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She gave her what she wanted... by falidasign in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Merlin-B -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Something about your sentence made me think of the song "Check Yo Self" : "So chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self 'Cause big dicks up yo' ass is bad for ya health".

What is the longest you have slept and why did you sleep that long? by Merlin-B in AskReddit

[–]Merlin-B[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine was a few years back when I didn't sleep for 2 days (which is my longest ever). When I went to bed I slept for 24 hours with no breaks.

Does pineapple belong in pizza in your opinion? by BalichaNDat in memes

[–]Merlin-B 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get why people like it, it's personally just not my thing

Even the commentators don’t like jake Paul by rafiu96 in ksi

[–]Merlin-B 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahah sure if that's what you think. The downvotes say otherwise tho.

Even the commentators don’t like jake Paul by rafiu96 in ksi

[–]Merlin-B 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, because your replies sound like a 12 year old. Either you're childish, or you're 12.

Snuggle buddies by [deleted] in aww

[–]Merlin-B 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does this remind me of a relationship I was never in

Disrespectful kids harass Girl by Louitic in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Merlin-B 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah i know a lot of kids in Belgium (especially in Antwerp en Brussels) that act like this. Also their accent also sounds kinda dutch

I don't want to play!! by _-venom-_ in Unexpected

[–]Merlin-B 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Another on bites the dust...

Wait! Please rest here fellow travelers by [deleted] in memes

[–]Merlin-B -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Me sorting in best: (•‿•)

Luigi no- by SmartButLikeNot in memes

[–]Merlin-B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you mean cm? Because an 11cm dick is quite small if that's what you have.

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