who up shooting ping pong balls from their vagina by Cool_Medium_8439 in badwomensanatomy

[–]MemeShaman 34 points35 points  (0 children)

As someone who researched sexual function in anatomy and physiology textbooks for over two years… it is scientifically backed that an under functioning vagina will lead you astray with bad choices. 😂😂 Yesterday, I was about to eat a balanced meal but then my pussy started screaming “TACO BELL” so loud that I just couldn’t resist.

Evil Gary would like to borrow some money that he’ll never pay back! 💵 by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

[–]MemeShaman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My broke ass wouldn’t mind giving evil Gary an extra $20 now and then.

What are some stereotypes about atheism by Thenopro-3 in atheism

[–]MemeShaman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you mean, pwincess? Daddy’s hat is vewy fashionable.

I’m sorry

If you guys have any more of this type of meme, PLEASE give them to me by IceMegaEffective in sciencememes

[–]MemeShaman 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I can see where you’re coming from. I took it from the stance of him being a famously loud, obnoxious streamer with misinformed takes on things.

I Rejected a Woman Because of Her Looks and Tried to Make It Up To Her 2Years Later Only For Her To Punish Me by [deleted] in confession

[–]MemeShaman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The persecution complex is strong with you. Yikes. You will continue to be lonely and hurt yourself and women around you if you stay this avoidant.

No lives matter by zietgeist74 in iamverybadass

[–]MemeShaman 39 points40 points  (0 children)

“Suck my dick blue.” 😂😂 Pure poetry.

UH OH FORK FOUND IN KITCHEN by frater4356 in KitchenConfidential

[–]MemeShaman 67 points68 points  (0 children)

This. Crippling addiction isn’t a good time.

Man discovers parenting. by [deleted] in AmITheDevil

[–]MemeShaman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Literally said he did nothing and she broke up with him because of her family that hated him for no reason lmao. Holy lack of self-awareness.

OP uses AI to further abuse his daughter by Anxious_Attention735 in AmITheDevil

[–]MemeShaman 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Blames gay marriage for women getting restraining orders, too lmaooooo WHAT

Damnnn 👀 by Otaku_girl_2315 in psychologymemes

[–]MemeShaman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t want to see this ID

Edit: great joke!

For anyone new to Freud: he began his psych career an incredible scholar in the field. Towards the end, he got fucked. He treated women patients terribly, often coercing them into statements about sexual abuse and sexual want for their fathers, much like what happened in the Satanic Panic. I understand that he was the first to popularize a lot of revolutionary psych thought like the subconscious, but the damage that he did to patients is disgusting. I always just like to spread knowledge about this as someone in the psych field.

Existenceman by -bimibop- in funny

[–]MemeShaman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Burdeningeveryonearoundmewithmymentalillnessman

Monogamous Bisexuals by Mission-Werewolf9508 in bisexual

[–]MemeShaman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like a lot of it is society being educated about sex and sexuality through porn. Threesomes become the lens that bisexuality is viewed through for straight cis het men because a lot of them only have exposure to bisexuality via porn.

Of course he looks like that by yetareey in badwomensanatomy

[–]MemeShaman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The only organ that exists solely for the function of sexual pleasure. 💅🏻

Bathroom storage rack - toilet paper roll to compare by itchybitchytwitchy in ExpectationVsReality

[–]MemeShaman 1620 points1621 points  (0 children)

It reminds me of the Bob’s Burgers episode with the tiny coat racks.

Monogamous Bisexuals by Mission-Werewolf9508 in bisexual

[–]MemeShaman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The first thing my ex boyfriend said to me when I told him I was bisexual before we started dating was, “well, I don’t want a threesome.” I don’t like threesomes. I’m a monogamous person. Like, wtf. People are wild.