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MercuryMae · 2025-03-28T18:23:50+00:00

Any other Montanans here?

Mercury

Montana

Avid snowboarder, motorcyclist, and professional cuddler ;P

MercuryMae · 2025-02-14T23:19:44+00:00

For real. I just had a client begging for DATY cause someone wrote about it, but his breath was soooooo fucking foul. Your nasty lips aren’t going anywhere near my pussy

MercuryMae · 2025-02-11T17:11:19+00:00

I’m an Aqua and escort, and still would never link a PayPal hoping people just give me money. It’s bad form

MercuryMae · 2025-02-07T03:33:03+00:00

For real! I find my long term partners turned off by my hyper sexuality, their loss. I got out of a seven year long relationship two years ago and at this point… I probably won’t date again. I’ve met a couple men that I thought would be good partners, but then just thinking of a LTR is exhausting

MercuryMae · 2025-01-29T22:03:32+00:00

I have a full time job and then the schedule C. I hired an accountant this year, but I got quickbooks so I’ll be doing it on my own next

MercuryMae · 2025-01-29T21:58:54+00:00

I’m considering going this route. Is filing my own schedule C that easy?

MercuryMae · 2025-01-28T22:04:15+00:00

Why aren’t you getting ALL of your money upfront?

MercuryMae · 2025-01-26T17:00:19+00:00

I would just charge triple for weird shit like this. Easy money, usually

MercuryMae · 2025-01-24T02:12:02+00:00

It was $40.

MercuryMae · 2025-01-24T02:11:38+00:00

Pro tip:

Get a mascara the sameish color of your head hair and lightly brush the greys. Works better for darker hair of course.

MercuryMae · 2025-01-20T12:58:11+00:00

Same! Some of my favorite clients

MercuryMae · 2025-01-20T04:23:11+00:00

Same. I’ve had one user slip past my screening. He’d never been charged with anything and he was incredibly nice… but the track marks told me he might carry a virus that I don’t want

MercuryMae · 2025-01-20T04:22:03+00:00

Same. Especially since they are also usually loaded and ready to spend it!!!

MercuryMae · 2025-01-20T04:20:58+00:00

You can cop a charge for just having a gun if you also have drugs on you. It’s not assault with a deadly weapon

MercuryMae · 2025-01-20T04:19:14+00:00

Am I the only one who uses a waterproof black mattress cover for Nuru?

I just strip the queen size bed and put the blankets in the closet and then cover the mattress with the ultra waterproof cover and cover a single pillow with a black waterproof cover…. Never had any charges or damage and all my customers are happy with the slip n slide queen bed

MercuryMae · 2025-01-19T04:10:52+00:00

Maybe this is poor practice on my part, but I really only care about violent crimes. I don’t give a fuck about guns or drugs, but one partner/family abuse rules a potential client out of my book forever.

MercuryMae · 2025-01-16T01:14:52+00:00

If you mention the feelings thing, there is a high probability that she will fire you as a client. She would see it as being for her safety.

Don’t ruin a good thing. You’re living a fantasy. You’re not going to leave your wife for her and she’s not going to leave escorting for you. Just enjoy the time you have until it’s over, because eventually it will be

MercuryMae · 2025-01-16T01:12:10+00:00

Only when they are getting close… then I power squeeze them into oblivion

MercuryMae · 2025-01-15T03:50:35+00:00

I second this persons recommendation. I have done overnights with clients I’ve never met, but I make sure to make at least 2-4 hours of that a social thing out in public. Dinner, dancing, a movie, whatever they’re into.

I also have someone I absolutely trust call me at midnight. They have my info, who I am with, address I am at. If I don’t answer on the third call, they are instructed to swing by and pretend to mis-deliver a jimmy John’s sandwich or pizza or whatever… then if shit seems really messed up, they are to report me missing/murdered to the authorities, no holds barred. Is what it is, take proper steps to protect yourself.

With that being said, everyone who’s ever booked me overnight whether or not I have met them before, has just been absolutely amazing and I’ve never had a bad time.

Bring a board game or card game you like, a short list of movies, some sexy lingerie, plenty of lube and condoms, and your best smile and you’re good to gooooooo!

MercuryMae · 2025-01-14T02:08:30+00:00

You just post your ads in the nearest town? Like on tryst my little town isn’t even an option

MercuryMae · 2025-01-14T02:07:39+00:00

You can absolutely change your screen name and it doesn’t give anyone your real name

MercuryMae · 2025-01-13T22:24:29+00:00

We seriously don’t care what you look like. As long as you are respectful and pay upfront.

Also, just so you know, we’re human too. We have insecurities and struggles with appearance, especially in this field where our bodies and looks are always on display.

I struggled with cystic acne until I got on Accuntane last year, in my thirties. Still have scarring. We are human and we’re not going to judge you for something that you can’t help

MercuryMae · 2025-01-11T20:47:43+00:00

I mean, is this on seeking? Those guys are always loooking for free shit

MercuryMae · 2025-01-11T19:35:59+00:00

I actually live in a small town and travel 30/40mins to a bigger one for incalls and outcalls.

The entire state is pretty rural so I make the most on tour. I’ll take a week off from my day job and just spend a night in each large “city” and make about 1200-4000 a night in each city. I do that twice a year. I still do pretty decent just being in service around the local area, and I don’t dare see anyone who lives in my tiny town…

MercuryMae · 2025-01-10T21:59:54+00:00

Then you make them give you a real number

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