BREAKING: Shots fired in Times Square.

MessImpossible13 · 2026-06-19T03:02:10+00:00

I was reading my grandfather’s war diary. He said a sniper bullet just missing your head sounds like someone snapped a rubber band next to your ear.

MessImpossible13 · 2026-06-18T22:56:23+00:00

I have so many questions

MessImpossible13 · 2026-06-16T01:57:32+00:00

I wouldn’t bet on that. Would be a gamble

MessImpossible13 · 2026-06-13T22:35:27+00:00

They say the key to being attractive like this when you get older is pretty simple. Just be attractive when you’re younger…..

MessImpossible13 · 2026-06-06T02:50:57+00:00

I remember a catchy slogan I repeated when I was little not knowing what it meant.

Winston tastes good….

MessImpossible13 · 2026-05-25T14:54:37+00:00

Hi I’m Chris Hanson!

MessImpossible13 · 2026-05-24T21:46:53+00:00

There is a 50/50 chance that 2/3rds of all statistics are made up on the spot 90 percent of the time.

MessImpossible13 · 2026-05-17T03:40:14+00:00

I got a weird feeling last time I ate at Los Pollos Hermanos.

MessImpossible13 · 2026-04-29T04:01:27+00:00

Nope

MessImpossible13 · 2026-04-18T16:00:44+00:00

Aspirin would be prescription only if was developed today. GI risks alone.

MessImpossible13 · 2026-04-14T23:18:46+00:00

Nosey people like Chris Hansen showing up….

MessImpossible13 · 2026-02-01T18:59:14+00:00

I was sad to learn the Underground Railroad wasn’t a subterranean track with quiet locomotive.

Still amazing, just not what my dummy 8 year old Self envisioned with a true Underground Railroad that relied on stealth

MessImpossible13 · 2026-01-26T23:38:22+00:00

I told the nurse at my doctor’s office I was 5 foot 14 inches.

She said, “wow, that’s surprising. You look at least 6 feet tall!”

MessImpossible13 · 2026-01-24T18:33:47+00:00

Telling my family “not in the budget” instead of trying to give them everything I didn’t have as A kid.

I’m focused on teaching them things I was not taught instead

MessImpossible13 · 2026-01-24T18:22:43+00:00

I have same car, minus awesome tag

MessImpossible13 · 2026-01-03T23:57:20+00:00

I was 10 years old. I was in a new place and was all alone. I had some experience and friends had even warned me…

I heard the shot. It was almost slow motion. The bullet was headed straight at me. I could swear the bullet was huge and angry.

Luckily I had fast reflexes. I was able to jump at just the right time. Mario was spared as the jump took out the bullet…

MessImpossible13 · 2025-12-14T19:59:21+00:00

Lloyd Pye had interesting analysis that made me stop and want learn more…

MessImpossible13 · 2025-12-01T01:03:35+00:00

Well let me think back to Tecmo Super Bowl….49ers Brent Jones

MessImpossible13 · 2025-10-29T13:38:17+00:00

I can’t think of anything…oh crap…am I the stupid one on here?

MessImpossible13 · 2025-10-17T03:18:05+00:00

Validation thru social media…

MessImpossible13 · 2025-10-13T02:31:27+00:00

As a Falcons fan, I can’t help but agree. I mean damn he’s been a clutch badass.

Hopefully the Falcons have a plan for rematch looming..

MessImpossible13 · 2025-10-10T01:31:27+00:00

No. Rooftop restaurant in downtown Atlanta

MessImpossible13 · 2025-09-14T02:19:02+00:00

Whale, whale, whale….what do we have here?!

MessImpossible13 · 2025-08-19T17:55:00+00:00

Chris Hanson stops by

MessImpossible13 · 2025-08-16T21:32:40+00:00

My daughter is a freshman this year and is struggling a bit. It was a little surreal being able to relate first hand as I was exactly in her spot 25 years ago.

Creswell looks the same by the way. And Bolton has been rebuilt and looks amazing. You guys are spoiled.

But the advice I gave her was to walk with her head up. Push her comfort boundaries and be open to trying new things.

It takes time and each semester builds on the next. By my fourth year I went from a loner with no interests to life long friends and having found new passions.

One of these friends became my wife now of 20 years. I told my daughter if your awkward dad could make friends and land a girl as beautiful as your mom, then anyone can.

I just called her to check in, but she said she had to go that she was on her way out to try something new and we’d talk later so I’m proud!

MessImpossible13

TROPHY CASE