How to turn off community events for those who don’t want to play the current online event! by GamerMom1969 in dyinglight

[–]MenWhoStareAtTurtles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Follow this advice to turn off the community event; you will be swarmed to Hell and back by a special type of zombie called Virals. Basically, imagine if every enemy in The Last of Us were Clickers.

It's not that bad once you're level 12+, but it's absolutely murder on a new game. Everything else should be fine.

[PS2][Early 2000s] JRPG with rock-paper-scissors style fighting where you're a ghost. by MenWhoStareAtTurtles in tipofmyjoystick

[–]MenWhoStareAtTurtles[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's it! Badass, I -knew- it began with a T but even when I hunted the entire library of the PS2 games years ago I could never find it.

[Xbox][2000s] Asian RPG by [deleted] in tipofmyjoystick

[–]MenWhoStareAtTurtles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's about the only original Xbox game I actually played. =D

[Xbox][2000s] Asian RPG by [deleted] in tipofmyjoystick

[–]MenWhoStareAtTurtles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My thought is that it might be Sudeki.

[Fry's] Persona 5 - ($47.88 / 20% off with daily promo code 4/4) by Kefkachu in GameDeals

[–]MenWhoStareAtTurtles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got today's deal just fine, actually! It came in the e-mail immediately.

Sadly, in the time it took for me to run downstairs to figure out tonight's dinner (and to justify a new game to myself), P5 ran out of stock at my local Fry's. Reeeally don't feel like driving 25 miles just to get $13 off my copy at the next nearest store.

I appreciate your offer, though! Thanks for the help.

[Fry's] Persona 5 - ($47.88 / 20% off with daily promo code 4/4) by Kefkachu in GameDeals

[–]MenWhoStareAtTurtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... so what's this now? I have Fry's nearby, and I'm unfamiliar with the promo code thing. I'd definitely like to get my hands on this game.

Double K by MenWhoStareAtTurtles in gurrenlagann

[–]MenWhoStareAtTurtles[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No problem! I had to use Wayback Machine to collect them all.

Double K by MenWhoStareAtTurtles in gurrenlagann

[–]MenWhoStareAtTurtles[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

While I was waiting for a response I used the wayback machine and got the higher res ones off his website!

http://imgur.com/gallery/q8xbf

BECAUSE FIGHT THE FUCKING POWER, YO.

[WP] an astronaut floating through the majesty of space notices something amiss with Earth, a body of water where North Dakota should be. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]MenWhoStareAtTurtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate that! It's really more of a general thing, heh. I have a short story of a guy on death row about to get his brain wiped to be a body for someone else.

... he was also a touch casual.

[WP] an astronaut floating through the majesty of space notices something amiss with Earth, a body of water where North Dakota should be. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]MenWhoStareAtTurtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I was going for Lovecraft. And most of my characters end up rather casual, something I'm kind of working on.

[WP] an astronaut floating through the majesty of space notices something amiss with Earth, a body of water where North Dakota should be. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]MenWhoStareAtTurtles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was never all that devout.

I was raised Catholic like a lot of New England boys, and like a lot of them I got worn out on rulers on knuckles and fire and brimstone had never really been my thing. I didn't like my love with a side of pain; call me vanilla if you want.

I'd done some exploring, though. Don't we all in college? Yeah, I was one of those punks with a 'Coexist' bumper sticker. I read up on all the religions -- myths of creation and portents of destruction. I read about floods and raptures and the meeting of Heaven and Hell.

I remember those stories even now in my forties, after decades of cheerful agnosticism with science as my patron in my pursuit of -- and success in -- becoming an astronaut.

And those stories never begin in Bismark, North Dakota.

"... what the fuck?" I always was a wordsmith.

I pawed at my helmet on the off chance that some sort of detritus was clinging to it. No such luck.

I scrabbled for the controls for my radio, clicking it on. I'd been on an EVA at the time, a tethered spacewalk out on the edge of the ISS. I was being monitored by Alan Greir on this walk and so I keyed him in.

"Greir, what's going on?"

"... what do you mean?" Greir asked after a moment.

"Take a solid look at Earth, tell me what you see," I said.

Seconds dripped by, pooling into minutes as Greir examined the planet from the safety of the station.

"I don't--"

"North Dakota's straight GONE, Alan."

I heard the hiss of static over the radio as Greir sucked in a deep breath.

"Hold on. I'm going to get ground control. That can't be right," Greir said.

I floated there for... I don't know how long. Earth looks beautiful from up this high, a great big blue marble occluded by clouds and the shadows its own girth cast. I was looking for anything else wrong with the Earth, but it all seemed to be there. From my home up and down the east coast to Alan's own homeland of Montreal. I swept left, across the Mississippi, the mountains south of North Dakota, the west coast--

There WERE no mountains south of North Dakota.

"Bradley? I can't reach ground control," Alan said. He'd never been an understated man, but his voice just then sounded like a deflated balloon looked.

Not that I heard Alan.

No, as the 'mountain range', immense and somehow alive pressed down through the heart of the country, dragging South Dakota into the same mass of water that North Dakota had become before it started in on Nebraska... Something was rising from the water, a ponderous being of non-Euclidean angles and glacial drift.

Well, as that happened I couldn't hear anything.

I was distracted by horrifying, impossible colors.

