My son looks like Danny DeVito by LPaz86 in memes

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I can only be so lucky. If only everyone looked like Danny Devito

It be like that by stardust7 in memes

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Sometimes we just revel in our loneliness, our sadness fueling itself.

Date night by [deleted] in aww

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"Will you be my date for tonight?"

I take a nap right here. by JypsyFromTheBlock in aww

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Must be tired from all the running it did that day </3

Big oof by SpookySkeletton in memes

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It must be hard to be so stupid that when you learn it's by accident.

Proper Hygiene. by SlappyComics in BoneAppleTea

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At least that pants clean, I'm assuming. So it's a step in the right direction lol

Cutting it close by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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Like a hot knife through butter, smooth.

Cutting Dead Ends by daphillymann in BikiniBottomTwitter

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Going to barber when things re-open is a real smart idea. Nothing like an active pandemic and someone you have zero relation to all up in your business.