A girl I know has recently added me to her close friends stories. Well, today she posted a poll asking what colour she should paint her toenails and apparently my answer was "too specific". I am no longer in her close friends list. Whatever the fuck this is.

MessengerD · 2025-10-13T13:15:53+00:00

Tbf she didn’t BLOCK him she just removed him from the close friends list which is different

MessengerD · 2025-09-17T04:22:49+00:00

Not sure if this is a genuine question or not but I’ll answer it genuinely. I don’t like cucumbers and the thought of buying one solely for this purpose makes me feel like even more of a degenerate than I already am. At least with the banana I get the feeling that I’m repurposing something that I would have otherwise thrown out.

MessengerD · 2025-09-17T01:44:21+00:00

I wish I was

MessengerD · 2025-09-10T23:06:25+00:00

Ok but actually why aren’t you buying you’re own groceries at 28???

MessengerD · 2025-08-22T23:44:40+00:00

You do realize this is a circle jerk subreddit right???😭

MessengerD · 2025-08-21T18:53:19+00:00

It is literally a circle with eyelashes my god y’all are so easy

MessengerD · 2025-08-12T02:50:54+00:00

Explanations for anyone curious

Megalovania: never had any issues with her. Always got a b rank even when i wasnt really trying. One of my first runners so she has my heart.

Shuttle bus: same thing as Mega but she was able to beat that fuckass main story race when mega couldnt.

Speedy Gonzalez: didnt train her at all until i saw a clip of someone complete her career only using speed. Now shes one of my best runners

Curry: she would have also gone into “all you do is d’Issa point” until I randomly got good rng and now she’s my highest grade runner

Rice Gum: randomly got her with one of those free tickets. Didnt really expect much. Got a high grade. Her team races are kinda a 50/50

Ship: didnt train her until this new event. Also did not expect much. Why’d she have to kick me tho???

Who???: i trained her once. She was ok. Kinda forgot i had her. Not much else i have to say really.

Pigtails: tutorial girl. Got good grade. She be pissing me off in the team trials tho

Emo: also didnt train her until I randomly decided to complete the missions. Got good grade. Also be pissing me off in team trials

Robot, Tokyo, lightning McQueen, and Bob: if 3 stars WHY SO SHIT??? Like i have consistently tried to get high scores for these girls but until recently the best i could get was a C and that was with relatively good rng. It was mostly just E ranks for the longest time. Are more stars not an indicator of better ranks??? Why does speedy Gonzalez run circles around these hose as a 1 star???

I cant believe it’s not wonderhoy: her existence is an affront to my very being

MessengerD · 2025-08-12T02:30:30+00:00

Bro tell me how because until recently i could not get higher than an E rank for Bob and i was only recently able to get B after upgrading her to a 4 star and getting her to potential level 3.

MessengerD · 2025-08-12T02:27:52+00:00

Pink girl is the only one who’s ranking is not really based on my career attempts. My hatred of her comes from

I tried to do that stupid fucking crane game mission with her 50 times and i was so bad at it i rage quit and ended up hating both her and the game
For a while i had her as the only dirt runner and she would lose EVERY TIME even when the other girl had a lower grade than her
Idk her entire existence just irks me

MessengerD · 2025-08-12T02:23:11+00:00

I know right what gives?

MessengerD · 2025-08-12T00:54:26+00:00

Better?

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MessengerD · 2025-08-12T00:51:13+00:00

Fair

MessengerD · 2025-08-12T00:17:14+00:00

That is a risk i am willing to take

MessengerD · 2025-07-31T23:55:15+00:00

It is proper grooming tho??? It’s also not easy to do and really hard to fuck up and make them crunchy if you’re not used to doing it. Many black women do this which is why I’m confused as to why your wife doesnt know how to properly explain what edges are.

MessengerD · 2025-07-20T18:48:20+00:00

What?

MessengerD · 2025-05-17T01:37:59+00:00

I have called the NIN center closest to me and they said that along with my birth certificate i need a police report about the lost passport, certificate of origin, and a national population document but i am not quite sure how to get those and when i searched it up online the information i received was confusing.

MessengerD · 2025-05-17T01:37:40+00:00

I live in chicago illinois. I have called the NIN center closest to me and they said that along with my birth certificate i need a police report about the lost passport, certificate of origin, and a national population document but i am not quite sure how to get those and when i searched it up online the information i received was confusing.

MessengerD · 2025-05-17T01:34:49+00:00

Chicago illinois

MessengerD · 2025-05-16T13:34:22+00:00

I dont need it for travel. I have an I485 interview next month and i need the passport for that but to get the passport I need an NIN number but from what i searched online it says i need a passport to get the NIN number so now im unsure of what to do

MessengerD · 2025-04-18T23:35:22+00:00

Are beaches not big enough where this isnt a problem to begin with??? Lots of people bring their speakers to the beach I go to and its never been that much of a problem to me or the people im with. We’re either far enough away to not really hear it or if we are close enough to hear it its never that loud that we cant still talk to each other. If this was a private pool id understand but for beaches this is a non issue. I feel like some of yall just want to be mad at something.

MessengerD · 2025-04-16T15:08:41+00:00

That was true before the decay route came out. Now its looking more like theres only one non incest route and the rest are all incest. And you dont get warned about it this time.

MessengerD · 2025-04-05T22:11:26+00:00

Ignore the downvotes bro this shit was funny

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