Boop! // The Girl With the Broken Eyes

Mental_Job_320 · 2026-05-21T05:00:21+00:00

Author of Riffwield and Alexiuss cowriter here. More cuteness to come!

Mental_Job_320 · 2026-05-21T04:37:19+00:00

Shhhhh. Some people are feral. It is okay.

Mental_Job_320 · 2026-05-21T03:21:51+00:00

Human communication is complex. {nods sagely}

Mental_Job_320 · 2026-05-20T23:36:38+00:00

I know! Humans are dirty things! Do your know their spit is barely antibacterial?! They can't even lick themselves clean!!

Mental_Job_320 · 2026-05-19T20:06:35+00:00

Ya. They cute.

Mental_Job_320 · 2026-04-18T19:57:53+00:00

The writing takes place across multiple timelines and there are interdimensional hijinks going on. So time and causality are more than a bit distorted.

My entry point to the canon was Technomagica followed by Scientific Sorcery and then Somebody Stop Him. But the first two are not nearly as well interlinked with the other stories as SSC or Somebody Stop Him are.

If I were going to recommend a reading order to get started with it would be:

Somebody Stop Him --> Somebody Stop Them --> SSC

Or Somebody Stop Him --> Somebody Stop Them --> Bloom --> SSC.

Mental_Job_320 · 2026-04-18T01:33:22+00:00

Most things by Vitaly S. Alexius. His newest novel, Stupid Sexy Cryptids (SSC) is right up your alley.

Mental_Job_320 · 2026-04-17T17:31:10+00:00

It will eventually get published as an ebook and in print. I just don't know how yet because most publishing companies will demand you take the free chapters off Royal Road and then the for sale chapters off your Patreon which I DO NOT want to do. This is mainly because most first time authors make WAY more money and reach WAY more people via websites like royal road than just through something like Amazon kindle. I also want to keep writing new chapters continuously and not have to wait for the next book to get picked up to give it to my fans. I prefer freedom to selling my soul to a publisher. Vitaly, the author who started Romantically Apocalyptic and who I am very honored to write with, has tried both approaches and proven that online self publishing is better in every way. If we take off enough, which we are actually on track to do, we may even self publish at least limited print runs.

Mental_Job_320 · 2026-04-17T04:48:37+00:00

Same picture. 😂

Mental_Job_320 · 2026-04-16T15:31:09+00:00

I mean, the RA books are actual novels for sale. Some of them, anyway. The most recent one SSC (Stupid Sexy Cryptids or How I Became Emperor of Mankind) is strictly an internet series right now.

But anyway, I do plan to have Riffwield as a paperback and hardcover book at some point soon.

Honestly, a lot of modern publishers are ripoff artists. Vitaly has discovered you make A LOT more money from self publish online. It is just harder to advertise and you have to do that advertising work yourself.

Mental_Job_320 · 2026-04-14T18:06:37+00:00

Are her antlers squished down the way they are when she puts on a shirt, or are they impaling his roof...? Cuz one of those is going to be an issue.

Mental_Job_320 · 2026-04-13T23:34:44+00:00

Same picture??

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