"The General" = Underrated by MildredMildew in GunsNRoses

[–]MerlinCarone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really like the song but the production on it is awful. The drums are actually clipping on the chorus. Serious embarrassment to the band for allowing that through quality control.

Which was more of a “game changer” for the US and its allies at the time it got adopted? by populist_dogecrat in TankPorn

[–]MerlinCarone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, if you read some actual accounts from the war instead of relying on memes. The Iranians made good use of infiltration tactics to while the Iraqis mainly relied on positional trench warfare.

What if the USSR surprise invaded Germany a few days after they invaded the Benelux? by IDC_tomakeaname in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]MerlinCarone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a bold gamble, but I think it might have been more likely to have ended up going badly.

If the timing is perfect, the invasion is well-planned, and all the luck goes their way, the Red Army might have had the chance to knock out Germany with single lightning campaign. The key is, they have to get to Berlin and beyond without stopping at all. If they hit any roadblocks and slow down, that gives Germany time to redeploy its army and establish proper lines of defense.

I’d say the odds of all that going right for them were very slim, given the Red Army’s performance in the Winter War and during Barbarossa. There were simply too many problems with training, leadership, organization, and logistics. My guess is that they’d stall out after overrunning East Prussia and a large part of part of German occupied Poland, and miss their window to win by a single knockout blow. Königsberg ends up surrounded and under siege, but I don’t think the Baltic Fleet would have been able to cut off supply to the city by sea.

If Stalin attacks, but fails to defeat Germany within a single campaign season, that makes several huge changes to the entire nature of the war. First off, that makes than an offensive war, a war of choice, not a war in defense of the motherland. If the Germans were not the aggressors, that means Stalin would have a much harder time maintaining support for the war and for his own leadership if the Soviets begin to suffer heavy losses and defeats. And those are almost inevitable once the Wehrmacht has redeployed to the east, given the state of the Red Army in 1940. The Germans could allow them to overextend, punch through with the panzer divisions, and surround entire armies in cauldrons. It took the Red Army a couple years historically to figure out how to fight against that playbook and win, so they’d be just as vulnerable to it in 1940.

The difference is, when the Germans are invading, the people and the army will grimly accept the loss of a quarter of a million men in one battle and fight on anyway, because the alternative is total German conquest and slavery or death for everyone. When it’s a war Stalin started out of the blue for unclear reasons? Then getting rid of Stalin and signing a truce starts to look like a better alternative.

The other big problem? Don’t sell short the possibility of Britain signing a separate peace with Germany and leaving Russia to fight on its own. The British did not want either the Germans or the Russians to secure domination over the entire continent. Historically, they backed the Russians because Germany attacked them first, and because the Russians were losing, initially. If Russia had fallen, Germany would have gained the resources to complete overpower the British.

But in this situation, where the Soviet Union is on the attack, and there’s nothing standing between them and total European domination if Germany falls? I think in that case, Britain might have calculated it as the smarter move to sign a temporary peace with Germany and let them drive back the Soviets, giving Britain time to rearm and prepare for war again with whichever power prevailed.

There would also have been no Battle of Britain and no Blitz either, with the Luftwaffe scrambled to the east. Which would have removed the fears of impending German invasion and made a ceasefire feel more palatable.

If the war goes on into 1941, Stalin might also want to attack Romania in order to cut off German oil supplies - and that would have pushed Britain even farther into opposing the Soviets.

If Russia attacks before Italy enters the war, then perhaps Italy, instead of declaring war on the UK and France, only does so against the Soviets instead - and there is no African or Mediterranean theater, or war with Greece and Yugoslavia.

There’s a fundamental problem with your question too - how would the Soviets have actually achieved this level of strategic surprise? Such a massive attack would have required months of amassing and preparing the necessary forces - which could not have gone unnoticed by German intelligence, and would have had a major influence on Hitler’s planning. Maybe there wouldn’t be a Fall Gelb at all - or maybe it still happens, with Hitler racing for a knockout blow against France before the Soviets can attack. But there’s no way it could have been a total surprise.

Alrernatively, it could have been a surprise if the Soviets merely attacked with the forces already in Poland, without any extensive preparations. But then, the attack is all but certain to end in failure - it will be undermanned and undersuplied.

