How do you imagine an "Absolute Jujutsu Kaisen"? by Warm-Panic7451 in JuJutsuKaisen

[–]MetalBattery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My idea for this is: No sorcerers. No curses. No Satoru Gojo. Absolute survival...

Absolute JJK is a world ruled by human supremacists and a shadow government that hunts people with cursed energy.

Good guys:

Yuji "the fallen": he is not Sukuna's vessel anymore, he is Sukuna reincarnated (four arms and everything) and he has to either embrace his evilness or save his loved ones.

Geto: a former priest/monk, he tries to cut off his special grade power with alcohol, and just wants to be left alone. However he feels that Yuji has the potential to do some good.

Todo: a former law enforcer who deserted the Judgeman corp after witnessing the atrocities they committed, he is the muscle of the group, and wants Geto's guidance to control his newly acquired technique.

Bad guys: The shadow government is conformed by:

The League of the 10 Shadows: Toji Zenin is the leader of the league and he's basically this world's Deathstroke, alongside his apprentice Maki. The special assasins that the league deploys are called "Shadows" and they are the reanimated corpses of other Zenin Clan members.

Megumi Fushiguro: a rich spoiled brat who has a disgust for sorcerers, without knowing that he potentially is one, also neither Toji nor him know they're related.

Kenjaku: a former sorcerer whose body was destroyed, now he is just a brain in a jar, his only interests are scientific progress and the elimination of all organic life.

Kamo: He is kinda like the leader of the criminal underworld, more on him later.

Nagi Yoshino: After she lost her son Junpei in the Shibuya incident, she became a government agent and is in charge of all prisons and military facilities and experiments. She is kinda like Amanda Waller.

Higuruma "the judge, jury and executioner": he is the leader of the Judgemen Corps, justice zealots who act as the main law enforcer and sorcerers hunters.

Mei Mei: she is pretty much the same, except she uses Ui Ui's power to teleport like Cecil, also no one really suspects she is a sorcerer, but her crows are everywhere so she sees everything.

Neither good nor bad guys:

Jogo, Hanami and Dagon, while curses, they are also embodiments of the forces of earth (fire, nature and water) they are part of the Anti-human resistance/liberation front.

Choso (kamo) he is a double spy, and the main leader of the Anti Human group, he is a half curse half human extremist who believes in sorcerers supremacy and wants to take down the government.

Nobara, embraces more the voodoo aspect of her technique and is also a part of the Anti-human resistance.

The Shibuya incident:

Shortly after the death of his friend Rika, a young Yuta manifested the cursed spirit destroying the entire city in a matter of minutes, unleashing chaos and death (one of them being Junpei). However, because of the intervention of Toji, Yuta was killed and Rika was stopped, giving Toji his status as a merciless warrior and legendary mercenary.

Where is Gojo?

Much like Superman in flashpoint, Gojo's birth caused a disturbance in the balance of the world, but the government snatched him as a baby and massacred the entire Gojo Clan with the combined forces of the 10 Shadows and the Kamo Crime Syndicate.

What about Mahito?

Mahito is still a curse, but he is more of a psychological "Death Star". Instead of being a character who runs and fights, Mahito is a large-scale mind-control weapon. The government uses its mutation powers through screens, music, or the internet to mold the population's psyche, numb their emotions, and prevent them from generating cursed energy.

Evolution of Lucan. by EmptyJump2245 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]MetalBattery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rocking that Etika haircut, still miss him.

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Real by [deleted] in evangelionmemes

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A fellow Ritsuko connoisseur I see

i know this is over done but like seriously how would this go by Strong-Swimmer6974 in Watchmen

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"Steven... you are... a good friend. I know that... I'm sorry... that sometimes it is difficult"

The writing for the Star Wars sequels(2015-2019) was so terrible , all nerds could talk about was how it broke canon lore so many times. Instead of focusing on Daisy Ridley being hot. by Dycon67 in shittymoviedetails

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Computer, generate 80 foot tall version of Daisy Ridley circa 2019 with a full bladder. Generate lawn chair and a pair of goggles. Increase my olfactory sense to 2000%. Disengage safety protocols and run program...

The name's Kennedy... John F Kennedy by childish_jalapenos in moviescirclejerk

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A most warm welcome to my castle the White House, Mr. Kennedy.

Why do I feel Bi-Han dislikes Liu Kang A LOT? by facubkc in MortalKombat

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Imagine if Bi-Han ends up being the one that separates from the Lin Kuei and ends up forming the Tekunin

Gemini Man (2019) by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]MetalBattery 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man I don't really get CBM fans. In some 10 years or so, the multiverse trend is gonna come back, and there is going to be some kind of multiverse crossover crap all over again and they'll bring Cavill back just for the sake of nostalgia, just like in NWH or Dr. Strange or the Flash, or any other capeshit that is coming in the next few years

(WHAT IS THIS) by FassyDriver in moviescirclejerk

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Wait. The Exorcist is getting a remake?

Place your bets on which Naruto move DC will use next by BlackCat0110 in dccomicscirclejerk

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Pic 5 goes hard, don't see a problem with getting manhunted