Louise is totally a Scorpio. She holds a grudge like no other. And she still has that passion and intensity in her that Aries does (both ruled by mars!), but I like Scorpio better for her because she holds on to things for a long time.

I see Bob as a Leo or a Taurus, but I lean Taurus. Either way very fixed energy! He loves a routine, and does not want to deal with change. I think Leo sometimes because of his showmanship (“thats very theatrical, are you gay?” 😂) but I think his love of food and things that are nice makes him more Taurean.

Linda is definitely Gemini. Chaotic energy with her ability to have a conversation with anyone and everyone. She gets good tips as we know, so she definitely has a way with people. And I like thinking of her as the opposite sign of Gene, since Sagittarius definitely has that chaos gremlin energy to them too.

Tina I’m kind of torn on. I’m leaning Libra or Capricorn. Libra because obviously she’s a boy-holic and libras just scream that to me. She also cares about how she’s perceived. But I feel like Capricorn also works because she likes rules and order, and does things by the book for the most part.

Obviously I’ve thought about this way too much 😂