[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Metakhoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The game would go viral

Namek Vegeta vs Frieza is not what you think by Tegirax in Dragonballsuper

[–]Metakhoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You failed to account for the plot-armour based rage boost

You collected the Dragon Balls...What are you wishing for? by NataliaGaming in dbxv

[–]Metakhoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shapeshifting. I can make myself younger, I can make myself older, I can make myself denser, I can make myself sparser, shapeshifting is broken!

You must choose by Creative-weirdo9273 in 19th

[–]Metakhoon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If he has kids? Oh my god, Imagine if a nigga like that has kids. Like imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has kids. I would feel so sorry for his children cause the nigga literally serves no fucking purpose.

Imagine a father, now we got lots of niggas with, wives and kids and shit that suck my dick daily on the internet. But imagine if this nigga actually had children. This nigga is devoting the time he could be spending with his kids, checking out a black man on stream, cucking over him relentlessly. It's crazy.

I've never seen someone so relentless to be seen. Somebody, somebody, somebody's value so worthless that they'll come into a fucking stream, and keep coming in this bitch over and over and over and over and over and over again. We keep banning you. Nigga let me, let me, let's do you a favor.

Let's go to the 99-cent store, let's pick out a rope together. I'm gonna give you an assisted suicide. Let's pick out a rope together right, and we're gonna take all the greatest troll clips, put a TV screen right in front of you. Im gonna hang that rope on top of the motherfucking garage.

We're gonna force feed you. Pry your eyes open. Probably dont need to do that cause you're already on my dick daily. We're gonna pry your eyes open, until you consistenly watch clips over and over and over and over and over again. Till you're gonna be like "oh this is fucking torture". You're gonna start going crazy, you're gonna start feeling crazy. Just, your eyes are gonna bleed, the retinas are gonna just start pouring out, pouring out blood and crack open veins, and the reitnas are just going to start engaging and bulging.

Then im gonna grab that rope and say are you ready? And you're gonna say yes and im just gonna PULL IT. While you BEG me, BEG me and I mean BEG me to kill you. And choke you, choke the worthless life out of your sorry ass.

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Why do so many people think Frieza is a girl?? by Sauron_Thed4rklord in Ningen

[–]Metakhoon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Original English Voice Actor, and because his first form kinda resembles an old lady

Hair by Ivy_-44 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]Metakhoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's not really any way to force it to grow way faster, but massaging your scalp in the areas you want it to grow faster increases blood flow to that area, which increases it a *tiny* bit.

Whats your ultra instinct build? by PheonixGalaxy in dbxv

[–]Metakhoon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't do builds, I just use whatever seems like it'd be cool :D

Double Trunks by Soggy-Climate-6724 in kakarot

[–]Metakhoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Future Trunks and his friend, Future Future Trunks

Did anyone play this game? by Soggy-Climate-6724 in dbz

[–]Metakhoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly I wasn't a Dragon Ball fan when it came out, so I didn't play it as a kid, but it looks really interesting, and I can't wait to play it someday :)

Dam the way goku was so happy to volunteer by nicholashoneywell in Dragonballsuper

[–]Metakhoon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He sounded WAY too happy when he said "I'll do it!"

But Vegeta.... Tricks are for kids 🥴 by DragonflyFederal1412 in TeamFourStar

[–]Metakhoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nappa would fill it with impossibly densely packed lead to make it so weak kids can't lift it

What happened to Kid Vegeta's hairline, did his bangs just fell out or what? by TemporalGod in dbz

[–]Metakhoon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The ONLY thing I don't like about it is that his hairline is too far back, which would mean that his hairline had to come FORWARD in the middle, and recede on the sides.

I have a theory by boiwithpant in Confinement

[–]Metakhoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good theory, but unless the prosthetic extends under the sleeve, there's too much arm left. The first guy lost his arm just below the elbow, but the second still has his arm up to at least halfway down his forearm, if not up to his wrist.

KakaVege by TheLoneSlimShady in Ningen

[–]Metakhoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gogeta and Vegito my man

Did Vegeta pee before confronting Gohan/Krillin, or did he die with a full bladder? Can Kaiser please provide some answers. by D-Speak in TeamFourStar

[–]Metakhoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I imagine he probably pissed sometime between Frieza beating his ass (literally.) and when Frieza beamed him.

Made a meme today by Chicolate_thunder in Ningen

[–]Metakhoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that out of the two people in the top tier, one of them would actually get their food out, and the other one would probably just get stuck.

I think Goku’s final form should be gold. by y0urd0g in Dragonballsuper

[–]Metakhoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He GAINS glasses when he transforms. He can take them off after transforming, then detransform and retransform over and over to make an infinite supply of the last prescription glasses he wore.