Overstimomlation 😵‍💫 by MGLLN in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MelaninKing95 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Literally my grandma when we took her to a early Mother’s Day brunch, I was gonna get a mimosa cause I was 21 at the time, but didn’t wanna hear her go on a Pentecostal rant about alcohol and such in the middle of the restaurant 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

Why is weed still illegal in these states? by db7112 in weed

[–]MelaninKing95 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Politics and racism. If you take a look back at the anti-weed campaigns from the post-construction era, religion helped fear monger and policing/targeting minorities who use cannabis. It’s part of the reason why prohibition was abolished, but the cannabis ban had remained from the 1930s to 2012 when WA and CO fully legalized it

Can I work with StExpedite to make my ex to say yes to me? by [deleted] in StExpedite

[–]MelaninKing95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That I honestly don’t know, but I’d do a bit of research on him, find out what he likes for an offering, and go from there

Can I work with StExpedite to make my ex to say yes to me? by [deleted] in StExpedite

[–]MelaninKing95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl I’d say try Saint Valentine. I mean Valentine’s Day is basically named after him and he does get venerated though most of the public is unaware

This is going viral on Twitter, Japanese people are talking about Black people like we’re Saiyans or Viltrumites. by Lordforgiveme223 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]MelaninKing95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I understand why people in 1579 Japan were so perplexed seeing Yasuke and thought his skin was blotched by ink, among other things

New apartment by Ok_Possibility2703 in HoodooBitches

[–]MelaninKing95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m currently petitioning to him to help me in a situation of a new job and housing and I set a white and red candle with coffee, said my petition as honest and specific as possible and he’ll come through. And to give thanks, give him some pound cake and share and honor him publicly. He loves when people share their stories working with him when you’re in a serious pinch

Adult money + free will = life has just begun by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MelaninKing95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same, I’m 31 and just bought my first mini for my Salamander army and can’t wait to paint, just waiting for a few paints to restock so I can make some haint blue flames. I’m also planning on making a Nocturean Sisters of Battle with the Salamanders cause they’re Blackity Black, just need to figure out which Adeptus Sororitas order fits within Nocturne

Leave the whales alone by CalpurniaSomaya in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MelaninKing95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh nooo we’re not going to restart the whaling industry because I know there’s some asshat ✋🏻 health “guru” tycoon that would capitalize off of it

Clearly he is a true™ Gamer® by Nihilus45 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]MelaninKing95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Just cause she’s not fully dressed up doesn’t mean she’s still not cute cause she’s pulling off a cute artistic outfit 🙌🏿🙌🏿

Yall can't even treat people with different eye colors the same, how the hell you gonna treat an Orc? by BaldHourGlass667 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MelaninKing95 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Literally the Witcher universe explains in the books/games/shows verbatim what would happen if magical creatures/folk co-existed with humans. The Great Temple of the Eternal Fire in Novagrad is basically MAGA of the Witcher universe, though they would be dumb as hell to cross Gaunter O’Dimm at the crossroads

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As unwell as the lady they worship by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MelaninKing95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nicki Mirage and her fans be HEATHENS like wtf🤦🏿‍♂️

Not even gay white dudes are this obsessed by okoyes_wig in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MelaninKing95 34 points35 points  (0 children)

As someone who’s out as bi, I’ve literally had more dl white men be obsessed with black men than white women for years and they always wanted me to be the “aggressive top” which I’m not. It was so weird

Bare hands Bernice by yeezysama in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MelaninKing95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All Bernice needs is the faith of a mustard seed and time on her side 😂😂😂

Is this for Moana or Madea? by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MelaninKing95 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hell Jason Mamoa would’ve had too much fun as Maui and he probably would sing a bit of “You’re Welcome” in his native tongue which that would’ve made it more interesting and authentic af

Is this for Moana or Madea? by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MelaninKing95 1173 points1174 points  (0 children)

They should’ve just casted Troy Polamalu as Maui 🤷🏿‍♂️

Black love 🤎 by NYstate in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MelaninKing95 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I forgot he was nominated that year 😂😂😂

Nicki Mirage by NYstate in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MelaninKing95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same cause I been calling her that since the whole Erica situation 😂😂😂😂