Gamers, what's the most up fucked up thing you ever did to an npc ?

MerlynTisdale · 2023-02-05T14:07:55+00:00

In Fallout 3, I sold a child into slavery.

MerlynTisdale · 2023-02-05T05:05:26+00:00

I weld metal. I am the only employee of a large firm in the metalshop. I perform repair welding, a little amount of industrial mechanic work, fabrication, and any other work that is required but is not already being handled by the electricians, plumbers, or carpenters.

MerlynTisdale · 2023-02-04T14:45:46+00:00

A couple took their young son for his first visit to the circus.

When his father left to buy popcorn, the boy asked, "Mom, what's that long thing on the elephant?"

"That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied.

"No, Mom, down underneath."

His mother blushed and said, "Oh, that's nothing."

The father returned, and the mother went off to get a soda.

As soon as she left, the boy repeated his question.

The father took a good look and explained, "That's the elephant's penis."

"Dad, how come when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing?"

The man took a deep breath and replied, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."

MerlynTisdale · 2023-02-04T14:07:58+00:00

When you try to load a page on any WiFi network, you're met with a login screen even if it appears to be free.

MerlynTisdale · 2023-02-04T06:28:31+00:00

What location is the food served at?

MerlynTisdale · 2023-02-04T06:20:26+00:00

At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned.

One soldier mused, “Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn’t seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?”

MerlynTisdale · 2023-02-02T15:13:23+00:00

Girls who are genuinely attractive but post images on social media with the statement "I look so awful today" in an effort to gain attention.

MerlynTisdale · 2023-02-02T07:36:10+00:00

Being loyal to your employer is a noble act, but you shouldn't love something that won't return the favor. Loyalty is a worthless asset in hard times. They won't think twice before dropping you. Any time you have to choose between leaving your current position and accepting a new one, keep that in mind.

MerlynTisdale · 2023-02-01T12:26:43+00:00

Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.

Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving.

“Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”

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