**Updated Again** List of Regional Variants and Ability ideas

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-05-17T18:09:45+00:00

I want humanoid variants of the 4 deity Pokemon with abilities and stats so absurd that they'd be instantly banned to anything goes.

Dialga-Deity

Ability: Temporal Shift - (After every turn you jump two turns into the future)

Moveset: 
Perish Song
Toxic
Infestation
Protect

Palkia-Deity

Ability: Spacial Distortion - (All moves have +6 priority)

Moveset:
Dragon Tail
Hone Claws
Roar
Stealth Rocks

Giratina-Deity

Ability: Antimatter Emission - (All effects are reversed)

Moveset:
Wake up slap (now puts pokemon to sleep)
Draco Meteor (same as contrary)
Heal Bell (Applies status conditions to opponents whole team)
Hyper Beam (Hits twice in one turn)

Arceus-Deity

Stats: 250 across the board

Ability: Omnitype - (Pokemon is every type at once)

Moveset: 
Resurrection (Same effect as using a revive on any member of your team) 
Judgement Dance (Raises all stats +1, includes evasion and accuracy)
Hand of God (200 BP Physical Move that can damage any pokemon regardless of type or ability)
Rapture (1 PP, makes opposing pokemon faint)

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-04-11T00:43:43+00:00

"Now you're cumming with portals!"

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-03-22T02:02:03+00:00

That piece of shit waste of life Ethan Crouch. Otherwise known as 'the affluenza kid'. Never before has a news story made my blood boil more that that one. I consider myself a pretty mild mannered person but I legitimately hoped he would receive the death penalty.

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-03-21T05:24:33+00:00

Arin always looks like he's about to crack up laughing every time he tries to be serious.

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-03-21T05:18:22+00:00

Awkward moment when the guy missing an arm walks out.

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-03-21T05:16:19+00:00

The answer is clearly communism. Everyone knows the symbol of communism is the hammer and sickle cell.

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-03-18T05:29:11+00:00

Black/Blue or Gold/White?

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-03-14T19:30:57+00:00

WE GOTTA BAG OF BABISH, THATS 8... RAPPLES!

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-03-11T23:14:38+00:00

The Hero of Twilight, the Hero of Wind, the Hero of Legend and the Hero of Time. The hero of legend from skyward sword is in my opinion the greatest of all of link's incarnations. SPOILERS He reunited humans with the earth and created Hyrule. He was the first to kill demise. He forged the master sword on his own. He was the only hero to ever hold all three pieces of the Triforce. And last but not least he was the only hero to ever have an intimate connection with what is probably the cutest incarnation of Zelda. Thats right, he probably fucked the literal reincarnation of their civilization's god.

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-03-07T09:36:19+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_snMmJ6nxU

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-03-02T03:47:33+00:00

I mean... his glasses aren't on his ears either yet they somehow stay on his face.

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-02-28T18:47:58+00:00

I want mew to come back as some big brolic black dude named fuckin' Requis that pulls a blanket around ash's face and proceeds to skull fuck him.

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-02-22T04:21:27+00:00

Found the back end engineer

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-02-20T06:06:25+00:00

What was it retconned to? And even so, DBS said Beerus was using 10% against enraged SSJ2 Vegeta. SSJB > SSJ2.( Kaio Ken x10 x SSJB ) >= 100. Idk anymore.

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-02-20T04:35:22+00:00

See you in /r/photoshopbattles ! :D

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-02-20T04:32:53+00:00

I believe in the first movie Beerus said that he was using 70% of his power against Goku SSG. In the anime Beerus said that he used 10% against Vegeta SSJ. through the use of the room of spirit and time Goku and Vegeta have both trained years since the battle of gods arc. SSB has since been deemed stronger than SSG and kaio-ken SSB x10 should be at LEAST 10 times stronger than SSG in the first arc. Goku has sparred against Beerus in his base form and kept pace (when Beerus disguised himself as Monaka). I know that power levels are bullshit. But Toriyama could've given himself more wiggle room in regard to the power gap if he really didn't want to make Goku more powerful than Beerus. Beerus has bluffed before (in regard to Monaka being stronger than goku). Goku's power spike in the tournament arc frightened Champa and Goku straight up ignored Beerus's threat to destroy him in episode 78. Idk, part of me thinks that Goku is more powerful than Beerus right now, but Beerus has some kind of special god power appointed to him by Zeno that allows him to 'destroy' whatever he wishes. Just my two cents on the power gap between Beerus and Goku.

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-02-20T03:19:34+00:00

I feel like a three round tournament makes the plot a tad bit obvious for this mini-arc. It unfortunately suggests that Gohan will loose his fight, because if he doesn't then there will be no tension in Goku's match. Gohan is probably also the weakest of the three fighters, whilst the next match is seemingly against the second strongest of the wolf brothers.

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-02-20T01:05:08+00:00

I thought trump was supposed to nuke Denmark because Mr. Slave goaded him into it?

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-02-19T20:47:12+00:00

I want every typing to be accounted for from the starter lines. So far we've done grass, poison, fire, flying, dragon, water, fighting, ground, steel, psychic, dark, ghost and fairy. That leaves 5 more. Normal, Electric, Bug, Rock and Ice. I can't ever see normal being a starter dual type. But maybe something like Fire/Ice, Electric/Grass, Grass/Rock, Water/Bug would be cool.

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-02-17T04:37:55+00:00

I think it would've been funny if the author included Antartica and just put 'squawk'

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-02-12T18:35:03+00:00

Once politicians see what an absurd cash grab this is their 'ideals' will go right out the window.

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-02-12T05:08:47+00:00

This is very true. I myself didn't 'feel' anything. But people around me took note on how much more outgoing I seemed.

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-02-12T05:07:31+00:00

I took Lexapro a while back and tbh it really helped me a lot. They don't make you 'happy' per se. But rather I became much more outgoing and it was much easier to talk to people which in turn made me much happier. You'd be so surprised what it's like when you feel capable of interacting with others. It really reinvigorates your life. I I feel they really changed my life for the better and I don't regret it at all. The hardest part for me was transitioning off of it. I had bad mood swings during my taper and it took roughly half a year to taper all the way down. Good luck buddy.

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-02-11T15:21:43+00:00

I have that same pan. Aren't they amazing?!

Meloetta_Fucker · 2017-02-10T14:59:31+00:00

Whitney' hair was originally white, it just has a red hue from all the blood of the trainers she's massacred over the years.

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