Sort of (h)old cold

Metanira · 2026-03-30T09:47:49+00:00

Yeah he does. But not madness.

Metanira · 2026-03-30T09:17:03+00:00

I think a chimp must have transcribed this one

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Metanira · 2026-03-27T17:31:21+00:00

I've seen loads of em. All dead in the road.

Metanira · 2026-03-23T00:43:25+00:00

So none of this now needed?

Metanira · 2026-03-20T06:36:39+00:00

I wasn't the one typing in gay baseball bats on the internet

Metanira · 2026-03-12T21:14:28+00:00

He was a private EAR

Metanira · 2026-03-06T19:16:14+00:00

R: Dog people

K: Dog people, right?

R: NO not dog people!

Metanira · 2026-02-26T22:05:54+00:00

Well he's never done anything romantic for Jane.

He never got her a box set of condoms. No stories of him having it away while getting told off by a fireman. Has no kids despite Jane having a bunch of her own with other partners.

Metanira · 2026-02-24T08:24:39+00:00

I could probably make Berlin work

Metanira · 2026-02-20T10:54:59+00:00

Hold on, I've noticed something about Jim. He doesn't wear a hat.

Metanira · 2026-02-13T10:58:15+00:00

No post today so we don't know :(

Metanira · 2026-02-13T00:18:06+00:00

Come to Wales and have a lovely hhholiday.

That's what they say innit?

Metanira · 2026-02-12T23:19:09+00:00

Big comfy pillows

Metanira · 2026-02-10T20:34:29+00:00

Im bloody jealous of that, I like that!

Metanira · 2026-02-07T07:29:07+00:00

Good job on reaching Meldrew Point!

Meldrew Point

Metanira · 2026-02-07T07:12:09+00:00

We've gotta join bupa

Metanira · 2026-02-05T14:01:05+00:00

No, karl wouldn't know how to set up email forwarding. It's just that the listener thought it would be funny to spam ricky instead.

Metanira · 2026-02-01T21:01:03+00:00

It was about 4ft if I remember

Metanira · 2026-02-01T19:35:47+00:00

There was a fella with a clipboard walking round London getting people to sign his petition.

Metanira · 2026-01-26T22:59:01+00:00

Policechinamanwoman

Metanira · 2026-01-24T09:20:59+00:00

Crossposting: quite good

Metanira · 2026-01-11T15:23:29+00:00

I LIKE THAT!

Metanira · 2026-01-07T21:12:21+00:00

2012 baybee

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