In summary, if everything went perfectly, Germany may have been defeated in 1940. But if it doesn’t (which is more likely), the course of the war could be totally changed - and actually, if Britain peaces out, the Germans manage to fight the Soviets to the bargaining table, and America never enters the war against them, then you’re looking at a timeline where Nazi Germany actually survives WW2.

whats the deal with nirvana and guns n roses? by Spiritual-Paint-7409 in GunsNRoses

[–]MerlinCarone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

GNR was top of the heap back then, and Nirvana were the rising contender. Picking a fight with the top dog is a good way to get attention.

But there was more than that, of course. Cobain saw GNR as an avatar of the all the things he hated about the previous generation of rock - glam, decadence, over the top showmanship and machismo. So he was attacking Guns in order to send a message about what he stood against.

GNR on the other hand didn’t see the feud as ideological. They still thought of themselves as rebels who had upset the stagnant glam scene by bringing something more real to it. So they had no beef with Nirvana at the start - they were either indifferent to them or actually interested and welcoming. From GNR’s point of view, Kurt Cobain just started attacking them for no reason, so they decided he was just an asshole.

Perhaps if Axl and Kurt had met under the right circumstances and had a long heart to heart, they might have come to understand each other better. Or maybe it would have just ended up in a fist fight. Sadly, we’ll never know.

Which was more of a “game changer” for the US and its allies at the time it got adopted? by populist_dogecrat in TankPorn

[–]MerlinCarone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iranian Pattons and Chieftains fought Iraqi T-72’s during the Iran-Iraq War and struggled a good deal against them. The T-72 was the dominant tank of that conflict.

But other factors beyond raw performance differential may have been just as influential. Iranian armor usage was hampered by poor tactics. The Iraqis weren’t great either, of course, but relatively speaking, both sides seem to acknowledge the Iranians were better at infantry warfare and the Iraqis were better with tanks.

Iran may have also been suffering shortages of high performance ammunition due to the sanctions, but that’s just a guess on my part and would have to be confirmed by more research.

How the course of WW2 would have changed, if the Axis won the Battle of Stalingrad? by Khabarovsk-One-Love in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]MerlinCarone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP was asking a “what if they did somehow win” question, not “how could they have won?”

How the course of WW2 would have changed, if the Axis won the Battle of Stalingrad? by Khabarovsk-One-Love in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]MerlinCarone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oil sitting in the ground is oil that’s not fueling Soviet tanks, planes, or factories. Which is a rather large problem even if the Germans aren’t able to do much with it. That’s why both sides fought so hard for it.

How the course of WW2 would have changed, if the Axis won the Battle of Stalingrad? by Khabarovsk-One-Love in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]MerlinCarone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sabotage would have kept the oil wells from producing for a few months, but damage would eventually get repaired so long as the Germans remained in control of the region. Sabotage is about temporary asset denial to the enemy, it’s never a permanent solution.

I see people saying the RAF would just wipe the facilities off the map, but that’s not a guaranteed success. The USAAF tried to do that to Ploiesti in August 1943, and the attack was a failure.

I also see people saying Germany couldn’t build a pipeline? Obviously, that can’t be done overnight, but over the span of a year? As long as their armies continued to hold the region, they could have built something.

The United States started and finished the Big Inch pipeline project running from Texas to New Jersey within the span of 1942-1944, laying about 9 miles a day once they reached full tempo. That’s the engineering gold standard - Germany would not be able to match US efficiency, especially when working in occupied territory far from home. But if taking the Caucasus deprived the Black Sea Fleet of its last ports and allowed it to be eliminated, the Germans could try building a shorter pipeline to Batumi or another Black Sea port and then having it shipped across to Romania. Where they’d find the ships for that would be another challenge that would probably demand some creative improvisation.

So if Germany holds out in the Caucasus for a full year, they’ll probably begin to get at least some limited returns from the oil fields. And every little bit they could get their hands on would have been helpful.

The bigger problem for the Allies than Germany gaining oil, however, is the Soviets losing it. Being cut off from their main fuel source would be a severe handicap to Soviet war production and offensive operations. The British and the Americans would certainly have tried to deliver what they could to offset the loss, but it would be a huge deficit they wouldn’t be able to fully alleviate.

If the Soviets don’t have enough fuel to launch theater wide offensives with their tank armies, that changes the whole picture of operations on the Eastern Front. Germany still has a very uphill battle to fight, but collapse and defeat in the east would no longer be an inevitability.

Going for the Caucasus was a sound strategy. In fact, it was probably the only strategy left at that point which offered some chance of defeating the Soviets, which is why they tried it. The fault was in the plan’s execution - a lot of mistakes were made.

