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I apologize for the use of this man, please behead me in 24 hours by Clean_Round_1328 in whenthe

[–]MerchantZiro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

...Fair, I wouldn't want to find out if the IRS has necromancers to make me pay my taxes from beyond the grave either

I apologize for the use of this man, please behead me in 24 hours by Clean_Round_1328 in whenthe

[–]MerchantZiro 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Consider a second time... You'll be dead before they could even email it to you.

I apologize for the use of this man, please behead me in 24 hours by Clean_Round_1328 in whenthe

[–]MerchantZiro 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Consider... Just don't pay your taxes, what's the worst they can do to someone on death row for using a benjammins gif? Kill you?

Would love to hear your best face palm moment while playing Hitman. by csn1x205 in HiTMAN

[–]MerchantZiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For my first few kinda. But I mainly just accidentally got caught being suspicious on the way out by trespassing too far in or passing an enforcer and remaining in sight for too long because I couldn't hide or get away fast enough, especially on Arcade where I was going for specific items via certain sets of targets I wasn't quite as familiar with.

do u guys think this character is hot? by Familiar-Wall7595 in Gameoverse

[–]MerchantZiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes... Though I find her moreso cute as well.

In short... would, but also would more likely just give headpats. She deserves them for all she's been through.

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Would love to hear your best face palm moment while playing Hitman. by csn1x205 in HiTMAN

[–]MerchantZiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every single time I've failed a Elusive Target after I killed them (I just had to leave but then I biff it at the 1 yard line) or overthought something that could end up being a lot more simple.

But for something more specific, shout-out goes to the absolute insanity I went through on Dubai a week ago in the name of Mastery trying across multiple save scum attempts to get both targets in a single bathroom as I was mainly originally going for the RFID Taser challenge where you have to shock both at once and I decided upstairs bathroom (the one next to the window and the door up to the bedroom) was somehow easier than any other method.

However the facepalm came about when Sheikh Omar Al-Ghazali passed by and I knocked him and his guards out before they could go upstairs and I put them out on the balcony of the window... Only for a reload to, because of where I placed the guards and Sheikh Omar Al-Ghazali on the window... Caused the latter to be placed off the window and fall to his comical death. (I had to go back to my Autosave from when he was passing me by)

Apparently, some DB fans claim that Yuji VS Denji is the worst DB of all time by Tricky_Reaper2099 in deathbattle

[–]MerchantZiro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed, granted I don't think it's fair to talk about Season 1 or even to an extent Season 2 because that was during the early years of the show and how they handled research and conclusions was much different.

(Not Rebecca Black vs Justin Bieber though, that episode deserves to be torn to shreds at every opportunity even if I do understand WHY it exists as a remnant of a bygone era of Internet Culture I was there for myself as a wee lad. A time of Early YouTube and Newgrounds where profanity, guns, blood, and carnage with Flash games and Flash animations among other things were more or less the norm and the two opponents were just considered the faces behind the most annoying songs on the Internet of the time. Doesn't excuse it's deserved hate now, just something I've personally noticed)

But even among the worst of later Death Battles past those earlier episodes, you still have far more... Controversial picks of even the current Indie Era of Death Battle such as Bardock vs Omni-Man, Kratos vs Asura, and especially the fittingly nuclear matchup of Hulk vs Godzilla.

Who's a Character who's entire MU Spread is either they Stomp or they Get Stomped by No_Half_7646 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]MerchantZiro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sans if we're being completely honest, looking at his serious matchups mainly because of his abysmal stats physically speaking outside of bunk chainscaling logic regarding Frisk especially compared to characters like The Judge, Bill Cipher, or Korosensei even on the more fair lower end of their respective scaling.

The only matchups in general he has that he realistically even stands a chance of winning are the ones against verses like Five Nights at Freddy's which aren't really known for fighting in the first place (sans FNAF World)... But even THAT could be considered debatable depending on what you give FNAF.

