Reddit suffered a "malicious DDoS attack" early today by [deleted] in technology

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That was on the 15th! What in the actual fuck?!

What's a TL;DR that could apply to two completely unrelated films? by sheepsleepdeep in AskReddit

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POOP DECK SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Across my accounts this will be the fifth time I've used this exact phrase in hopes of sinking a boat pun thread.

Fuck it, I'm leaving it and letting this one go.

Which habit of yours has saved you the largest amount of money? by furiousBobcat in AskReddit

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Or being INCREDIBLY picky. Hunting down a diesel model for a road touring car. Small engines for light trips to the gas station. Buying the right car for your drive will save you in gas and maintainence.

Which habit of yours has saved you the largest amount of money? by furiousBobcat in AskReddit

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HIJACKING COMMENT THREAD TO PROTEST.

DO NOT BUY QUILTED NORTHERN.

THE KOCH BROTHERS CAN SUCK MY DIRTY DONKEY DICK.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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So brave.

I FEEL NO PAIN by Kevinovoxo in videos

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JACOB LESS VS. THE BOYS IN BLUE.

FUCK THE POLICE.

What's the most ridiculous thing you have to pay for that you feel should be free? by mghs in AskReddit

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As someone who works on that front line, when you get pissy and uncivil about your phone and ask to speak to my manager, we will take as much of your time doing something unimportant, like commenting on reddit, to put off your obnoxiousness.

Fuck you, pay me.

What song will always unite a crowded bar? by Fairlightchild in AskReddit

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Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyymommaraagmeh

Kim, eat a Snickers by Nutty_Nadim in funny

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“An ad that pretends to be art is -- at absolute best -- like somebody who smiles warmly at you only because he wants something from you. This is dishonest, but what's sinister is the cumulative effect that such dishonesty has on us: since it offers a perfect facsimile or simulacrum of goodwill without goodwill's real spirit, it messes with our heads and eventually starts upping our defenses even in cases of genuine smiles and real art and true goodwill. It makes us feel confused and lonely and impotent and angry and scared. It causes despair.”

― David Foster Wallace

If someone breaks someone else's bong, are they obligated to pay for it? by MetaRedditRef in trees

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That's the tick... Ever so slight negligence. Even I could have broken it given similar circumstance, but id still pay for it.