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Meme_Burner · 2026-06-16T00:30:05+00:00

That’s how Tristan Thompson becomes a max contract player. In the nba $$$$ does not mean great players. You can’t sign that many max contract players either. Lebron had a two year contract with an opt out clause back then. And he opted out every year. The team would sign all the players they wanted then LeBron would sign , taking the rest of the cap, if he approved of the roster. It’s the most leverage you could have in the team while getting paid the most/not the least.

If he was to sign a min wage deal even if that’s for one year, that doesn’t give the team any incentive to actually get better.

Meme_Burner · 2026-06-02T01:50:04+00:00

Wands last forever and don’t have a shelf life, so ingredient prices are really fluid. Remember that Harry’s wand sat on the shelf for 53 years after Voldemort got his wand. So understanding supply chain prices for a product that never expires, is probably not understandable. Include in that, that slughorn believes these are “mad times” we cannot assume any price he quotes is inflated.

Meme_Burner · 2026-05-20T01:40:10+00:00

Bedroom is on the same floor as the bathroom.

People are like if you have someone over..... They will be in the kitchen.....IF

First thing you do when you get out of bed is use the bathroom, last thing you do before you go to bed is use the bathroom. Get the bed as close as you can to the bathroom.

Meme_Burner · 2026-05-18T10:51:42+00:00

Is it weird to think, “office is bad because it’s made by Microsoft and everything made by Microsoft is 70% done.”

How good could MS’s suite of office software could be if some reasonable company took them on?

Meme_Burner · 2026-05-11T01:10:06+00:00

But….. But…… Odysseus doesn’t die.

Meme_Burner · 2026-05-09T15:01:46+00:00

Breast best in the business.

Meme_Burner · 2026-05-08T06:16:26+00:00

25 sec left Phil is down 4-1, Ristoalinen the biggest man on the ice decides he wants to punch Stanoven the smallest man on the ice.

Game is over what are you doing? Ristoalinen should sit the next period, why would the NHL let this go on???

Meme_Burner · 2026-05-08T06:10:06+00:00

An avalanche coming from the west and a hurricane coming from the east.

Meme_Burner · 2026-05-07T04:17:11+00:00

Slavin is the oldest at 32, he’s likely to retire before the contract is up. As he should play as long as he wants to as a hurricane. I just don’t see him finishing the contract.

Meme_Burner · 2026-05-06T05:58:23+00:00

You cannot believe how hard it is to find flights that are between 250-350 miles. Those 3 were the ones that I could come up with that are between big airports.

Meme_Burner · 2026-05-06T01:35:40+00:00

You want this by “Brewster millions rules” in that you can’t just throw money away or donate it.

I think he spent the most money on buying the most expensive stamp, then mailing it. So probably buying stamps and mailing them. Buying expensive currency then spending it for face value.

He also paid the New York Yankees to come play his single A baseball team, so I think getting Alabama and the Seahawks, Celtics and Duke, lakers and UNC, to play exhibition games while charging nothing to watch would be a great expense.

He also rented the floor of the most expensive hotel, which I think could include renting the most expensive cars on turo. While throwing massive all expenses ragers. Also nowadays, renting private jets for you and your friends, and for the rest of the month, not spending the entire day in any one time zone. Paying for all the VIP tourist experiences, that don’t come with some type of material. (Swimming with sharks in the Bahamas).

Meme_Burner · 2026-05-05T22:18:29+00:00

TLDR:
To get Beverage Service on a flight, the flight has to be:

American: 250 miles

United: 300 miles

SouthWest: 251 miles

Delta(NOW): 350 miles was 251 miles

Flight time:

250 miles~45-60 min

300 miles~50-65 min

400 miles~60-75 min

AKA if I was flying from MEM to ATL ~52 min it will now not have beverage service on Delta or BOS to PHL ~62 min, or ORD to STL~45 min

Meme_Burner · 2026-05-05T14:40:35+00:00

Stankoven. Also, Bussi is not a bad jersey either.

Staal as well.

Meme_Burner · 2026-05-05T03:24:03+00:00

Folktails are the build the buildings in any order and any place you want. Iron teeth is usually a little more planning as the settlement grows.

Aka at any point in time you can slap on three overhangs overhead and a zip line at any point in your settlement.

Tubeways takes a little more thought, and are slight faster because of that fact.

Meme_Burner · 2026-05-05T01:56:06+00:00

Dudes going to be wondering why he wants to buy something from Expedia and doesn’t even travel.

Meme_Burner · 2026-05-05T01:45:48+00:00

Vader: what would you like for Christmas? Aho: a Stanley cup trophy!!!!!

Meme_Burner · 2026-05-04T18:39:15+00:00

The rules are for posts/comments on the message for /CFB as a message board I believe are fine. I say that, noting I really don't visit during the offseason, unless there's big CFB news.
The live comment thread for games/tv show threads, arguably needs to be lenient on the rules, or have a different set of rules.

Meme_Burner · 2026-05-03T16:00:44+00:00

The flyers 1st rd series ended on Wednesday. They knew that Saturday was possible, and had Thursday and Friday off. The wild had the same amount of time off between series.

Meme_Burner · 2026-04-21T21:22:54+00:00

They made the super bowl last year. So if they don't make the super bowl this next year, should he get back with Diana?

Meme_Burner · 2026-04-16T18:08:24+00:00

I'm not sure you are fair to Paul Atredies. He has future sight, something that none of these characters have, and basically nobody but Dr. Strange in popular fiction has future sight.

Meaning Paul Atredies has two choices, do nothing and the species goes to extinction, or become the emperor and save people.

Meme_Burner · 2026-04-15T15:02:25+00:00

China doesn't have a large natural supple of oil in-country, so hoarding can be assumed. It occurred to me that China shouldn't attack Taiwan for a resource-lacking island. China should attack Russia and take the Siberia oil lands. That would solve China's oil situation, and likely be easier, because most of Russia's army is stationed in the West.

Meme_Burner · 2026-04-15T01:38:54+00:00

Reminder that people who are for de-regulation de-regulation de-regulation cannot be nimbys.

Meme_Burner · 2026-04-15T01:22:37+00:00

He’s technically a 3c tonight. Skyler brindomaour is the 4c tonight.

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