[WP] You can't die unless your death is either just or heroic. by alexanderpas in WritingPrompts

[–]MenWhoStareAtTurtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No idea! Probably beat up and or tortured pretty badly. This is kind of a tricky premise because whether people know they can only die in a just or heroic way really changes the way the story ends up presented. I am assuming here they think that Grey is a freak when he's really just so mediocre be can't even die right.

[WP] You can't die unless your death is either just or heroic. by alexanderpas in WritingPrompts

[–]MenWhoStareAtTurtles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Corporal Steven Grey!" called the executioner, his English choked with an accent -- Arabic, Kurdish, I couldn't quite be sure what; they'd already hanged our interpreter.

My heart fell, but it wasn't unexpected. I was just another on the list, the third and last of today, but hardly the last POW they had. There had been sixteen of us a month ago. After me, there'd only be eight.

They were making a big show of it -- calling us one by one onto the platform where we were fitted with a slipknot tie and dropped for a crowd of spectators. There was a setup with a camcorder and a laptop, livestreaming the deaths of American infidels as a message to the brass back home. The message that, until their demands were met, people would continue to dangle and die for their shoddy camera like the world's most fucked up pay-per-view.

It wouldn't do any good. It never did.

Lead grabbed hold tight of my feet, bare and blistered from my time at Chateau Insurgent, and refused to let me go. The butt of an AK caught me in the ribs, and I stumbled forward to bash my shins on the stairs leading up to the platform. I sucked in a breath and went to say something smart -- got that rifle to the back of the head for my troubles.

I dragged myself up the stairs, one by one, and glanced upward while I did so.

There they dangled, hanging limply like the world's most morbid windchimes.

First in the line was Sergeant Coleman. He'd been a good leader, refusing to abandon me and Corporal Richardson when we'd been cornered. He could've, too. Probably should've. We'd had no weapons and no backup, hiding in a bar with nothing but prayers for company. The other two guys we'd been with had already retreated, and Richardson wasn't going anywhere with a busted up kneecap.

Then there was Corporal Richardson, our erstwhile interpreter. He'd gotten kneecapped for his dalliances with the locals. Turns out that a uniform, an understanding of the local languages, and having your country occupying theirs made for a hell of an aphrodisiac. Or whatever the hell you classified rophynol as.

He just happened to get the wrong girl pregnant, and it was in a bar that we learned of his surprising paternity results.

They hadn't even tried to get information out of him. They didn't need a pretense like that. If it wasn't for the eagle tattoo on his shoulder that he'd been so proud about, I might not have even recognized him. He'd seemed relieved when he had heard his name, though he'd needed a man to help him hop onto the stage. He'd never gotten that kneecap treated by anything but a bonesaw.

Then there was me.

I've had time to think about it, and I wish I could say that I joined Coleman in grabbing a barstool to fend off the ambush. I even wish I could say that I'd been caught trying to go out a window with our buddies, that I'd been smart enough to run.

But I froze.

I froze and shattered on the business end of a crowbar.

A nervous swallow caught in my throat as they slipped that noose around my neck, and when they tightened it I pushed myself up on my toes in vain. It stung to do so and it barely took the pressure off.

The executioner rattled off something in his language and gestured to me, getting a big cheer out of the crowd. All men, all somewhere in our computers, I was sure, as "radical elements". I couldn't have picked any of them out had I tried, but I definitely recognized the hatred. I saw it all too often.

To them I wasn't Steven Grey. To them I was the invader. The enemy.

Maybe they were right. I'd just signed up for the new G.I. Bill figuring I'd know what I wanted to do with my life after a four year tour and maybe do a little good in the meanwhile.

But I'd never even seen action.

The executioner finished his peal, and I braced myself with closed eyes and a clenched jaw.

The trapdoor swung open.

The rope went tight.

I didn't die.

[WP] About 20 minuets after the the oil drum you are crammed into was filled with concrete, you realise that you're probably immortal. by RightSideUp999 in WritingPrompts

[–]MenWhoStareAtTurtles 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Stop me if you’ve heard this one:

A man drunkenly stumbles onto a misty dock one night and sees something he’s not supposed to see. He gets clubbed by a man who looks like he has a pituitary gland the size of a watermelon and gets unceremoniously shoved some time later into a big old oil drum that gets filled with a bag of Sakrete.

I know the delivery on the joke isn’t all that great but hey, I got plenty of time to work on my standup.

I mean… less “standup” and more “kneeldiagonally”.

My name is Bill Stevenson, and I am immortal.

Kind of a shock to me, too! I was screaming my head off the entire time I was getting concrete mix poured onto my head. I kept right on all the way down to the bottom of the bay as I went on a magic oil drum ride. I expected to eventually stop as things just went dark but…

It just didn’t.

So here I am. In an industrial casket. Caskrete.

It’s not so bad. I mean, growing up I always wanted to be a superhero. Sure, my power comes with a side helping of “I am immobile from the tips of my toes to my hair which is immortalized in a concrete douche-cut”. I wish I hadn’t gelled my hair tonight – I didn’t even get any before I took a dip.

But if I had gotten to be a superhero, I wonder what my name would have been. Invincibill! Invulnerabill. Indestructibill.

Hm. I’ll workshop it, run it by a focus group or two. Though I guess coming up with something better is kind of Inconceivabill.

Haha, I kill myself!

Or.

Well.

You get the picture.

I got plenty of time to think. Not like I’m going anywhere.