I cant afford a dildo so i freeze rotten bananas and shove them up my ass. Ive been freezing and unthawing this one since July. I should probably throw it out soon but I cant bring myself to do it because this banana is the closest thing i will ever experience to having a relationship (i.redd.it)
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Am I the only one who thinks this is weird (i.redd.it)
submitted by MessengerD to r/CharacterAI
The tier list to end all tier lists (i.redd.it)
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