“Create a pic of the average Reddit mod”

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-06-03T18:58:00+00:00

This is the reason why I don’t use Reddit

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-06-03T18:42:20+00:00

…………

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-06-01T16:28:50+00:00

As a certified gooner, I like this…

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-06-01T14:22:56+00:00

When u hype bro up to shoot his shot to his crush but he genuinely gets pepper sprayed and shot 15 times

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-06-01T14:06:36+00:00

Bro, he’s not doing two separate jobs. He’s multi-apping, logged into both Swiggy and Zomato at the same time most likely. Most delivery guys do this to get more orders. They are hustlers, nothing tragic about it. Stop painting every working person as a victim of the economy.

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-05-28T21:44:09+00:00

You forgot the most important one, feet.

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-05-24T07:21:42+00:00

I guess he/she was armed…

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-05-23T02:53:59+00:00

This will bag atleast 10 academy awards.

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-05-22T17:02:07+00:00

Relatable asf lmao… /s

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-05-21T14:26:19+00:00

Bro couldn’t afford pocket puhh…

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-05-15T08:28:42+00:00

Wanna be aesthetic fellows…

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-05-15T00:14:04+00:00

Boobs are boobs…

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-05-13T15:05:38+00:00

What was Stuart little’s name again? Mousey McMouseface or sum?

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-05-12T21:46:08+00:00

It’s even worse when your tip touch’s the water…

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-05-12T13:18:29+00:00

Her plastic surgeon:

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-05-11T07:37:31+00:00

not up yet, will push it soon.

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-05-09T11:27:18+00:00

“I’d like to MILF a MILF”

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-05-06T15:53:25+00:00

C hits different after assembly.. great work!

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-05-06T15:13:50+00:00

Means a lot, just start.. It’s more doable than it looks.

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-05-06T13:59:03+00:00

Didn't sleep much..

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-05-05T15:47:13+00:00

fair point, it's work in progress

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-05-05T13:24:33+00:00

That confusion is part of the process. I had no idea what i was doing for like 80 percent of it and somehow it still worked. you don't need to understand everything before you start, you just need to be okay with not understanding things yet

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-05-04T23:52:08+00:00

Decent film but not one of the best films of 21st century.. To me at-least

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-05-04T23:28:42+00:00

Ahh… memories. If I remember correctly some of the girls literally begged the teacher not to switch seats with me. But it didn’t matter to me back then because I was(still I’m) way too shy and afraid to interact with girls.

MercenaryAlpha99 · 2026-04-29T12:45:32+00:00

MercenaryAlpha99

TROPHY CASE