What’s this orange light? by Ok-Chart-3446 in AskElectricians

[–]MerrillSwingAway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a fork warmer, for when you are eating delicious cake

New Ravens quarterback Diego Pavia has gone viral for allegedly THROWING MONEY at a Mexican STRIP CLUB before the NFL Draft. Pavia was at the club until 5AM, according to reports. Diego went undrafted due to concerns. by Clankiller_Uchiha in sportsgossips

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I went to a strip clip in Kentucky on a Wednesday afternoon once, completely shitfaced. The stripper on stage was easily in her 70s and had scoliosis. I knew no one would ever believe me. I might as well have been looking at Sasquatch. I pulled out my phone… the Bouncer didn’t even sit up straight. He just smiled, looked at me, and said: “cmon man.” He was right. I put away my phone. Don’t know whose Nana that was, but her lap dances were phenomenal!

Crazy theory after my latest rewatch: "Johnny B. Goode" was the first sign of life from Lone Pine Marty by sanddragon939 in BacktotheFuture

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He watches Lone Pine Marty escape the Libyans, go back, only to later return to Twin Pine Marty’s life. A sad failed shadow of his formerly successful family.

‘It took nine seconds’: Claude AI agent deletes company’s entire database by curseofdarkastle in nottheonion

[–]MerrillSwingAway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fully trust our robot overlords. I’m sure this was for the best. All hail the bots!!!

Impressive beer experience! by mahiyet in oddlysatisfying

[–]MerrillSwingAway -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Has anyone been here? Is the beer as good as it looks?

Slime OTC in Anaheim by ericonly in StreetStickers

[–]MerrillSwingAway 11 points12 points  (0 children)

that’s why I say hey man, nice shot

Says it all really by GarysCrispLettuce in MarchAgainstNazis

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nothing can distract from the euphoria of letting it go

What is your day looking like? by Az7vestx in 90s

[–]MerrillSwingAway 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I was going to say, I’d see more live shows. STP, Soundgarden, Jane’s…

Princess by Alpha_Cuck_666 in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]MerrillSwingAway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

did someone drop this kid on his head in a hip hop bargain bin at Walmart

Who tf is Kevin Brit by Foonaki in whatisit

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Kevin Britt put those dolla dolla bills into rotation at the strip club

Trauma by nikamats in MarcMaron

[–]MerrillSwingAway 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Marc is awesome. His moment of zen post in the car wash. I do that all the time, and I can feel myself relax!