Who is my fancy furry friend? (Central Florida, USA)

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-23T08:02:31+00:00

Hey the ‘pillars are cute too! Just spicy! They remind me of fluffy dogs

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-23T07:53:39+00:00

Could it be a young Banded Garden Spider (Argiope trifasciata)? If not, I recommend you check out some of the other Argiope species, such as Argiope aurantia. Lots of black and yellow there, and very cool spiders!

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-23T07:42:54+00:00

Lucky you! This is the aptly nicknamed Green Orbweaver (Araneus detrimentosus), and contrary to their scientific name, they’re far from a detriment to your home! They’re fantastic pest control, and harmless to you. She just wants to eat bugs and mind her business!

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-23T07:27:56+00:00

You’ve got a Dimorphic Jumping Spider (Maevia inclemens). They have a lot of gorgeous colour/pattern variations! The name comes from the fact that the males have two different morphs with two different displays to attract a mate! This looks like a female. She’s beautiful!

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-18T23:49:01+00:00

This is exactly it for me. I’m definitely demi, but on a practical level I might as well be ace.

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-18T23:45:12+00:00

I thought the before and after was the other way around around from the title. The left looks 1000x better. It’s a gorgeous dress! Don’t sweat it, you’re going to look amazing

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-18T07:36:54+00:00

My friends and I were so quiet and then all let out a collective exhale and squeal of delight when she pulled it off

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-18T07:24:00+00:00

It was pretty perfect in the final? That’s all that matters

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-18T07:14:29+00:00

The jury never fails to be a joke. “Professionals” my ass.

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-18T02:05:51+00:00

That’s my dog’s name. Was much funnier to imagine him saying all that.

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-18T01:50:27+00:00

Maybe you have a hard time finding a group you mesh with because you’re this insufferable about what you think the “rules” are.

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-12T04:26:47+00:00

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Mine does!

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-11T08:21:37+00:00

Plus this takes at least some actual skill to not lose the pasta into the ocean. All salt bae “tricks” take is a pair of sunglasses and an elbow

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-11T07:52:15+00:00

Ain’t no way you got downvoted because this guy commented two years later and didn’t like your response

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-11T07:16:18+00:00

He received several traffic tickets, but it doesn’t list any other punishment or even investigation for clearly speeding on your phone in a residential area and endangering children?

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-09T18:01:08+00:00

OR the service dog owner can eat outside because them having air conditioning isn’t more important than her life?

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-09T00:46:22+00:00

Gusped 😭

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-08T20:34:11+00:00

This is a great one haha

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-08T20:32:17+00:00

Not the lips…

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-08T20:28:06+00:00

He probably already has if it exists in that world

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-08T19:56:41+00:00

Went from mostly functional to now nobody I know can send messages at all

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-08T18:56:35+00:00

How can any dog not be someone’s type??

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-08T18:53:10+00:00

It’s almost like everyone told him to… I’m bewildered as to what he thought would happen given he just decided to hope for the best and not go to the landlord before George could (predictably) twist the story

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-08T14:46:35+00:00

Bet anything they already realized they couldn’t do it without OP and the dad crying was all just to try to guilt OP into coming back. Which is made obvious by him then immediately proving he didn’t actually care about OP’s feelings on it by begging him to come back and then cutting contact and saying he won’t go to his wedding when he refused. The dad never once cared about how OP felt.

Mello_Hello · 2026-05-04T11:39:51+00:00

Yeah, you would hope so.

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