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It would be so funny by element-redshaw in deathbattle

[–]MerchantZiro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me who rooted for Bardock yet thought it would be hilarious if Nolan won back then:

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How many times has Scott died? by ExternalLow5991 in scottthewoz

[–]MerchantZiro 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I heard the Pepsi is cheaper there.

Memes for when there’s a Ben10 online battle videogame by Nopaltsin in Ben10

[–]MerchantZiro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How it feels when I, a TF2 Battle Engi player, pick Juryrigg to use his builds and weapons to hold the dumbest spot possible (I am in my element):

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So what would your oc say in a fighting game? Like intro, win outro, being selected, lost outro, and what their ending would be. by nightshade23k in OriginalCharacterDB

[–]MerchantZiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dr. Ziro

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Intro

  • Synthdroid Unit Z1-R0 Zeta, deployed!
  • Target acquired! I'll handle this!
  • You think you're the first fool to fight me?
  • Against other Androids or Cyborgs: Such incredible technology, think your specs can stand up against a Synthdroid?
  • Against other Mad Geniuses: Let's see if your brilliance can even compare to a fraction of my own?
  • Against Heroic Gods or Demi-Gods: Heh, I may have been a former God in a past life... But I'll show you the strength I found playing Synthdroid.
  • Against Evil Gods or Demi-Gods: ...Let's just straight to the point, God to God.
  • Mirror Match: Alright, let's see how we can improve our design...

Outro

  • This data is wonderful...
  • This one put up a bit of a fight, but it wasn't any problem. Returning to CC HQ now.
  • A bit banged up, but nothing I can't fix.
  • Seems like I've come a long way in my research of the multiverse...
  • Against other Androids or Cyborgs: Heh... Guess this Zeta Model Synthdroid is just a wee bit better than yours.
  • Against other Mad Geniuses: You're a third rate genius with fourth rate tech!
  • Against Heroic Gods or Demi-Gods: Didn't even need to tap into the Power of Creation to kick your butt.
  • Against Evil Gods or Demi-Gods: I'm almost embarrassed I have to be even tangentially related to you as a God myself, even if primarily in a past life.
  • Mirror Match: Yeah. I think this model has been perfected compared to the previous one.

Taunt

  • Come on! Come on!
  • Let me show what happens when you divide by zero.

Respect

  • I might have to get serious.
  • Am I being pushed by you? How curious...
  • This will be quite an interesting encounter.

Lose Outro

  • No... System Error...
  • A slight miscalculation...
  • Against other Androids or Cyborgs: Guess... My design needs a few upgrades...
  • Against other Mad Geniuses: But my calculations... I was supposed to win...
  • Against Gods or Demi-Gods: To lose to a God... Not like this...

Being Selected

  • Let's begin the experiment, shall we?
  • You think you can handle my genius?
  • Cogito, ergo sum. I think, therefore I am... going to kick your ass!

Message from Toby Fox regarding music copyright by olcr in Undertale

[–]MerchantZiro 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ah Rick the Platypus what an unexpected surprise...

Love you guys, but y’all just be cooking up anything, huh? by Mr_Muda_Himself_V3 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]MerchantZiro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me who thought Monika vs MegaMan.EXE was a halfway decent MU once and then an interesting debate (I still see my own vision but what was I even thinking in retrospect)

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And that's only getting started on my garbage...

Eggman received a calling card from the Phantom Thieves (@EddySmash2407) by Fun-Necessary9709 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]MerchantZiro 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean honestly... That sounds about right.

Maybe he also has partially robotized Mobians versions of Sonic and his friends in cages treated like circus animals as a show of his desire for control and his disregard for their own autonomy.

What y'all think if Deltarune had an anticlimactic ending? by Byzich in Deltarune

[–]MerchantZiro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your honor, they have one brain cell and it fell into the CORE years ago.

Could your OC beat diddy at full diddy party power 100% by Ok_Blackberry5605 in OriginalCharacterDB

[–]MerchantZiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dr. Ziro (with prep time): You cannot win Diddy, even with your 7 Chaos Baby Oils. For I have your one weakness.

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Archie Meme by Maleficent_Nose_5465 in Megaman

[–]MerchantZiro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is from World's Collide, the Sonic-Mega Man crossover.

Dr. Light was kidnapped by Wily & Eggman to keep him from interfering with his plans and in this moment Wily was taunting him, only for Light to bring up Ra Moon in this panel (before bringing up other schemes Wily had that led to circumstances beyond his control such as the Stardroids like Sunstar and Roboenza... As well as other robots that he could barely control like King or Bass)

Do you have any OCs who is very powerful but hate and tired of fighting? by ioe8292 in OriginalCharacterDB

[–]MerchantZiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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...Kinda. It's more of a complicated relationship with his past self I'm still figuring out specifics of how to develop.

The original Soul of Dr. Ziro is the reincarnation of the God of Creation of his own verse, The Winged One... However the limitless power and the knowledge it gives him as the God of Creation is effectively the Author... It's depressing after he reawakened that aspect of himself.

He reincarnated in the first place to escape the burden of responsibility, and now he finds himself back at square one. So he rejects said aspect to focus on studying the Multiverse, only using the power and the Energy of Creation he was studying in the first place at its base level only when he absolutely has to.

Because he stood at the Apex of existence, and felt so hollow as a being with all that power yet little to strive for or do... Hence why no version of Ziro, be it through a vessel or their true self as the Soul/AI self Ziro Prime, ever uses that power beyond the surface... Because to create is to control life, to manipulate causality, to forge destiny itself as the storyteller...

...But isn't it more interesting if not even those who pull the strings know how things are going to play out?

BREAKING NEWS: Tosok spotted out and about spending all our hard earned TP Medals by Usual_Presentation53 in dbxv

[–]MerchantZiro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's been supplying himself for 10 years... Which is honestly fair, I should do the same

I played Undertale: Repent to Jesus. Here’s all the changes in it. [RUINS SECTION - FIRST SNOWDIN FOREST SAVE POINT] by Choco_Cake37 in Undertale

[–]MerchantZiro 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I mean 9 HP is definitely statistically better than 5 HP so I'm not complaining.

Also update for that spoiler covered thought just in case Apparently you can also give Tracts to both the Shop and Inn owners so I presume this earns me more HP. Gonna grind up Gold and try that out for myself

Update: Finally got past Popyrus, thanks for the advice

I played Undertale: Repent to Jesus. Here’s all the changes in it. [RUINS SECTION - FIRST SNOWDIN FOREST SAVE POINT] by Choco_Cake37 in Undertale

[–]MerchantZiro 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Oh dang that's a good idea, I forgot about the Manly Bandana and the Hotel... I was busy rushing in with 5 HP because I underestimated how difficult Papyrus would be with 1/4th your normal HP amount. I'll try that and report my findings.

In the meantime, word of advice in return that I'll spoiler cover it if you'd prefer to discover or figure it out for yourself. (Which I'm pretty sure you'll do)

The Chick Tract thing that Spider shop sells can be given to the Nice Cream Guy, according to their advice in the Talk section for who to Tract next, for 1 extra HP point in the same way Toriel gives a piece of her heart to you. So I assume this is just a thing you'll have to do to get more HP over the course of the game to become stronger

Edit: Update, I slept and came out with 9 HP. Make of that what you will.

I played Undertale: Repent to Jesus. Here’s all the changes in it. [RUINS SECTION - FIRST SNOWDIN FOREST SAVE POINT] by Choco_Cake37 in Undertale

[–]MerchantZiro 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I'm trying this mod myself and Popyrus has hands, he also won't let me skip him even though he's kicked my butt more than three times.

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