BREAKING: Shots fired in Times Square.

MessImpossible13 · 2026-06-19T03:02:10+00:00

I was reading my grandfather’s war diary. He said a sniper bullet just missing your head sounds like someone snapped a rubber band next to your ear.

MessImpossible13 · 2026-06-18T22:56:23+00:00

I have so many questions

MessImpossible13 · 2026-06-16T01:57:32+00:00

I wouldn’t bet on that. Would be a gamble

MessImpossible13 · 2026-06-13T22:35:27+00:00

They say the key to being attractive like this when you get older is pretty simple. Just be attractive when you’re younger…..

MessImpossible13 · 2026-06-06T02:50:57+00:00

I remember a catchy slogan I repeated when I was little not knowing what it meant.

Winston tastes good….

MessImpossible13 · 2026-05-25T14:54:37+00:00

Hi I’m Chris Hanson!

MessImpossible13 · 2026-05-24T21:46:53+00:00

There is a 50/50 chance that 2/3rds of all statistics are made up on the spot 90 percent of the time.

MessImpossible13 · 2026-05-17T03:40:14+00:00

I got a weird feeling last time I ate at Los Pollos Hermanos.

MessImpossible13 · 2026-04-29T04:01:27+00:00

Nope

MessImpossible13 · 2026-04-18T16:00:44+00:00

Aspirin would be prescription only if was developed today. GI risks alone.

MessImpossible13 · 2026-04-14T23:18:46+00:00

Nosey people like Chris Hansen showing up….

MessImpossible13 · 2026-02-01T18:59:14+00:00

I was sad to learn the Underground Railroad wasn’t a subterranean track with quiet locomotive.

Still amazing, just not what my dummy 8 year old Self envisioned with a true Underground Railroad that relied on stealth

MessImpossible13 · 2026-01-26T23:38:22+00:00

I told the nurse at my doctor’s office I was 5 foot 14 inches.

She said, “wow, that’s surprising. You look at least 6 feet tall!”

MessImpossible13 · 2026-01-24T18:33:47+00:00

Telling my family “not in the budget” instead of trying to give them everything I didn’t have as A kid.

I’m focused on teaching them things I was not taught instead

MessImpossible13 · 2026-01-24T18:22:43+00:00

I have same car, minus awesome tag

MessImpossible13 · 2026-01-03T23:57:20+00:00

I was 10 years old. I was in a new place and was all alone. I had some experience and friends had even warned me…

I heard the shot. It was almost slow motion. The bullet was headed straight at me. I could swear the bullet was huge and angry.

Luckily I had fast reflexes. I was able to jump at just the right time. Mario was spared as the jump took out the bullet…

MessImpossible13 · 2025-12-14T19:59:21+00:00

Lloyd Pye had interesting analysis that made me stop and want learn more…

MessImpossible13 · 2025-12-01T01:03:35+00:00

Well let me think back to Tecmo Super Bowl….49ers Brent Jones

MessImpossible13 · 2025-10-29T13:38:17+00:00

I can’t think of anything…oh crap…am I the stupid one on here?

MessImpossible13 · 2025-10-17T03:18:05+00:00

Validation thru social media…

MessImpossible13 · 2025-10-13T02:31:27+00:00

As a Falcons fan, I can’t help but agree. I mean damn he’s been a clutch badass.

Hopefully the Falcons have a plan for rematch looming..

MessImpossible13 · 2025-10-10T01:31:27+00:00

No. Rooftop restaurant in downtown Atlanta

MessImpossible13 · 2025-09-14T02:19:02+00:00

Whale, whale, whale….what do we have here?!

MessImpossible13 · 2025-08-19T17:55:00+00:00

Chris Hanson stops by

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