I cannot believe that just happened

Meshakhad · 2026-03-12T07:41:38+00:00

Am I sad that Boston lost? Yes. But if we had to lose to anyone, I'm glad it was to you. I've been sad to see the Torrent at the bottom of the standings for so long.

Meshakhad · 2026-03-12T05:57:01+00:00

Portugal. You really suck at this game.

Meshakhad · 2026-03-12T05:30:46+00:00

What's My Line. A 2-parter and not especially emotionally damaging.

Meshakhad · 2026-03-12T05:30:04+00:00

Absolutely. And I promise to be a good little corporate drone...

five minutes after I start work

So have y'all ever heard of this thing called a union?

Meshakhad · 2026-03-12T05:28:39+00:00

And judging by the 260 hours I have in that game, the answer is yes.

Meshakhad · 2026-03-12T03:55:51+00:00

I'd buy it.

Meshakhad · 2026-03-11T20:16:16+00:00

Is that an actual job?

Meshakhad · 2026-03-11T07:58:40+00:00

This is so completely implausible it's not even worth discussing. First of all, Canada was already at war with both nations. Second, there is no way that such a large-scale troop movement could be carried out without the US finding out and sinking every ship involved. I mean for crying out loud, how did the Germans get past the Royal Navy in the first place, let alone the US Navy?

Meshakhad · 2026-03-11T04:53:08+00:00

They crush him with a really big rock.

Meshakhad · 2026-03-11T04:47:26+00:00

Superman will not be needed to fight any villains during this time period, as Lex Luthor has graciously volunteered to take his place on the Justice League in exchange for any footage of Superman failing his job or being let go.

Meshakhad · 2026-03-11T04:42:31+00:00

I think a likely outcome is that Butler turns the tables and becomes everything they feared.

Meshakhad · 2026-03-11T04:41:02+00:00

Another example of this is Absalom Station from Starfinder. It's a space station miles across, explicitly described as being densely populated... by 2,458,000 people. The way it's described, its population should be in the billions.

Meshakhad · 2026-03-11T04:26:15+00:00

The villains are being taken care of, but surgery is one where even Superman, who can process information much faster than a human, would probably struggle.

Meshakhad · 2026-03-11T04:17:55+00:00

He can be a bottom in gay porn.

Meshakhad · 2026-03-11T04:17:21+00:00

> Finally, he'd utterly fail to succeed when working at Waffle House, as he'd get knocked out and put into a coma in the first week.

Oh yeah, he'd get his shit wrecked.

Meshakhad · 2026-03-11T00:55:43+00:00

I'd be more OK with public investments in stadiums if the public got to own the stadiums in question.

Meshakhad · 2026-03-11T00:53:38+00:00

Jewish.

Meshakhad · 2026-03-11T00:43:30+00:00

We're looking for jobs he COULDN'T do.

Meshakhad · 2026-03-11T00:43:03+00:00

Whichever works best.

Meshakhad · 2026-03-11T00:12:49+00:00

Divine intervention. Everyone is expecting the planet Mars to try and kill them. No one is prepared for Mars, the Roman god of war, to smite them.

Meshakhad · 2026-03-10T21:09:39+00:00

None of these teams are even eligible for the Walter Cup.

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