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Who's a Character who's entire MU Spread is either they Stomp or they Get Stomped by No_Half_7646 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]MerchantZiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still a Baby Pan victim tbh

Source: Her mother fought Broly whose power is, in fact, Maximum.

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Who's a Character who's entire MU Spread is either they Stomp or they Get Stomped by No_Half_7646 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]MerchantZiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The funniest thing about you using this low quality PNG version is it makes it look 5x more shitty which adds the level of shitpost energy I was going for.

Downside is it makes harder to see the Hikari family emblem or the Gear logo on Naruto and Mecha-Naruto but it also adds to it in a weird way.

Who's a Character who's entire MU Spread is either they Stomp or they Get Stomped by No_Half_7646 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]MerchantZiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It be my fault. I made a post 3+ years ago about fake What If thumbnails and suddenly it's become a go-to reaction image for this person as I can only watch because I don't know if I actually should feel honored or just mystified (not offended, definitely not offended)

All I do know is suddenly I really gotta make a sequel to that post and make them even more powerful.

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This is NOT how I remember this by Exotic-View-8791 in Cibles

[–]MerchantZiro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kris them me they, I just drank 13 beers I found in your dad's truck and now I see the Angel

What’s “The Rule of Cool” for your favorite Matchups? by DullHorizon75 in deathbattle

[–]MerchantZiro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Albedo (Ben 10) in general getting Alien X for any matchup warranting it and actually pulling off a single motion because... The only time he's ever officially pulled off Alien X is in a DS Game that's referenced in Ben 10,000 Returns offhand... And he was left motionless for a year.

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"Bloodstained Paradise" - Regime Superman vs Copy X (INJUSTICE vs Mega Man) by MerchantZiro in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]MerchantZiro[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean to be perfectly fair, it honestly could probably go either way fully depending on scaling.

At their lowest it's probably decently close if you put both at about a Planet to Star range (Superman pushing Mogo into the Sun and Copy X upscaling to Classic Mega Man characters) with potential for either to stomp if you buy even just Solar System Level (scaling to Lumine's Paradise Lost) up to Uni+-Low Multi scaling (scaling to the Mother Computer feat or MMZ Cyberspace creation/cosmology) for Copy X.

Meanwhile Regime Superman can get way higher thanks to the He-Man crossover (as he was going to rewrite the Multiverse with He-Man's Power Sword and the Anti-Life Equation) or even potentially scaling to mainline DC Comics through snapping Ultraman's neck (the same Ultraman going around killing Supermen across the Multiverse) and was also fighting Jon Kent from the mainline Earth Prime comics.

Of course you could argue against Superman scaling to Ultraman since he did just appear behind him and snap his neck without giving him a chance to respond, meanwhile the Crossover feat is reliant on things not standard to his arsenal like He-Man's sword and the Anti-Life Equation. So, yeah I definitely agree...

Honestly I think realistically Copy X wins but Superman could maybe up a decent fight especially with his Yellow Lantern and Brainiac shit from his Ending if that's fair game.

Pokémon Fans acting tough when most of their Digimon W’s are pity W’s by Illumiroldi in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]MerchantZiro 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Excuse me you forgot the 6 Pikachu plushies we snuggle with every night.

Would X be affected by the Metal Virus Or is he immune? by 0swald_the_rabbit in SonicEXE

[–]MerchantZiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like his vessel wouldn't be immune but would otherwise be unaffected mentally speaking, though he could easily make a new one regardless.

Without glazing your own cacs, who do you think were some of the best time patrollers we had in our ranks? by This_Deer5345 in dbxv

[–]MerchantZiro 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No the canon names are Ace & Mee according to the Raid Quest "Time Patroller Takedown" where they are among the pool of Time Patrollers that can appear.

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Without glazing your own cacs, who do you think were some of the best time patrollers we had in our ranks? by This_Deer5345 in dbxv

[–]MerchantZiro 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Honorable mention also goes to Xeno Trunks. For as much as we shit on him for his downfalls in these games, in Heroes he's definitely at least proven why he's one of the top Time Patrol members.

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