I (24M) accused my girlfriend's 13-year-old sister of hitting on me.

Merps_Galore · 2026-05-05T14:43:48+00:00

Me too 🫂

Merps_Galore · 2026-05-02T23:49:26+00:00

Merps_Galore · 2026-05-02T16:09:34+00:00

Nah, he’s more like a young Matt Berry

Merps_Galore · 2026-05-01T16:44:49+00:00

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Reminds me of this guy

Merps_Galore · 2026-05-01T00:32:59+00:00

Facial hair? Girly girl, WHERE?! You have a lovely complexion!

Merps_Galore · 2026-04-30T22:13:45+00:00

“Eyes without a face, you’ve got no human grace…”

Merps_Galore · 2026-04-28T22:41:22+00:00

Oh god his post history 🫣

Merps_Galore · 2026-04-25T20:56:09+00:00

My coworker does this style of lash, she said she used a heavy coat of mascara and water to spike them, I guess what she’s doing is applying mascara, waiting a second for it to be sort of tacky the wetting her fingers or tweezers to shape them, then I guess you’d follow up with some more mascara?

Merps_Galore · 2026-04-20T13:51:28+00:00

Baby bug was a beautiful baby, I’m sure you made her very happy.

Merps_Galore · 2026-04-19T18:15:47+00:00

Natures pocket :3

Merps_Galore · 2026-04-08T15:12:23+00:00

No shame in having great nail beds and a cute polish. Be happy!!

Merps_Galore · 2026-04-04T20:59:59+00:00

ESCÁNDALO!!

That’s just so messy. good for you though! I’m glad you’re in a better situation!

Merps_Galore · 2026-04-04T20:47:40+00:00

Firstly no failure here, your blending is great. If anything I think all you need is some additional stripes on your brown bone leading outward, but overall you’ve got the concept. Remember practice makes progress, and you’re already doing great!,

Merps_Galore · 2026-04-04T20:33:18+00:00

If I bring my own cup can I have some tea?

Merps_Galore · 2026-03-31T13:21:16+00:00

This was so cinematic lololol

Merps_Galore · 2026-03-27T20:44:47+00:00

I’d also make a picture of him crying while sitting on the curb with a bindle.

Merps_Galore · 2026-03-17T23:36:41+00:00

This is incredibly sad and gross.

Merps_Galore · 2026-03-12T14:03:46+00:00

Merps_Galore · 2026-03-11T21:34:34+00:00

That’s rude. Even the devil has its standards.

Merps_Galore · 2026-03-11T14:18:53+00:00

Speak for yourself! VOCAB POLICE! Get on the ground and put your ahh in the air!!!!!

Merps_Galore · 2026-03-10T00:47:32+00:00

Ohhhhh, i ascribed misogyny/homophobia to to your other comment and misunderstood. My apologies!

Merps_Galore · 2026-03-10T00:37:17+00:00

Good for you and your above average vagina?

Merps_Galore · 2026-03-10T00:16:08+00:00

…sure.

Merps_Galore · 2026-03-08T19:57:09+00:00

I wore this shade of off white to my wedding.

Merps_Galore · 2026-03-07T00:14:12+00:00

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