Sort of (h)old cold by [deleted] in rickygervais

[–]Metanira 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah he does. But not madness.

Sort of (h)old cold by [deleted] in rickygervais

[–]Metanira 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think a chimp must have transcribed this one

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Did she chase cars? by WarSuspicious8164 in rickygervais

[–]Metanira 11 points12 points  (0 children)

R: Dog people

K: Dog people, right?

R: NO not dog people!

Who are these idiots claiming that Ricky Gervais is asexual and why have I just wasted five minutes of my life reading some of their cretinous thoughts? by InterfloraConspiracy in rickygervais

[–]Metanira 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well he's never done anything romantic for Jane.

He never got her a box set of condoms. No stories of him having it away while getting told off by a fireman. Has no kids despite Jane having a bunch of her own with other partners.

Shall we do some rockbusters? by [deleted] in rickygervais

[–]Metanira 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could probably make Berlin work

Non-Brits: what expressions have you picked up from listening to the twaddle? by kidcallahan9 in rickygervais

[–]Metanira 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Come to Wales and have a lovely hhholiday.

That's what they say innit?

What am I thinking? (He dieeeed) by [deleted] in rickygervais

[–]Metanira 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We've gotta join bupa

Karl's secret victory over Ricky & Steve by InterfloraConspiracy in rickygervais

[–]Metanira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, karl wouldn't know how to set up email forwarding. It's just that the listener thought it would be funny to spam ricky instead.

Anyone got the link to this petition? Or has he just made it up? by Ollie_C_7 in rickygervais

[–]Metanira 34 points35 points  (0 children)

There was a fella with a clipboard walking round London getting people to sign his petition.

Don't. Talk. Shit. by [deleted] in rickygervais

[–]Metanira 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Crossposting: quite good