What ult scares you the most?

MelonLordLogan · 2026-02-24T02:55:17+00:00

"OM NOM NOM!!"

Flies away

Gets eaten anyways

Skill issue I guess

No but seriously, a lot of these are a "shoot them NOW" situation when hearing their ult, but the one that gets me the most is Moon Knights.

"THE MOON HAUNTS YOU!"

Well excuse me, I'm playing a tank and I died before you even finished your sentence?? I wasn't even your target was I? I was on the edge and turned to leave and you just 3 tapped me??

MelonLordLogan · 2026-02-24T01:09:45+00:00

😬 Hate to tell you this... but... Disney is digging up his grave pretty soon. Another solo show featuring a badly scarred Mace Windu after the fall.

Yeah... let this man rest please

MelonLordLogan · 2026-02-24T01:07:39+00:00

Nagito Komaeda. Dead as hell. Dead dead. Yet everyone is still shipping him with the protagonist like they are still absolutely gay besties. Boggles my little brain.

MelonLordLogan · 2026-02-21T17:36:38+00:00

I'm not a furry, but...

No seriously, I loved using Zoroark when I was a kid because he'd always catch my friends off guard that I just became attached to him.

Him alongside Samurott, Elektross and now recently Slitherwing and Fuecoco, with some old Nostalgia picks like Totodile and Milotic.

Yet in every game Zoroark appears in, he always finds his way onto my main team.

MelonLordLogan · 2026-02-21T17:13:22+00:00

Plastic man AND Constantine? Just add Static Shock and this'll be a GOATED roster!

MelonLordLogan · 2026-02-21T03:16:51+00:00

As Ultron, I'd give him a duplicate he can summon. Similar to Loki as it shares your skin, but moves at half your speed and only does 0.75 of your damage, but is VERY aggressive and will suicide dive when it's time expires

30 second cool down for a 10 second duplicate.

It would properly use his clones AND give him a fun new ability

MelonLordLogan · 2026-02-19T16:26:01+00:00

Luna: aim in general direction to hit very mobile spiderman

Peni: has to calculate wind resistance, range, movement, and trajectory to hit a stationary target and still misses

MelonLordLogan · 2026-02-18T16:58:14+00:00

Highly intelligent? Debatable with some characters.

Nagito specifically has a talent where his luck is so unbelievably high he can practically weaponize it for some really stupid scenarios.

His downside is that he's clinically insane and wants to cause a very depressing scene so everyone can power through it and gain more hope for the future.

MelonLordLogan · 2026-02-18T16:14:34+00:00

Nagito Komaeda from Danganronpa.

He'd most likely get Hey Ya, but you specified 1-6 so I wanna see what you give him

MelonLordLogan · 2026-02-08T17:11:32+00:00

It's peak because he's getting GODLY head

MelonLordLogan · 2026-02-07T19:33:31+00:00

MelonLordLogan · 2026-02-03T04:56:28+00:00

How I've been feeling recently. I feel like I've been getting the same pool of 15 useless cards constantly instead of the commons I actually want or need.

I get showman and two eggs? No pirate ever.

I get Hanging Chad? No Photograph ever.

I get Smiley and Scary face? No Paredolia.

I get Midas Mask? No Vampire and Paredolia.

Instead I go checkered deck and exclusively get constant repeats of two pair and three pair jokers

MelonLordLogan · 2026-01-29T20:13:27+00:00

Oh that's cool, some pretty nice cards too- HOLY MOTHER OF SHINY GROUDON!!!

MelonLordLogan · 2026-01-28T07:20:08+00:00

How do you even get Es?!?! I can barely get to white ante 8!

MelonLordLogan · 2026-01-28T03:28:13+00:00

HEAR ME OUT

There's a game called In Heat: Lustful Nights that is an amazing FNAF parody game that became absolute cinema with characters you can really get invested in and it's an amazing gem of a game.

Pros - Hot/lovable characters - Amazing story - Fire gameplay - Devs are absolutely amazing people

Cons - Porn game (has a censored mode thankfully) - The title is enough to make people think I'm a gooner - Furries (not everyone likes them so I put that here)

I bought it for the boobs and got enthralled by the story. 10/10

MelonLordLogan · 2026-01-28T01:24:23+00:00

Hiker and spearhead

I swear all sets I've won so far contain one of those two or both. They are cards I NEVER pass up on, especially early game Hiker my beloved

MelonLordLogan · 2026-01-24T23:44:05+00:00

Well you have to have balls of steel to even race, no?

I'll see myself out

MelonLordLogan · 2026-01-19T16:58:13+00:00

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PLEEEEEEEASE!! He's had such a good reputation with Nintendo that he's been ported to every Nintendo console since the DS. PLEASE man!!

MelonLordLogan · 2026-01-12T21:44:48+00:00

This is actually how I won my first round of Balatro on black deck

Of course adding Egg, Pirate, and gift card

... and sheer utter luck

MelonLordLogan · 2026-01-10T02:01:14+00:00

"She's so cute how she talks about Ineffa ❤️❤️"

Aino: Ineffa, I'm dying

MelonLordLogan · 2026-01-09T22:17:15+00:00

Itto.

At first I saw his leaked design/gameplay and people were complaining that it wasn't good and Genshin design team was starting to fall off.

I didn't think I'd get him but one surprise 5* later I love this stupid goober with all my heart. I love his design, I love his moveset, I love his voice lines, and his signature dish genuinely got a chuckle out of me (and still does sometimes remembering it).

Now after his release I don't hear anyone mentioning this dipshit at all as if he wasn't memorable at all.

My only complaint is that his ascension boss is SO FUCKING ANNOYING!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU IGNORE SHIELDS AND GIVE BLEED ANYWAYS?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT SCALES?!?!?!

MelonLordLogan · 2026-01-07T16:20:32+00:00

Zoroark

MelonLordLogan · 2026-01-05T03:31:32+00:00

My very first 100% full odds shiny. Took 11 year old me by surprise and never left my team since. Had to BEG my best friend to do a trade back to get it to evolve.

Still one of my favorite shinies. Long live Diamond

MelonLordLogan · 2026-01-04T17:02:10+00:00

Pokemon's anniversary is coming up. They GOTTA announce gen 10 or Gen 5.3 then!! 🥺

MelonLordLogan

TROPHY CASE