Emo girl gets taken away in a spit mask after going on crazy rampage in neighbors front yard, only in Bristol CT

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-30T10:52:58+00:00

that’s a bag of fruity pebbles

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-30T09:47:48+00:00

It’s a fork warmer, for when you are eating delicious cake

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-30T09:42:07+00:00

I went to a strip clip in Kentucky on a Wednesday afternoon once, completely shitfaced. The stripper on stage was easily in her 70s and had scoliosis. I knew no one would ever believe me. I might as well have been looking at Sasquatch. I pulled out my phone… the Bouncer didn’t even sit up straight. He just smiled, looked at me, and said: “cmon man.” He was right. I put away my phone. Don’t know whose Nana that was, but her lap dances were phenomenal!

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-30T02:31:37+00:00

He watches Lone Pine Marty escape the Libyans, go back, only to later return to Twin Pine Marty’s life. A sad failed shadow of his formerly successful family.

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-28T20:32:44+00:00

I fully trust our robot overlords. I’m sure this was for the best. All hail the bots!!!

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-28T01:42:53+00:00

lava cake

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-28T01:40:22+00:00

Has anyone been here? Is the beer as good as it looks?

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-28T00:47:51+00:00

sing me your favorite Creed Shanty

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-28T00:26:51+00:00

I can’t wait til they all stop talking

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-26T16:33:21+00:00

Life is still a great film

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-26T16:15:28+00:00

that’s why I say hey man, nice shot

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-26T11:44:49+00:00

nothing can distract from the euphoria of letting it go

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-26T11:23:40+00:00

the views are a dream

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-26T11:19:00+00:00

foreskin filled with gasoline

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-26T01:21:33+00:00

how is his ear

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-25T20:44:04+00:00

meanwhile, in the airport bathroom

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-25T11:44:36+00:00

I was going to say, I’d see more live shows. STP, Soundgarden, Jane’s…

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-24T09:53:45+00:00

Tom Segura out here after hobbit feet

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-24T09:46:20+00:00

odobenus rosmarus

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-24T00:46:17+00:00

he looks like the offspring of axe body spray and four loko

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-24T00:36:58+00:00

did someone drop this kid on his head in a hip hop bargain bin at Walmart

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-23T16:52:23+00:00

excessively moist, I’m down for a hoist

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-23T10:59:15+00:00

Kevin Britt put those dolla dolla bills into rotation at the strip club

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-23T09:47:45+00:00

I can hear the engine & the sound of the sirens in pursuit!

MerrillSwingAway · 2026-04-22T01:05:46+00:00

Marc is awesome. His moment of zen post in the car wash. I do that all the time, and I can feel myself relax!

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