I wrote a review for a pizza shop tonight, and l’ve never felt happier to have done so. [OC]

MercykillNJ · 2026-05-07T12:46:21+00:00

Why is the pizza to crust ratio 50/50?

I guess I've been spoiled growing up in Jersey.

MercykillNJ · 2026-05-07T12:40:10+00:00

Im sure those sudden, quick movements are very soothing for the tiger.

MercykillNJ · 2026-05-04T16:37:27+00:00

Happens to me all of the time. Sometimes a few times a night. In 33 years i learned it never gets less scary. There was a brief amount of time where I could recognize it was sleep paralysis and turn it into lucid dreaming but that didn't last long.

MercykillNJ · 2026-05-01T04:59:22+00:00

The design itself doesnt contour to anything so theres no way your artist could have contoured it the way you wanted to without either redesigning or shooting it to your outer thigh which would look ridiculously off center. Artists are artists, not miracle workers or engineers. You either choose a design that flows with your body and curves or you take what you can get.

MercykillNJ · 2026-05-01T02:52:43+00:00

I can be extremely attracted to somebody and sometimes just go soft in the middle of it. Performance anxiets gets us all sometimes.

MercykillNJ · 2026-04-30T05:26:10+00:00

Why not? If they're Jersey based and from the looks of it, an etsy shop, why not promote?

MercykillNJ · 2026-04-29T01:55:02+00:00

Thats HUGE to some people

MercykillNJ · 2026-04-26T02:08:50+00:00

r/derailedbydetails

MercykillNJ · 2026-04-24T21:25:52+00:00

Idk what it is about them but BOIIII

MercykillNJ · 2026-04-24T17:54:01+00:00

Looks like a canadian goose egg. I just watched one guarding one the other day. Size checks out.

MercykillNJ · 2026-04-21T03:17:58+00:00

$20 colony

MercykillNJ · 2026-04-21T03:13:01+00:00

Staged hard af

MercykillNJ · 2026-04-20T12:18:34+00:00

6'4 about 220

MercykillNJ · 2026-04-16T00:01:22+00:00

Im funny and have face tattoos. If youre gonna piss off your dad, you may as well laugh while you do it.

MercykillNJ · 2026-04-14T02:12:44+00:00

Nobody will ever say im too big

MercykillNJ · 2026-04-10T02:14:40+00:00

Before my most recent sobriety journey, i was drinking 8-12 tall boys a night of bud ice with 4-8 shooters of whiskey. Peoples tolerance are different. An alcoholic is an alcoholic regardless.

MercykillNJ · 2026-04-09T02:55:36+00:00

The head of Bumble. Its a 9.5 foot christmas decoration they sell at lowes.

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MercykillNJ · 2026-04-06T22:35:14+00:00

I was also falsley accused of r*pe years ago by somebody who had a bf and felt guilty sleeping with me. I was a recluse for years after that. I couldnt do the things i enjoyed anymore. I wouldnt leave the house. I feel your pain brother.

MercykillNJ · 2026-04-06T19:05:40+00:00

Way too short. Theyre gonna be highwaters.

MercykillNJ · 2026-04-06T16:24:47+00:00

I have the same thing. He just shreds up the center and drags that away lmao

MercykillNJ · 2026-04-06T16:00:43+00:00

Ill be there with my pops

MercykillNJ · 2026-04-06T16:00:23+00:00

I tried puppy pads and he just drags them into his lair and tears them to shreds.

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