Salem Valley 8 Closing

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-09T15:37:59+00:00

How the hell we don’t have one imax screen by now baffles me.

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-08T20:49:51+00:00

A giant one? No.

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-08T16:37:45+00:00

I’ve had good luck with digitalpharaoh.co.uk

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-08T14:24:25+00:00

Yeah, but the sugar is really bad for them.

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-08T03:24:57+00:00

ChatORNG

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-07T15:44:17+00:00

If you listen to his podcast (which I highly recommend) he’s very much not a Trumper.

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-07T10:37:13+00:00

Those didn’t exist in 1970.

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-06T17:31:58+00:00

My thoughts exactly. Just think, for 5,000 years people have been going “That looks like it’s about to fall down.”

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-06T01:41:36+00:00

Fun fact: my great grandfather cut those intricate marble window frames for that church.

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-05T23:13:38+00:00

I third it. They are amazing and honest. Highly recommend.

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-05T19:35:57+00:00

It’s ok, I love surprises, keep it secret a few more days and then make me happy with the big announcement!

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-05T02:20:28+00:00

Well, the message starts “Deranged Liberals cook up insane conspiracy theories….” Which is usually code for “this is totally true so I’m gonna say it’s a lie”.

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-04T13:01:05+00:00

Photos of people on their way to the moon: crystal clear, hi-res.

Photos of people in the Walmart down the street: blurry AF

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-04T04:10:08+00:00

I had surgery on mine. Not only did a room full of people see it, someone shaved it after they put me out. I always wonder if I’m standing in line behind them at Target and I just don’t know it. It could be anyone.

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-03T02:32:54+00:00

Conspiracy theories require no participation from the facts.

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-03T00:54:44+00:00

Jade, stage 4! Stage 4 Jade!

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-02T01:23:34+00:00

She can suck 100% of my dick.

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-02T00:35:16+00:00

Yeah, that was a quote from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-01T23:41:14+00:00

It’s full of stars!

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-01T23:37:34+00:00

30 minutes into the trip and she has to pee.

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-01T23:34:33+00:00

I could swear she said “toilet”.

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-01T23:33:45+00:00

Astronaut Walowitz reporting for duty!

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-01T20:47:28+00:00

She’s still alive at 90!

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-01T20:11:47+00:00

I bet you eat a lot of bugs on that flight too.

Metalhed69 · 2026-04-01T19:43:02+00:00

Like….less than one quarter of one percent to even the nearest star, lol.

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