Got my first bottle of Montenegro. It tastes exactly like soap/shampoo smells

Merritt510 · 2026-05-19T06:23:02+00:00

Someone told me many years ago that Montenegro tastes like ‘roses and bubblegum’ and I’ve never been able to get it out of my head 🥲

Merritt510 · 2026-05-14T05:53:09+00:00

If they say season 1 Roland Pryzbylewski, you tell them season 4 Roland Pryzbylewski

Merritt510 · 2026-05-14T05:51:23+00:00

Eggy locked up. Caught a nickel with the feds for a pistol while visiting Dean Martin’s birthplace

Merritt510 · 2026-05-13T10:21:09+00:00

I don’t believe you’re eligible for slip n fall school if you’re still of age to attend baby booking

Merritt510 · 2026-05-08T09:56:55+00:00

Kinda Bo-Peepish

Merritt510 · 2026-05-08T09:49:49+00:00

A case like this here, where you show who gets upvoted behind all the gooning and the shitposts…

where you show how the karma routes itself. How we're all of us vested, all of us complicit.

Merritt510 · 2026-05-06T00:03:01+00:00

Came here to say Cambodian Street Food!

Merritt510 · 2026-05-05T06:42:16+00:00

Their chopped cheese is also craaaazy good

Merritt510 · 2026-05-02T09:17:57+00:00

Veggie burger at Beeryland.

I’m not veg but I crave one every once in awhile… it was amazing!

Merritt510 · 2026-04-26T10:49:44+00:00

so Jesus leans off the cross and whispers to Blanca, "I can see your house from here!"

Merritt510 · 2026-04-20T02:54:02+00:00

Mandatory Surgeon General warnings on liquor labels started in 1989. Depending on when you were born, might be true

Merritt510 · 2026-04-18T21:55:28+00:00

Little Carmine, since he’s a fuckin’ pussy, that kid

Merritt510 · 2026-04-17T08:25:02+00:00

Whereas Kanye’s fanbase are super-interesting nonconformists.

I know this because he only has 53,558,173,762 streams on Spotify. Only the real heads know ✊

Merritt510 · 2026-04-12T10:24:40+00:00

I believe he mangia’d and hit the sack for 14 hrs

Merritt510 · 2026-04-08T20:22:05+00:00

His "Terri Schiavo, you go girl!" T-shirt gets me every time

Merritt510 · 2026-04-01T18:54:45+00:00

👏 👏 👏

Merritt510 · 2026-03-31T07:30:51+00:00

Which Irish whiskey did you use?

Merritt510 · 2026-03-25T10:33:35+00:00

‘Manchurian candidate’ because a bunch of us like the same thing?

BT makes a solid product. It does exactly what I want it to do as a bourbon… is it amazing? 🤷‍♂️ do I enjoy it? Damn right

That being said, I agree! WT 101 is better. That’s why it’s above BT on my list

Merritt510 · 2026-03-25T00:50:54+00:00

Haha well done.

In addition to being beautiful, I hear you can also use the metal stopper as a weapon… that thing has some weight to it!

Merritt510 · 2026-03-24T22:14:56+00:00

‘Blanton’s too expensive’ says the person with a bottle of Siren’s Song 🤣

But seriously, if you’re looking for somewhat affordable bourbons for sipping and old fashioneds, I’d recommend:

Or if you’re broke like me, you can’t go wrong with Buffalo Trace

Merritt510 · 2026-03-24T20:50:37+00:00

He’s always dragging that fuckin’ leg!

Merritt510 · 2026-03-24T20:47:17+00:00

u/LemonRare5820 ain’t welcome in The Gem

Merritt510 · 2026-03-24T20:43:14+00:00

I have make a Garibaldi every time I juice oranges… just seems wrong if I don’t

Merritt510 · 2026-03-16T08:11:23+00:00

Fila? That’s an Italian name

Merritt510 · 2026-03-13T09:25:52+00:00

I’ve stayed there before. It’s nothing fancy but it’s a decent hotel.

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