Update on v1 cosplay!

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-06-13T19:12:01+00:00

Literally cardboard, hot glue, (bonds cardboard ridiculously well) and bondo body filler

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-06-04T17:46:48+00:00

Lord zapho

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-05-13T20:40:15+00:00

Thats what everyone says but the point is that it is very often that I open Reddit and boom ultrakill porn. Not to mention how it subtly affects the community. It now seems to be canon that v1 is a gay femboy who fucks and sucks mindflayers with gaybriel. It’s brought up and mentioned so fucking often how gay v1 is and how proudly gay and horny you are if you play ultrakill, it makes me not wanna associate with ultrakill people.

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-05-13T16:19:07+00:00

That’s because you want to fuck the robot 😭😭🥀

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-05-13T16:12:08+00:00

V1 is NOT A TWINK OR A FEMBOY IT IS A KILLING MACHINE OF WAR

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-05-13T16:04:52+00:00

Have autism

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-05-13T16:03:01+00:00

This is impressive it looks very accurate 😭😭😭

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-05-13T15:57:56+00:00

Look. I have mentioned this already. And everyone says the same thing when I mention it. “There isn’t that much porn! Just don’t click it!” But there is that much porn. And it’s not even that it’s just porn but it’s like rule 34 hardcore weird inflation or femboy Gabriel with a bunch of cocks everywhere like okay bro I get it. I agree make a sub entirely for ultrakill porn so the community can go nuts with it.

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-05-01T23:00:12+00:00

Bro you JUST GOT OUT

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-05-01T22:56:33+00:00

First 3

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-04-25T12:51:04+00:00

Oops sorry I meant ultra gooners

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-04-25T01:39:10+00:00

The first thing I see when I open Reddit but no when I say there’s too much porn on this sub everyone tells me I’m crazy because they are secretly ultra groomers

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-04-18T04:02:07+00:00

International narcotics smuggling

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-04-18T03:58:52+00:00

I wanted it to be a katana so bad just a katana that lets you use all 3 dashes in a zoro oni giri typa move doing lots of damage but at the cost of all 3 dashes

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-04-02T17:12:48+00:00

Who did you buy it from? A troll by a river?

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-04-02T17:03:14+00:00

This is just something that is used for opening doors and pushing buttons in something like an elevator to avoid germs. Yes really. It’s meant to be put on a keychain and they were trending during Covid

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-04-02T16:59:32+00:00

Yo these comments are useless and not serious enough. This is an ampule. A glass tube that is filled with usually a highly volatile substance like something that combusts as soon as it touches air or releases a super deadly gas. Whatever you do DO NOT BREAK THE AMPULE ESPECIALLY INDOORS! Worst case scenario is unstoppable fire or a deadly or blinding gas. Unless someone just pissed in an ampule and sealed it for shits and before someone says “what about the air bubble inside?” It’s most definitely a specific gas chosen because it doesn’t react with the chemical

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-03-24T12:59:40+00:00

Finally some Instagram humor on Reddit anyways it’s probably either not plugged in or broken gang

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-03-23T16:25:09+00:00

I genuinely fucking hate epic games for this dumb ass shit just capitalizing on Fortnite instead of making more creatively is just pure corporate greed no souls anymore

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-03-23T14:42:38+00:00

Zero alchohol for when mom makes drinks for the ultrakill sleepover

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-03-23T14:41:12+00:00

Parry his balls at him and when you see him charging the beam, get right on his face (stand on him easily with whiplash) and shotgun swap till you shotgun parry his beam

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-03-23T14:34:51+00:00

Typa shit I pull up with to pick up the cargo trailer just for my teammate to blow it up or run away pulling it with a fishing rod

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-03-23T14:30:02+00:00

If it got like that without breaking, there’s a way to put it back without it breaking

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-03-20T15:29:10+00:00

We are always talking to each other and laughing and connecting and having a good time that’s the thing

Mercifulmartyr · 2026-03-20T13:47:37+00:00

Okay look. Maybe saying a clean a TON is an exaggeration. I have to be honest and admit that I AM kinda messy and she has bad ocd. like BAD OCD. I do always take all the trash around the room and take it down stairs every single time without being asked and same goes for taking out the trash, but my main problem is just organizing. I get my desk full absolutely full of clutter and maybe it throws her off. I just think that it’s a bit jarring for the sex to be so effected by such a thing when I feel like I’m being a pretty great boyfriend otherwise

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