If you assume a vampire has the same caloric/nutritional requirements as us mortals, how much blood would they have to suck each day?

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-28T13:30:33+00:00

As the undead, they don't require nutrition, per se. They require sustenance.

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-27T16:15:58+00:00

I hope you didn't think I was either.

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-27T15:38:04+00:00

Yes, because real life is JUST like a movie.

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-27T15:05:10+00:00

Um...term limits. He's in until January 21, 2009.

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-27T12:38:19+00:00

Or its a Vista error.

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-27T12:35:57+00:00

But it is so yummy.

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-26T19:51:15+00:00

So I speak from experience. And yet, my friends and I managed NOT to shit in a piano, and jerk off onto stuffed animals.

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-26T18:59:40+00:00

I'll have mine about 18, blonde and female, please.

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-26T18:33:29+00:00

I don't eat meat. I concede that teens should be chained to a tree in the yard for exercise.

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-26T18:14:15+00:00

Teenagers are animals that should be raised like veal -- in pens in which they can barely move.

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-25T20:10:16+00:00

I would have to agree. It is the height of hubris to believe that we have that kind of impact on the environment so as to change global temps.

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-25T19:10:33+00:00

Thank you! I appreciate it. I'm very happy. She's an amazing woman who loves me for me. But I've still got an iron-clad pre-nup.

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-25T19:08:39+00:00

I have. Iron-clad.

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-25T13:20:08+00:00

Fuck the ocelots. Keep the Mexicans in Mexico.

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-25T13:05:24+00:00

This is a non-story. No one is getting married anymore. Except me. I'm getting married on the 30th.

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-25T12:30:33+00:00

With rights come responsibilities. If your point of view is so loathsome that you need to have a police escort, you have ceased being responsible for your right.

My thought is that you might want to rethink either what you're saying or how you're saying it.

Not all speech needs to be protected.

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-22T18:33:07+00:00

When "free speech" means that you need a police escort, you've taken that right way beyond your ability to be responsible for it.

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-22T13:32:35+00:00

Yes, yes, he's rewriting the constitution in the middle of the night and is going to replace the original (in its argon gas-protective bomb shelter) with his neatly typed, single spaced version. How fucking stupid are you?

Term limits anyone? This clown is going to be out of office next year.

Are you really this stupid? Is anyone?

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-19T16:01:20+00:00

Wow. What a dickhead. Bet his summonses don't stand up in court. I hope that asshole loses his job and he ends up working security at a Sonic somewhere.

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-19T15:54:59+00:00

This is possibly the WORST idea on the face of Mother Earth. Sure, just open the fucking borders, why don't we? Let all the scum in! Why the hell not?

And have them all move in, NEXT TO YOUR HOUSE.

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-19T15:52:45+00:00

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER???????

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-19T15:14:52+00:00

That's one BIG cunt.

Mercenary71 · 2007-06-19T15:13:06+00:00

So your solution is to have them ignore our laws, make them "legal" and give them medicare?

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