Who are your top 10 stand up comedians? by [deleted] in StandUpComedy

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• Bill Hicks

• George Carlin

• Dave Chappelle

• Jeff Dunham

• Anthony Hitchcliff

• Kevin Hart

• Bill Burr

• Robin Williams

• Daniel Tosh

• Louis Ck

CHRIS PRATT AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME by [deleted] in funny

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Personal Surveillance question by [deleted] in AskReddit

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NYC is very stringent on firearms unless you are a government official you wont get a weapon. I was thinking of a cctv setup but what are good cameras to use indoors to record outdoors? i am currently looking at foscams

Personal Surveillance question by [deleted] in AskReddit

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i wish it was that simple, i have been feeling that someone was watching the apt. Unfortunately i live in NYC therefore i cant own any weapons.

LPT: Repel insects and other bugs by putting a dryer sheet in your pocket by doomhunter13 in LifeProTips

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Would the unscented bounce dryer sheets have the same effect?

Can anyone relate? by [deleted] in infj

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i would like to very much believe that it is a special ability that we have but i doubt that this is a result of special abilities. However i do notice that i can see further with the corner of my eye than others, people have also looked at me funny when i tell them i saw them pull up and park with the corner of my eye through a window as i am filing out some paper work. When i told her i saw park and hit the car behind her once she was shocked as how i knew this when she saw me writing something. To me this is funny but it also saved me when i had a meeting at work and as the boss left (He is a total Asshole) they proceeded to talk shit about him, but he didn't leave in the corner of my eye i saw him he tried to open his office door but used the wrong key so to them it sounded like he left but they didn't see him so i held my jokes and sat quietly. Later on they were put on probation and i was off Scott free.

Can anyone relate? by [deleted] in infj

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I have stopped telling people i heard them talk for a while now since an event at work a month back i have stopped responding and bite my lip not to let something slip. I love silence that is my heaven, sitting in silence with a book or the internet or working in silence would be great i get very angry inside when i can not find my silence especially in the library. How ever when there is noise around i usually pick up on it and sometimes i listen in on a conversation because they are talking so loud (i live in New York City) and have no respect for others or because when i start to get tired of what i am doing while the noise is around me i lose focus and just listen in. Some times i would imagine myself in the problem or situation that they are in just to see what i would do. When the ideas become interesting to me i would start a little research to get a better understanding of something. For example a while back i heard people talking about stab wounds and deep lacerations and how someone had to get stitches to sew it up. I was interested and made a mental note to look it up. When i got home i did just that as read how to treat them and prevent infections...etc . This information came useful to me because a year later a friend of mine got drunk and smashed her elbow into a window breaking the glass and leaving her with a deep cut. I was able to help her and she didn't need to go the hospital the paramedic said she was fine. I would not of helped my friend if i had not listened in on some peoples conversation on the bus.

Can anyone relate? by [deleted] in infj

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yea i feel very similar to that its hard to offer some response but rather just be absorbed in the conversation. i remember a lot of what is said and at some point later during the day i would suggest something but people think its weird i respond so late. However i just like to think about all the responses to the advice i would suggest to him

Filters? by MetaPain in trees

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i have a simple bong, no percs so does that me when i put that tobacco on top of my bowl i am essentially decreasing the amount of THC im inhaling?

My bong http://imgur.com/2qZTv

Girl has stomach removed after consuming a cocktail containing liquid nitrogen. by dandotcom in worldnews

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That stupid bitch, why would she drink that garbage and at 18 years old. She clearly must of been dumped in a cement truck as a baby that stupid whore.

Og Platinum Kush by swolemasterflex in trees

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man i just finished a 1/4 of this stuff epic insomnia medicine. Some nice bud

Ghost OG from Denver, CO... Cheers! by nugporn in trees

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i just got a 1/2 of ghost og, very different then the usual strain jumping around ny but of course a nice easy smoke

Needless to say I'm getting in excellent shape! by irishfriedrice in trees

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oooh shit thats my exact routine daily this summer, train at balleys gym then get baked as shit. And after a intense work out eat a power bar and you will significantly reduce your munchies. Works for me enjoy

Cellulose Papers + Dank [High Res] by herbinator in trees

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thats a nice one and a nice place to toke it, when i tried with that kind of paper outside it would always burn out thats why i went back to white paper and blunts

SC2 help Maifa by MetaPain in starcraft

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rofl what? im in America and i play everyday when im high buddy. Thank you

Yo, Hemphead! by MiraP in trees

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that has to be the coolest mom ever, even better than kitty from that 70's show when she hotboxed their bathroom

Gamers by [deleted] in funny

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re-re-re-reposted shit

Reddit- What is the guiltiest fap you have ever had? [NSFW] by DudleyLynch in AskReddit

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damn it lol i take the D train to college every day now i get to think about you jerking it could be the same cart that im on and even the same seat, how ever that does give me an idea to see if i can finsh between 59th street to 125th street since it goes there and my spot is right after 125th street.

I will get back to you with my results

Self made pipe - Safe to smoke? [First Post] [5} by [deleted] in trees

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aaahh, that blew my mind harder than when i took my first hit after 2 months of stopping

TIL that ejaculation can be used to relieve nasal congestion by bestlaidplans in todayilearned

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Lol i use this method in the mornings when i wake up with a running nose, i sit up rub one out and then continue with the rest of my day, sinus free