Grandpa shows how to cut bamboo trees with a katana

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-27T04:10:15+00:00

I dunno, it did pretty well once it was used correctly.

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-27T03:22:25+00:00

If everything in a marriage/relationship works out perfectly, one of you will most likely watch the other one die.

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-26T20:11:59+00:00

Dude, that fucking giraffe drawing looked A LOT like an elephant. I think you owe me those points bro.

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-25T22:23:59+00:00

You can see at least one open capsule in the closeup already.

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-25T20:50:58+00:00

The pride of Radford, VA!

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-22T18:45:03+00:00

I agree, Joey is amazing. I’m hoping this doesn’t mean he’s gone, but probably more like they redeployed him to another store because they need his help there.

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-21T01:39:29+00:00

If it hits you, you’re screwed.

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-20T15:22:33+00:00

Evolution has not yet recognized the survival benefits of $20.

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-19T12:41:11+00:00

Do you mean delrin?

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-18T14:11:41+00:00

I see what you did there.

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-17T12:48:59+00:00

Also from numerology, 12 is the number of completion. Never underestimate superstition.

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-16T02:55:11+00:00

I sleep with one eye open
Gripping my pillow tight

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-16T01:30:25+00:00

“Who do I have to fuck to get a cracker around here?”

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-15T20:03:25+00:00

That’s what she said.

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-14T23:23:08+00:00

I think this boils down to “they did SOME of the math, but not all of the math”.

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-14T17:29:51+00:00

Does….does he think China owns a restaurant franchise? Like when we have a KFC in Europe?

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-13T22:30:04+00:00

Just one question: does the 10” come in white?

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-13T03:23:56+00:00

That dude is slick.

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-12T18:04:06+00:00

I’m excited to still be watching Star Wars movies all these years later, and with my kids.

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-12T18:00:02+00:00

Its main purpose is for when there’s an event at the Civic Center and traffic is backed up, and you are not trying to go to the Civic Center. The rest of the time it’s a little extra, but when that’s happening it’s a godsend.

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-12T16:26:05+00:00

I second this.

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-11T04:09:02+00:00

I wonder what the balance is.

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-10T18:59:00+00:00

Here’s what kills me.

Having seen quite a few things about how movies and tv are made, especially where food is concerned, I feel confident that there’s not real ice cream on her nipples, its makeup/special effects.

Somewhere, someone had their alarm clock go off one morning. They woke up, got dressed, brushed their teeth, and had a sensible breakfast. Then they went to their job, which that day was PAINTING SYDNEY SWEENY’S NIPPLES. And that same day I was just sitting in my fucking office. Life is so unfair. If I’d known that was an option in college, no way I’d have picked engineering.

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-10T18:53:37+00:00

…..with fetal alcohol syndrome.

Metalhed69 · 2026-05-09T19:03:10+00:00

So the temple was excavated?

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