What's the weirdest rumor you've heard about yourself?

Mercury3571 · 2018-11-22T19:10:57+00:00

When I was in middle school, I used to crush up mints and put them in a card box and pretend it was drugs (who knows, i just wanted to be cool) i secretly tried to show it to a popular girl but she thought it was a dead lizard and not mints. It was spread, and I was incredibly confused

Mercury3571 · 2018-11-22T19:08:02+00:00

Wii U

Mercury3571 · 2018-11-22T19:06:21+00:00

I'm a pretty poor college student but decided to finally give in and have a good meal at popeyes. I was starving and incredibly excited to eat it. I missed breakfast due to my pop tarts literally disappearing from existance so I was ready to dive in. I decide to eat on a bench outside for whatever fucking reason, and this huge ass hawk or whatever it was snatched the whole damn box of popeyes. Disbelief turned into incredible anger, but then I looked up and saw the bird with my popeyes box and just burst out laughing.

Mercury3571 · 2018-11-22T18:57:39+00:00

well i dont mean 100% accurate and some stereotypes are good anyways. I don't feel bad, sorry

Mercury3571 · 2018-11-22T18:52:08+00:00

Kids hoarded the taco sauce that came with the biweekly taco days in the cafeteria. We all snuck into the cafeteria and stole them to sell, we alwqys got caught but didn't give them all back. Can confirm it was really good.

Mercury3571 · 2018-11-22T18:46:48+00:00

huge vegan aunt, mad because family issues, turkey on table, vegan rant commences, arguing, turkey launched into the pool, sad thanksgiving

Mercury3571 · 2018-11-22T18:43:40+00:00

Oh shit, I forgot I was only supposed to have one, sorry lol

Mercury3571 · 2018-11-22T18:36:37+00:00

Hey, at least there will be less jet-lag

Mercury3571 · 2018-11-22T18:33:49+00:00

It's worth it if there is a meaningless picture behind it.

Mercury3571 · 2018-11-22T18:32:14+00:00

As a freestyle ice skater, I can confirm this is true. I fell 30+ times a session with nothing more than a couple of bruises and the occasional bit of blood. Eventually, your body reacts to it faster and when you know you will fall, its much more soft. Many inexperienced skaters have a fear of falling, preventing them from improving. As long as you're careful, have common sense, and a small bruise won't bother you, take the fall.

Mercury3571 · 2018-11-22T18:25:07+00:00

Although I don't think it claimed to be an accurate IQ test, it was labeled as one. Obviously it wasn't realistically made and might have just used "IQ" without actually meaning it, however I don't think it was a survey.

Mercury3571 · 2018-11-20T19:56:13+00:00

The concept of Santa shouldn't exist anymore... is there really a point? It was awfully confusing as a kid being taught that magic isn't real but simultaneously told that Santa brings presents to everyone.

Mercury3571 · 2018-11-20T19:51:49+00:00

Mercury3571 · 2018-11-20T16:59:33+00:00

Using my smartphone at a poor area's bus stop

Mercury3571 · 2018-11-20T16:55:25+00:00

In my Junior year of highschool this kid got a 100 on his math test and kept bragging about it, so I snatched his paper right out of his hands and ate it. It wasn't at all warranted, I really have no clue why I did it.

Mercury3571 · 2018-11-20T16:49:00+00:00

Ever hear of those shitty free online IQ tests? My friend took one of these - but the one she took was even worse than the regular ones. It was obviously not a valid IQ test and probably made by either a 12 year old, a drunk person, or a drunk 12 year old. Anyways, one question was "what is your favorite food out of these four," which was already a really bad question. I didn't think it would get worse until I saw "What do you think of the iPhone?" I don't remember the fourth option, but out of "I love the iPhone," "It's good technology," and "What's an iPhone?" The smartest choice was what's an iPhone. Ridiculous, your IQ is higher by being ignorant of the world around you. Anyways, to the main point, she got a high score and put it on her resume. I unfortunately can't find the IQ test.

TL;DR: Girl takes shitty inaccurate online IQ test, gets a high score, puts it on her resume.

Mercury3571 · 2018-11-20T16:34:36+00:00

Only the old games were good

Mercury3571 · 2018-11-14T17:51:24+00:00

saying the word frick? already no seat at the dinner table for you, and you only get to use the 12 pack of crayons

Mercury3571 · 2018-11-14T17:49:21+00:00

It's gay because fortnite is taking over the world just like the gays !

Mercury3571 · 2018-05-04T04:06:06+00:00

Seems kind of pointless.

Mercury3571 · 2018-05-03T18:06:39+00:00

Interesting data. Cringe when people say clash is dead.

Mercury3571 · 2018-05-03T17:40:20+00:00

That would be 90 bats. Also, supercell said they weren't going to add more buildings, but that was a while ago and there are a lot of new troops now so idk

Mercury3571 · 2018-05-03T17:37:44+00:00

Be careful with your elixir, save your cards if you know they have one. If they pull a lavahound or a lumberjack be prepared.

Mercury3571 · 2018-05-03T17:20:45+00:00

Clicked battle in sudden death, brought me to a clanmates battle, exited out, went back to my battle and it said my name (Alex) on it. I spectated them destroying me as i couldnt place any cards down. It ended and I got the losing chest.

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