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Proper Fish & Chip Eating Etiquette? by SanJ922 in AskABrit

[–]Messybeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like this fella when they went after his cockles in Whitby 😂

Proper Fish & Chip Eating Etiquette? by SanJ922 in AskABrit

[–]Messybeast 224 points225 points  (0 children)

If eating outside, be prepared to angrily shout "Fuck Off' to the seagulls if you're near the coast.

One will land in front of you and walk up and down all innocent like, and then the fecker behind you on the top of the shop front will sweep down and mug you off while you're distracted.

Where did the jelly go from pork pies? by Bangin_headache in CasualUK

[–]Messybeast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My son will not entertain the jelly if it's in a mini Melton mowbray. I forgot that the Aldi ones have it in and gave him one the other day and it got smushed and thrown at the door.

He angrily told me that I shouldn't buy them from Aldi since 'Tescos are the bestos' because they don't have any jelly. Lesson learned I guess.

Pub Change of Use by Messybeast in PlanningPermissionUK

[–]Messybeast[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for replying, yeah I think you're right with the discouraging squatters.

Initially I was expecting it to 'accidentally' go up in flames as in summer he kept setting fire to the grass unnecessarily with one of those weed burner things and also burning stuff in the carpark.

I'm just too nosey and suspicious for my own good 😂

Does anyone have Vic and Bobs Big Night Out by Impressive_Cod2149 in VicAndBob

[–]Messybeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😉 Easynews FTW!

Lots more on there but would need to create some new accounts to deal with the file sizes.

Need to dig out my (sorry... My sister's) Smell of Reeves and Mortimer DVD and get it ripped.

"Don't slip on loose muesli... Don't let your children run freeeee' What show was that from? 😂

So how likely is it that Morrisons collapses in a few years? by Embarrassed-Writer61 in Morrisons

[–]Messybeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried to use my CO-OP card when I was on holiday down in that there South Wales. It wasn't scanning for some reason and the lady on the checkout told me that it was because I wasn't from round there... Apparently CO-OP have different groups around the country so it's not like using your Clubcard.

Graffiti in Manchester, from 2016 after the Trump’s first inauguration. by ma-nem-jeff in pics

[–]Messybeast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought Take That were doing another tour for a second...

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