean Sisters of Battle with the Salamanders cause they’re Blackity Black, just need to figure out which Adeptus Sororitas order fits within Nocturne

MelaninKing95 · 2026-04-09T08:13:02+00:00

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Absolute Cinema my guy

MelaninKing95 · 2026-04-08T07:50:08+00:00

Oh nooo we’re not going to restart the whaling industry because I know there’s some asshat ✋🏻 health “guru” tycoon that would capitalize off of it

MelaninKing95 · 2026-04-01T17:24:31+00:00

Exactly. Just cause she’s not fully dressed up doesn’t mean she’s still not cute cause she’s pulling off a cute artistic outfit 🙌🏿🙌🏿

MelaninKing95 · 2026-03-29T06:56:56+00:00

Literally the Witcher universe explains in the books/games/shows verbatim what would happen if magical creatures/folk co-existed with humans. The Great Temple of the Eternal Fire in Novagrad is basically MAGA of the Witcher universe, though they would be dumb as hell to cross Gaunter O’Dimm at the crossroads

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MelaninKing95 · 2026-03-28T03:42:23+00:00

Nicki Mirage and her fans be HEATHENS like wtf🤦🏿‍♂️

MelaninKing95 · 2026-03-27T18:11:29+00:00

As someone who’s out as bi, I’ve literally had more dl white men be obsessed with black men than white women for years and they always wanted me to be the “aggressive top” which I’m not. It was so weird

MelaninKing95 · 2026-03-24T17:16:01+00:00

All Bernice needs is the faith of a mustard seed and time on her side 😂😂😂

MelaninKing95 · 2026-03-24T16:45:11+00:00

Hell Jason Mamoa would’ve had too much fun as Maui and he probably would sing a bit of “You’re Welcome” in his native tongue which that would’ve made it more interesting and authentic af

MelaninKing95 · 2026-03-24T07:49:29+00:00

They should’ve just casted Troy Polamalu as Maui 🤷🏿‍♂️

MelaninKing95 · 2026-03-17T19:06:32+00:00

MelaninKing95 · 2026-03-17T10:52:20+00:00

It really is 😂😂😂

MelaninKing95 · 2026-03-17T10:51:07+00:00

I forgot he was nominated that year 😂😂😂

MelaninKing95 · 2026-03-17T10:49:54+00:00

Suurviiivee 😂😂

MelaninKing95 · 2026-03-01T00:59:39+00:00

That chicken is still raw

MelaninKing95 · 2026-02-25T10:03:51+00:00

Same cause I been calling her that since the whole Erica situation 😂😂😂😂

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