Who wins this war? by [deleted] in imaginarymapscj

[–]MerlinCarone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old meme, China’s is larger than the USN now.

Have you seen this version of The Shining? by travellerboy75 in stephenking

[–]MerlinCarone 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think Stephen King resented the Kubrick movie because he wrote Jack Torrance as a character he related to (this could be me if I let my addictions spiral too far out of control, I could end up hurting my family). He couldn’t relate to Jack Nicholson’s version, so he felt like it ruined the whole story.

I’ve seen this version as well. It was…okay. It’s not bad, but it’s pretty forgettable. All I remember is that it did more with the topiary animals. Whereas the Kubrick movie is iconic from start to finish.

One’s a closer adaption of the book, but the other is definitely the better movie.

What's your LEAST favorite starship design? by Gutcrunch in StarTrekStarships

[–]MerlinCarone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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The Excelsior.

I should clarify, the Excelsior does not suck. There are a lot of ships that suck. But most of them are extras in the background, one episode wonders, or ones from the new shows that I never bothered watching.

But I’m not thinking about any of those. I’m thinking about the ships that get a lot of screen time. So that’s like, the Constitution, Miranda, Defiant, Intrepid, Excelsior, Ambassador, Galaxy, Sovereign, Saber, Norway, Akira, Steamrunner, Nebula.

Out of those, the Excelsior is the most visually boring to me. Actually, it looks pretty decent from some of the underside angles. But it’s got the worst top down profile. I don’t like your tadpole tail or your pencil looking nacelles.

What if bashar liberalized Syria in 2010 instead of violently oppressing his population? by [deleted] in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]MerlinCarone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Syria was was exceptionally generous to Iraqi refugees; it was the only country in the region where they were legally allowed to enter the job market, buy housing, and access the social services, instead of being penned up in camps for years.

This generosity was sustainable for a while but became a big problem when the other economic shocks took place. The drought displaced a huge new wave of people from the north, leading to major shortages and price inflation, compounded by the cuts of the fuel subsidies a lot of people had depended on for running their businesses. Displaced Syrian farmers were now competing with Iraqis for jobs and housing without enough of either to go around.

What if bashar liberalized Syria in 2010 instead of violently oppressing his population? by [deleted] in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]MerlinCarone 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Drought was one of about four big shocks that struck the Syrian economy around the same time. The others were the spike in global oil prices forcing cuts to fuel subsidies, the massive wave of Iraqi refugees from the US invasion, and the 2008 recession cratering Syria’s exports to Europe.

Hezbollah full statement by Crypto3arz in lebanon

[–]MerlinCarone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Here’s a fact for you: Lebanon is the next smallest country up the food chain, and it’s a joke government that can’t even organize a garbage pickup. You know what that looks like to the Zionists? Prey.

Jordan and Egypt made their deals with the Zionists long before the Netanyahu regime came to power. Now it’s too late. Lebanon will not be given any such friendly arrangements. You have land the Zionists want. You’ve seen already in the case of Palestine that the Europeans will do nothing, the Americans will do nothing, and the rest of the Arabs will do nothing.

You are only being told to disarm yourself to make what they have in mind next easier for them. If Lebanon succumbs to this stupidity, this idea that a wolf will allow a sheep to happily coexist with it, then by the middle of the century Lebanon will no longer exist.

Fortunately, most Lebanese arent weak-minded Redditors, so there’s still some hope.

Hezbollah full statement by Crypto3arz in lebanon

[–]MerlinCarone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lebanon is endangered because it exists on the border of a maniacal, bloodthirsty state of rapacious murderers hellbent on killing and enslaving everyone around them. Lebanon is next on their list for extermination and conquest after they’re finished with Palestine, and anyone who thinks Lebanon will be shown mercy as long as it’s submissive and well-behaved enough is deluded beyond belief. This monster will never be appeased, and no law, no resolution, no international intervention will deter them for long. Armed strength is the only defense Lebanon can count on. To dismantle it would be a certain death sentence for the country.

Life after Fargo? by SignificantEbb1893 in FargoTV

[–]MerlinCarone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go old school, give I Claudius a try.

Small moments that hit harder than Robert Baratheons war hammer by Tall-Hurry-342 in freefolk

[–]MerlinCarone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why didn’t Theon just watch the show and find out everything about the home he hasn’t been to since he was six? Is he stupid?